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Im Immortal

I used to be a fat ugly man. But then I died. Just when I thought it was over, I reincarnated!? I became Lys Ultima, the wastrel of the Lys clan. A side character if you've ever seen one. But unlike other side characters, I was super duper hot! And I got a system, the slap face system! Join Lys Ultima in his journey to become immortal!

LysUltima · Fantasi Timur
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30 Chs

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I was eating fish but then someone appeared !!!

Guess who!!!

It was… Dumblydore! (AN: no relation to albus dumble door at all xd)

Dumblydore was the sext leader of the Cloud Pavilion Sect!! Like omg everyone knew what the Cloud Pavilion Sect was it was just that famous, like even 1 year olds knew what it was.

Also dumblydore was the seXt leader since she was a super sexy loli She was 4'8' and had a huge pair of tits, which bounced bouncily as she walked towards me. Also she was a vampire gothic loli. She wore black lipstick and eyeshadow, and white foundation made her already pale face even paler. Her black ebony hair had purple highlighters with red tips. She wore all leather stuff and had a whip and many people came up to her to lick her feet and be whippsed cuz they were masochists and she was just that hot

anyways she was super hottie like nobody was as hot as her in the realm that I was in.

And then she was like "your'e so hot how about you join my sect???"

And I replied, "ok your sect is that famous cloud pavilion sect right? I never heard of it since I am not from this realm so tell me about it"

"The cloud pavilion sect is the best sect in the realm, you know? everyone knows about it and stuff. we have lots of elders with large cultivations and most importantly we have lots of hot people it's great" she said

I said back, "ok so how do I join?"

"Take my hand she said"

So I took her hand which was super soft like a girl's hand because she was a girl lol

And then we teleported to the sect entrance.

"You'll have to take the entrance exam, okay? Everyone has to do it, I can't change the rules just 4 u, k?"

I nodded and stepped forward to take the entrance exam.

To be continued.

(AN: You guys were super surprised right?)