drunkey bimbo

The Land of That is an old country neighbouring the Land of Fire and Land of Rivers. that country is famous for fabrication documents that uses as excuse to take off nearby countries, so it's easy to say that That is rich, and what rich countries want? to become richer!

and as a result the entertainment industry are the highest demand, especially the red district and the casinos!

and in a particular busting casino, a loud cheering can be heard,

"BLACK BLACK BLACK!"

"WHITE WHITE WHITE!"

"COME ON BABY! GIVE TO ME! THAT'S IT! SHOW ME THE WHITE STUFF!" said a women in green clothes with drunk expression

"that's what she said" said her opponent with snicker

"HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, YOU BASTARD!? ARE SAYING I'M OLD!?" the blonde woman said drunkly

"huh? where did I said that?! lady your drunkness can be smelled from land of This! focus on your game!" shouted the man

"HUH?! SO YOU SAYING I'M OLD AND TOO LATE TO GET MARRIED?! BRING IT ON SHITHEAD! I'LL BET YOU! IF I WIN, I WILL OPEN YOUR HEAD WITH MY PINKY!"

"are you nuts..oh the wheel stops!" the man wanted to protest but hey got distracted by the wheel

"ohhh! it's black!"

"UGH! JUST MY LUCK! I WANTED THE WHITE STUFF!"

"heh, tough luck for your miss, it's seems that no white stuff for you~"

"HUH?! I DARE YOU REPEAT THAT, MICROPENIS! I'LL BET MY PINKY IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WIENER!"

"and I bet your boobs are bigger than your brain, cool it off lady" said the man waving his hand

"DAMN ASSHOLE, I'LL CRACK YOUR SKULL!" she wanted to take the matter into her own fists but was stopped by her assistants who sigh and said "my lady, he just a civilian, please think calmly" and looked at the man apologiticly and said "please excuse my lady, she is a bit emotional when she is drunk, please don't provoke her, she really can break your skull with her pinky"

"huh? who do think she is? fucking Shinobi god hashirama? as if I would believe that!" he said with a sneer

"oh?" the drink blonde for the first time said calmly albeit still drunk and continue "while..*huccf* I don't think I can *huccf* stand up to my grandfather, I think I'm *huccff able to do that!" and as demonstration she hit nearby marble with her pinky and a hole appeared

"...shit did you here that?!,my wife is calling! gotaa go!" the man had cold sweat and take the money he win and hurriedly left the casino like a man left in desert for days to see the water in front of him

"hah! yeah run away! *huccf* you lucky my disciple is kind hearted! *huccf* otherwise that hole would be in your forehead!" said the busty bimbo while laughing hysterically

"haaah, my lady, come on , let's take rest.."

"buuuuuuut...I want to conti~nue I wanna I wa~nna!!" the adult women throw a tantrum like a child

"my lady, you did bet with me that if you last this game, that would be it for betting in the casino!" the raven head assistant scolded

"ugh! remind why did I *huccf* bet with you?" she ask in annoyance

"to save your money, my lady"

"we have a to~n tho~"

"correction, we had a ton, now it's only it's tenth, anymore betting and we would broke! and the rest of my lady's money is in the village, now does my lady wanted to go back? it's been more than decade already!"

"argh...you win, that is the last place I want to visit!"

"haaah, are my lady still on that?"

"HMPH! I prefer *huccf* to let the sage pervert to peak on me rather than return to that shithole, and the *huccf* old monkey who throw his shit at everyone and thinking himself as kind grandfather!"

"my lady, it's still the village that your grandfather founded.."

the drunkey had a sad and longing look but change to sneer in a moment "don't mention that old buffoon, he was great ninja...*huccf* and loving grandfather, but sucks as leader.."

"haaah, my lady.."

"enough of that..let go the room we renting...I need to lay down...the sake in the place sucks" the blonde said with grimace

"as your wish my lady." the assistant nodded with wry smile

they left the casino but soon bumped into someone.

