November comes in like a lion

"After Robert's training session both players take a break".

Hehehe it's already time Rob I have not seen a talent rise quicker than you from masterbating to master at beating.

What "Rob looks at Sam with a shocked face".

I mean you have really exceeded my expectations a coach's greatest joy is to see his boxer win at the highest stage.

Yes I also cannot believe a person who wears black tie with a black t-shirt could be an amazing coach let alone a champion.

What? "This time Sam looks at Rob in a weird way".

No no I did not mean like that.

Oh c'on.

"Shit Rob what have you done now he is angry I should not have given him that compliment".

Hmmff "Sam tries to hide his laughter" haahahaha.

What happened "Rob asks with curiosity".

That was a clever joke.

Thanks yours was also very nice word play.

But true what are the chances that you were born from Giovanni's nut what are the chances that you got into boxing and came to my gym and got a shot at the belt that many no most of the boxers drool just from one look.

It's rare no miraculously tiny.

Even that would be an understatement Rob you have opportunities endless opportunities just choose which ones you want to take and which ones you want to let go.

Yes I will remeber this quote before making any substantial decision.

Now then we have one more opportunity to practice today why not use that?

Ofcouse I'm ready let's get to it and win.

Win win win "This word itself echoes throughout the room making everyone's heart beat faster".

*After the training*

Ok aaffuua (Sam gets out of breath from training so hard) today is done we will continue tommorrow.

Ok Coach "Rob also breaths heavy but maintains his speech".

Der heutige Tag war schrecklich auf der Arbeit, mein Chef schimpft ständig mit mir. (Today's day was terrible at work my boss always scolds me.)

Thump! "Rob collides with two gentlewomen on his way home".

Oh, Entschuldigung, wir sind gerade plötzlich links abgebogen. (Oh sorry we just suddenly turned left.)

Kein Problem, aber darf ich nach dem Grund fragen? (No problem but may I ask why?).

„Die beiden Frauen schauen sich an und lachen" Den berühmten Döner-Laden „Eat Meat Repeat" kennen Sie nicht. ("Both women look at each other and laugh" you don't know about the famous Döner shop 'Eat meat repeat'.)

"Rob turns around gets flashbacks of him eating at that diner".

It has been over a year since I last had a kebab let alone that I ate at this shop may I have a treat before the match? No you can't the dinner is waiting for you yeah the same old dinner which you have eaten 146 times already.

„Rob schüttelt den Kopf." „Ja, das tue ich. Ich war ein alter Kunde von ihnen." ("Rob shakes off his head" Yes I do I was an old customer of theirs.)

"Rob instantly tries to distract himself from the temptation of eating" how could I not know this road? I have visited it countless times already.

"Rob sprints back to his villa".

Hey Rob how is your training going?

Great dad I only have one problem?

Oh don't worry about it just relax and join us for dinner our chef has made your favorite delicacy.

You mean Döner kebab?

Yes now come on have a seat "Giovanni humbly invites Robert for a dine".

No dad I can't I'm already close to the limit I can't let my desires take control of my actions.

Oh I see don't worry yet again you can have this. This thing has very little calories.

What is that?

Sea weed but you don't smoke it you eat it.

Eat it?

Yeah with your mouth of course hehe.

Hmm I'll try one "Robert takes a sea weed into his mouth to mercilessly chew it into little pieces and then send it to the dangerous acid bath".

It's good right?

It's crunchy and salty pretty good. "After finishing the whole packet of sea weed Robert goes to sleep to dream about Döner kebab".

*In his dream*

Oh no this thing is following me.

Oh Robert come on take a bite I'm sure you will want more hehehe "A big Kebab talks to Robert in a creepy voice".

"In his dream he gets teleported to a backroom where no one could escape". No no stop chasing me or I'll punch you to death.

Hehehe oh no Robert you don't want to do that you want to put me in your mouth bath me with your saliva just like this "The Kebab bites off one of his fingers and chews it in his mouth open".

Aaahhhhhh! "Robert wakes up from this nightmare and feels relieved".

"The the workers that heard Robert's scream comes running to his door" what happend master Robert?

Please answer.

I'm fine I just stubbed my toe that's all.

Oh gosh that's a relief.

Aaaaaahhh!

Now whose scream is that?

Oh no I was holding a ladder then I heard the scream and came running.

That means.

Aaaahhh fortunetly I came 5 steps or I would have broke my back.

I'm really really really sorry.

I know you feel guilty but that doesn't fix my injuries does it?

"After performing his morning rituals Robert goes to talk with Sam".

So last night I was going...

Hmm so that's what happend Robert you anxiety and fear not because you can't eat Döner kebab but the thought of restraining yourself from eating Döner kebab.

What does that mean then should I just eat it?

Of course not that would just make things even worse you have to eliminate the fear that is associated with the Kebab.

"Sam orders a Kebab from Robert's favorite shop" now you see this what do you feel?

Actually nothing because I already ate a lot.

Then what about this? "Sam takes a piece and puts it in front of his nose" are the aromas triggering old memories?

Yes now they are I suddenly feel the urge to reach out and savor it.

Sit still for 10 minutes the urge will subside and you will be in control.

*5 minutes later*

"Only after 5 minutes Robert gets distracted by a sparring match happening behind him".

Looks like eveything is going according to the plan I'm just curious to hear Robert's response after 10 minutes.

*After 10 mintues*

How do you feel?

"Robert opens his mouth wide and takes a huge bite from the kebab".

What? You did it before I even said a word ok whatever just hold it in your mouth without chewing or even licking for 2 minutes.

Fuck I might have taken more than I can fit my mouth muscles are straining.

