Why Did The Great Evil God Laugh?

Marik pretended to be Bakura and was intercepted by the pharaoh himself. There was a fierce battle, and a moment later, the flames shot up to the sky not far away, and a round of hot golden sun formed an undead firebird in midair, and the golden light shining on the sky was fleeting.

Although there was a long distance, Bakura could guess the ending with his toes.

The six-year-old… is probably gone.

But thanks to the six-year-old attracting firepower, he somehow managed to slip out of the siege. The pharaoh and the priests were all chased after Marik in the opposite direction, and the others didn't seem to notice his real movements.

At this time, Bakura was straddling the horse and walking along the winding valley.

Maybe it was affected by the Shadow Game, a faint black mist loomed over the valley. From time to time, a disturbing wind blew in the air, and the horse's hooves kept kicking away the fine stones on the ground.

One Hammer Deal No Counter-Offer still rode behind. He looked slouched and lethargic as if he could fall asleep at any moment.

Bakura didn't know that the screwball behind him was still tirelessly posting the live video on the forum.

This guy was like someone addicted to social media. After every two steps, he had the need to take a screenshot and post it, and attach the spatial coordinates by the way, explaining in detail "where we are now", "how fast we are going", and "which way we are heading"…

A certain great evil god who was looking around obviously still didn't realize what the problem was.

At this time, Bakura was looking at The Winged Dragon of Ra from a distance, and roughly estimated the distance from himself to the Pharaoh. Relying on his strong memory ability, he quickly restored the shortest path from there and calculated the time required for the Pharaoh and the priests to chase them based on the calculation formula of speed and distance.

From this, it could be concluded that even if they turned on the GPS positioning now, it was absolutely impossible for them to catch up with him at full speed.

Thinking of this, Bakura couldn't help but look up to the sky, and burst out laughing.

Oh, Yuei Yu, Yugi!

After all, I still beat the two of you in this tailing game!

Little did he know that his insolent laughing appearance was also taken as a screenshot, and he threw it on the forum with his backhand.

Immediately, comments erupted:

"Why did the evil god laugh?"

"I laugh at the lack of wisdom in Yugi, and the lack of strategy in Yuei Yu…"

"If they set up an ambush here, wouldn't this Great Evil God be unable to escape, even with wings?" (1)

"…"

Bakura was smiling happily when suddenly he heard an explosion. A beam of light pierced through the black mist and flew towards him. He instinctively leaned over to avoid it but felt his back heat up, the beam flew past him and exploded on the side mountain wall with a bang.

Bakura's expression changed, and he turned his head to look in that direction, and suddenly saw an afterimage chasing after him in mid-air, his body wrapped in flames, flapping his white wings, and the air behind him was scorched and crackling.

Elemental HERO Flame Wingman!

The sound of countless horseshoes echoed in the valley, and it sounded like thousands of troops and horses were outflanking. Bakura turned his head in astonishment, only to see a large army rushing out from the mountain path on the side. Leading the team right in front was a general in red armor, domineering and somewhat eerie armor, wearing a helmet, with a black-haired horse on his lap, and his eyes were red.

Great Shogun Shien!

A Japanese general led the Egyptian army to charge, can you believe it?

"Rush over!"

The masters of the two monsters were naturally Snow Wave and Fae. Players could even have the opportunity to lead troops into the charge while playing a card game, which was extremely enjoyable.

And all of this was in a game for free!

Seeing these two spirits and the two screwballs, how could Bakura not understand what was going on?

Fuck, is that Yuei Yu again?

Is this bastard the roundworm in my stomach? Why does he always know what I'm thinking?

No matter how many of these screwballs and miscellaneous things come, the Great Evil God would not be afraid of them, but he really had a little bit of worry about Yuei Yu in his heart – if possible, he never wanted to fight Yuei Yu.

So Bakura didn't waste time talking, turned around, and ran away again.

One Hammer Deal No Counter-Offer ran after him cheerfully and continued to post while running.

Brothers, why are you so slow? Are you riding on turtles to chase us?

I have reported to you so clearly, yet you haven't even touched the great evil god's ass?

My grandma should catch up with a tricycle!

He ran and posted all the way, giggling for a long time when he saw funny replies from time to time. Bakura ran desperately in front, turned his head, and found that the little follower behind him was still smirking at the air at such an urgent moment.

Did this guy go insane because he was frightened too much?

In Bakura's view, One Hammer Deal No Counter-Offer has betrayed his companion. If he was caught, it would definitely not end well for him. So Bakura didn't understand how this screwball could smile so happily.

As the saying goes, extreme joy begets sorrow. One Hammer Deal No Counter-Offer was distracted, so when the horse under his crotch stepped into a deep pit without paying attention, he couldn't help but fall down on the spot with a mournful cry.

He was thrown off the horse, rolled and hit the side of the mountain wall, fell into a mess, and a series of negative statuses popped up on the panel.

One Hammer Deal No Counter-Offer's first reaction was not to get up but to immediately open the forum and yell.

"@Native Noragami. Is this the pit you buried? I sent you the coordinates to let you trap me?"

Native Noragami chased after him while replying: "I placed a Trap Hole to trap the bandit king, are you going to blame me for being blind yourself?"

Just as he was about to continue scolding, the line "F*ck your mother" had already been entered into the typing box, suddenly, he felt his collar tighten on his back, and then he was pulled up violently by a strong force.

He only felt that the foreground flickered, and he became dizzy for a while, and when he came back to his senses, he had already sat back on the saddle, still leaning on a hard and straight back.

It took a while for him to realize what had happened.

His horse stepped on a pit and fell to his death, and Bakura, who had run a long way ahead, turned around and came back…to pick him up!

Nani, does the great evil god care so much about his employees? Despite being chased, he takes the risk to come back to save me!

Little did he know that Bakura was yelling in his heart.

At this time, his actions were completely seen through, and he was completely passive in the game against Yuei Yu and Yugi. Bakura felt that the last bargaining chip in his hand was the life of this screwball. If he fell to a dead end, he could only imitate Marik's tricks and threaten the life of the screwball.

Although he didn't like this method, his life was important, and he had no other options for the time being.

Isn't there a saying that says so?

Running away is shameful but effective…

"Ah!" Sitting on the horse's back, One Hammer Deal suddenly slapped his thighs so hard, "Oh no!"

Bakura panicked instinctively when he heard his reaction, thinking that he had missed some important details, so he quickly asked, "What?"

"My bags!" One Hammer Deal was about to cry, "My two big bags of treasures are all on that horse just now…"

Bakura's face darkened, trying to suppress his urge to kick this guy down.

Calm down, calm down, I'm the Great Evil God Zorc, I must not get angry because of a mere screwball…

TL's note:

1. This refers to Cao Cao. In Romance of the Three Kingdoms, after losing in the Battle of Xingyang, Cao Cao had to run away. During his escape, he laughed and said "I laugh at the lack of wisdom in Zhou Yu, and the lack of strategy in Zhuge Liang. If they set an ambush here, we'd be unable to escape, even with wings." For THREE times. You can guess what happened each time.