"ahh sorry!" said a young voice

"ugh! be careful where you waking brat! I almost tripped!" said the blonde grumpily

the boy left his head and Looked at the lady with shocked face, what is more surprising that the drunk had the same widean eyes

"boy...your eyes!" the bimbo said staring at the boy emerald eyes with with her light brown eyes

she looked over around her big knockers and lifted a necklace with same as the boy eye color

"finally! I found you!" the silver hair boy said and excitement in his voice, after 3 months on searching without lead, abusing shadow clone to the point they would ask for court, he found her in twist of fate! or lazy writing one of them..

"huh? sliver-boy what do you mean?" the blonde wake up from her stupor and said curiously, her shock sobered her up and didn't need her student to stand

"I was looking for you! the legendary sanin! Tsunade-sama!" the boy said

"ohh? and how come do you want to meet me?" said the blonde with interest, she didn't ask the boy how did he know her, she is pretty famous, know where was she isn't hard...but finding her is another issue

"of course to admire your beauty!" said the boy smiling

Tsunade stared blankly for few seconds but soon had responded "hahahahahaha!" she had a fit of laughter

"..did I said something bad?" the boy said confused

Tsunade removed her tear of laughter and shake her head "oh no no! it's been a while I laugh like that! and to be clear, I'm not laughing at you! I'm just amused by your straightforward face when said it." said while smiling and continue "it's always please me to have good admire, especially this cute!" she lifted him up without his asking and put him at the level of her face

"...but, now say the real reason why you come, if I didn't like the answer I'll will spank you, and throw you back to whatever who sent you." said Tsunade in calm tone, make him not able to escape, admiring her beauty? the pedo snake did this trick before and she send the lackey he sent broken, what made her anger that who ever sending this brat to her is using her emotions and sympathy she had by having the boy eyes as the same as her necklace

but what surprised her that the boy didn't resist her carrying, but came closer and look her deep in the eyes, he wasn't nervous, maybe embarrassment since his face is slightly red because of her carrying, she didn't know why but thought it was cute

"umm...I indeed came to admire lady Tsunade beauty..." the silver hair boy said while try to hide his embarrassment

"really..?" she looked him while narrowing her eyes and tightly hugging him, trying to increase pressure on him, weirdly enough, the boy didn't seems uncomfortable, instead seems delighted

"...alright, I didn't just come for that reason." he admitted

"oh? and do tell what ever you come for boy? remember don't lie."

"I come for....to bet with you!"

"bet with me..?" any suspicious thought she had disappointed and the face of gambler appeared "and what bet is that?!" she said excited

"lady Tsunade! you promised you won't bet anymore tonight!" the raven head girl next to her scolded

Tsunade grimaced a bit but said cunningly "yes...shizune I did said that, but I'm not betting in the casino..I'm betting outside it!" she said as she pointed at the building next to her few meters

"but..but.. that's cheating!" shizune said with a pout

"hehe, cheating is part of gambling! now..boy.. wait what is your name?"

"Saruto!" Saruto said nodded his head while continuing clinging to her massive marshmallows

"hooh, you sure are brave to clinging to me like that?" Tsunade smirked while more increasing her hugging power, she can crush a jonin with only such power, yer the boy taking like waking in a park, 'heh, you aren't simple, Saruto...I wonder..why the fate brought you to me...?'

"hmm? I don't know what big sister tsuna is saying, she is the one hugging me." he said innocently

she igonred his shameless statement and focused on one part "big sister tsuna..." she said repeatedly

"eh? does Tsunade-sama dislike it? you like big sister to me tho.."

"no no! I don't mind!...ahem I mean if you insist, I'll allow it...yes you should be grateful!" Tsunade wanted almost to say she wants to her him say it but her pride didn't let her, she didn't know why she even wanted that.. maybe because of his fresh personality...or his unusual body which can handle a force that can break jonin like a KitKat bar, or even his emerald eyes that she wants to get lost in them and remember her fonded memories and ease her sadness.. whatever it is, her interest in him increased

Saruto also know that but didn't embarrass her so he said "alright! big sister tsuna it is! I want to bet you on....."