Done spit it in the bin.

"Thoo".

You did it Rob very well done.

Oh wow I overcame my temptations like a boss.

But how did you know I was going to tell you to take a bite?

Oh I just did it to prove myself that I have control over my actions.

And you sure do now a final thing I want you to do.

Yeah yeah tell me the day after tommorrow is my match.

Put a freshly cooked Döner Kebab beside your bed and when that Kebab monster comes you just have to tell that fucker

Yes I sure will.

The Kebab is set my room is perfect temperature and even the melotonin levels are on point now come to me you masochist.

"Robert goes to sleep not to rest but to fight his fear".

Thump! Thump! Thump "Rob's sleep gets interrupted upon hearing thr footsteps".

What I didn't sleep? What are these footsteps they sound likr Mr. X or something even bigger.

"Rob goes to his door to look outside to understand what was going on".

There you are big Kebab monster.

"As soon as Robert sees the monster it gets teleported behind him".

Aahhhh stay away from me.

Hooowww caan I doo thaat? I'm a paart of you dooon't yoouuu thiink I desarve too bee eaaten.

No who would eat a fucking shit kebab monster Hehe "Robert tries to bluff his confidence".

You are lyyying aren't youuu "the big creep smile of the monster turns into a frown".

You really think I would lie? I'll kill you.

Youuuu caaan't.

Why you immortal or what?

Yessss you choose of I'm immortal or mortal hehe.

Hehehe if it's that simple I want you to dissapear right now huh?

Hehe your words and feeling are not alligning Rob thats why I'm here now forget those things and taste me eaaaat meeee Robert.

No no nooooo.

"The big kebab monster overpowers Rob".

Why do my punches feel soo weak die die die.

"It ristricts his moments and slowly makes his way into his mouth".

Hehehe get ready to experience my flavours.

Ahhhahhahah "Robert tries to scream through his throat his mouth was soo open that his jaw was about to break any moment".

And finally it does which makes Robert wake up.

Oh my god my mouth "Rob examines his face to find out it was all just a dream" fuck I was still not able to beat him my punches felt like I was under 1km of water.

2:32 AM damn I still have one more chance let's do it I have to.

"At 2:40 AM Rob falls asleep once again where he gets a dream of him playing minecraft".

Wow I have build a nice big house now time to harvest my farm.

"Rob harvests the cows and goes to his furnace to make beef".

Damn this beef is gonna give me a lot of hp.

Heyy Robert dosen't that beef look taaasty? Want to put that beef on meeeee?

What who are you? "Rob gets frantically scared in game".

You forgot meeeee?

While sleeping our prefrontal cortex and hippocampus gets shut dowm and without them we cannot use memories, logic and thinking so Robert does not remeber his past experience with the monster.

Fuck off I'll kill you with my enchanted diamond sword.

"Rob takes 3 big swings but they get to no avail".

What why do you not have a health bar?

Because I'm not your enemy eat me Rob eat me.

"Rob in game goes and starts eating the monster".

No Rob nooo not with steve's but with your mouth "the monster looks at real life Rob and breaks out of the screen straight into his mouth".

Aaaaahhhh! Fuck that was a dream oh my god oh my god twice in one night it's 3:00 AM I only have one hour before my training will I be able to defeat that fucker? I can only try "Suddenly Rob remembers Sam's words" Hehe now I'll kill that fucker for sure.

"This time Rob enter the dream realm with full preperation".

Where am I? This place looks like Windows XP wallpaper wow I can run for miles and still the plain doesn't end.

"Rob enjoys the endless bounds of the 'the bliss' but suddenly".

Aahhhh "he slides of something which makes him roll over on the ground" what is that red sauce?

No Rob it's Salsa.

"Rob looks at the monster in deep horror but this time he keeps his cool".

This this this is a dream yes I did it I made a normal dream a lucid dream.

Lucid dreams are the dreams in which your prefrontal cortex is awake and can make logical decisions.

You are not real.

Huh? How can you say that can't you see you can touch me I can touch you that mean I'm real.

Yes and that's why I want to punch you "thook" "Rob throws a flicker jab".

Aaaahhhhh "The punch hurt the Kebab so bad that his salsa and cabbage began to leak" no please don't kill me eat me Rob.

Oh don't worry I won't kill you but I'll sure eat a salad.

What? What do you mean Salad?

"With his imagination Rob summon's a healthy salad" nom nom nom very refreshing.

No no noooooooo please don't eat that flavourless healthy low calorie salad "the monster pleads for Robert's mercy".

Now that I'm full what should I do with you?

Hehe eat me obliviously isn't it? "The Kebab nervously tries to persuade Rob".

Note: Rob does not recognize this kebab as a monster thus there is no reason to use that word.

What if I just throw you into the outer space where not even micro organisms can eat you?

What? No I'm for consumption I don't want to be all alone in the vast space.

Yes but I do want you there "Rob ties the Kebab to a spaceship and begins the launching".

Rob I forgot to tell you something.

What tell me fast or I'll lauch.

No no I'll tell you the thing is you worked so hard for years without eating me so your brain wanted to reward you just like wet dreams make you horny bad dreams make you happy and happy dreams make you sad I wanted you to be fulfilled and full.

Thanks for the concern Kebab but not eating you will make me more fulfilled and full from inside so I will press launch.

"Rob sends the kebab that haunted him for days into the outer space".

Now then let's have fun with this lucid dream why not a flying lamborghini a thicc chick and I- I know a-

"Beep" "beep" "beep" fuck it was just getting fun why does this alarm has such an annoying sound from tomorrow I'll set rocky's theme as alarm.