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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...

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The Daredevil Move, One-Handed Dolphin Jump!

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

As Brother Kuang stared at the screen, he felt as if the Grim Reaper was slowly approaching him.

However, after a while, his expression turned fierce once again.

Even if he had concerns, now was not the time to show them.

His tone was full of disdain again. "Brothers, don't panic. Look at me. I'm perfectly fine."

"That funeral director just got lucky!"

"Everyone, believe in science! These people are just manipulating things by luck, don't pay attention to them!"

"Besides, I'm just riding a bicycle. How could I get into an accident? Am I going to crash and kill myself while riding a bicycle?"

"Who cares about Brother Dao! These people are trash! I've seen plenty of them!"

However, everyone could tell that Brother Kuang's confidence was not as strong as it was yesterday.

Especially after his recent acts, it became evident that Brother Kuang was not as calm as he appeared.

Even as he spoke these words, there was a subconscious sense of evasion in his demeanor.

It was worth noting that there were already tens of thousands of people in Brother Kuang's live stream by now.

And the number was rapidly increasing.

As the news of Little Bunny being killed spread among the netizens, Brother Kuang happened to be the only streamer that Li Yidao was following.

All the netizens, regardless of their intentions, crazily swarmed into Brother Kuang's live stream.

This sudden influx of viewers caused fleeting greed to flicker in Brother Kuang's eyes, despite his initial worries and fears.

Just at that moment, Brother Kuang's other phone vibrated a few times.

He discreetly took it out and glanced at the message.

"I see your viewership skyrocketing. Want to seize this momentum and have a PK battle?"

The message was from another streamer that Brother Kuang had coordinated with.

It was a common practice.

Both sides would create some random dispute, then have a PK battle where viewers would send donations!

If one battle wasn't enough, they would have two!

After all, it was the fans' money they were ultimately taking. They were here to make money, right?

Apart from product endorsements, what did streamers earn the most from?

Naturally, it was PK battles!

It was all real money, earned from the viewers in the live stream!

Glancing at the growing number of viewers in his live stream, Brother Kuang realized that within a short period, it had already surpassed twenty thousand!

Not only that, but many influential figures also joined the stream!

This made him extremely excited!

Who cared about Brother Dao?

"Brothers! Thank you all for your concern and support! Don't worry, I'm perfectly fine. Let's welcome the new fans!"

As he shouted, he secretly sent a message.

"Come! Get ready!"

The other person quickly responded with an OK emoji!

As for Brother Kuang, after arranging everything with the other streamer, he put on a surprised expression.

"Oh? Brothers! Someone dares to challenge me. We're going to have a PK battle this time!"

"He's here to ride on my popularity! Should I pay attention to him?!"

As he played hard to get, the paid water army and loyal Kuang Army members in the live stream went crazy.

"What the hell! Daring to ride on our popularity at this time? Let's destroy him!"

"Get him! When has the Kuang Army ever feared a PK battle? If he dares to come, we'll face him!"

"Exactly! Let's teach him a lesson! Brother Kuang, connect him!"

"Get him!"

"Get him!"

"What time is it and you're still fooling around? Little Bunny has already been killed. Brother Kuang, can't you be more careful? And the dude challenging Brother Kuang, are you asking for death? Aren't you afraid that Brother Dao will give you a follow?"

"What the hell? What kind of strange thing had entered, upstairs?"

"At this time, you're still talking about Brother Dao? Haven't you seen Brother Kuang doing well? Haters, get lost!"

"Yes! Haters, get lost!"

"..."

It seemed that the live stream comments started to deviate.

Brother Kuang quickly opened the PK function and connected with the other streamer!

At the same time, he hypocritically said, "Brothers, you all know I rarely do PK battles!"

"But this guy's timing today is annoying!"

"Today, I must teach him a lesson! Let the Kuang Army show him our power!"

As both sides connected, viewers could see that the other person was a young man around the same age as Brother Kuang.

However, he was in an indoor climbing gym.

[ID: Climbing Monkey]

He was a climbing streamer.

Both Brother Kuang, the cycling streamer, and this climbing streamer were considered sports streamers, so it made sense that they could connect.

Their PK battle was also acceptable!

Soon, with the connection established, the PK battle officially began!

The gifts from the excited viewers were pouring in!

Especially Brother Kuang, who couldn't close his mouth!

He shouted wildly while feeling ecstatic inside!

The big brothers who joined today were really generous!

Gifts worth tens of thousands kept pouring in!

With just this one PK battle, he would earn more than he usually did in a month!

Soon, the Climbing Monkey was on the verge of losing!

There was nothing he could do. After all, Brother Kuang, backed by Brother Dao, was exceptionally strong today!

"Haha! Brothers, this monkey can't hold on! Let's send him away with another batch of gifts!"

With Brother Kuang's shout, the live stream instantly erupted in a frenzy again!

Some big shots even gifted luxury cars!

Brother Kuang's eyes widened at the sight!

"Thank you to the brother 'Who am I' for the luxury car! Thank you, bro!"

"I'm so happy today! I've decided! I'll perform a stunt for you all! One-handed dolphin jump!"

Maybe Brother Kuang got too excited, he stood up directly from the rocks and grabbed his bike to prepare.

Dolphin jumps were something he was professionally trained in, and he even invented a one-handed dolphin jump to attract attention.

In other words, it was a death-defying stunt.

But it was okay, even if he failed, he would just take a fall. After all, it was not like he was doing dangerous bike stunts. It was just a dolphin jump!

...

"Roar! Brother Kuang is finally going to do a one-handed dolphin jump!"

"Haha, I'm really looking forward to Brother Kuang's performance. You know, he's the guy who can do ten dolphin jumps in a minute!"

"What the heck? You can do a dolphin jump with just one hand with this kind of bike? Isn't that just asking for trouble?"

"Brother Kuang, be careful! Don't forget that Brother Dao is watching you!"

"Yeah, Brother Kuang, take it easy today if you're not feeling well!"

"Yeah, you've been riding for the whole night. It's very dangerous now!"

"Brother Dao's warning!"

"Brother Dao's warning +1!"

"Brother Dao's warning +10086!"

"..."

Brother Kuang was already getting up, but when he saw the comments filled with Brother Dao's name again, a hint of hesitation flashed in his eyes.

He couldn't help but feel a chill down his spine.

Although he didn't fully believe Li Yidao's prophecy, safety should always come first, right?

Especially since the PK was coming to an end, that monkey could no longer struggle.

At this point, there wouldn't be many big shots joining his side.

So after some consideration, he hesitated for a moment.

"Well... since everyone is advising me, I won't perform the one-handed dolphin jump for now. I don't feel quite right today after riding all night..."

However, before he could finish his sentence, Climbing Monkey's side suddenly began to show a resurgence!

He subconsciously glanced at it.

F*ck!

At this moment, Brother Kuang inwardly cursed at this unpredictable little monkey!

Most likely, this monkey also sensed the atmosphere at the moment.

He was climbing with just one hand!

This caught the attention of several big shots in his live stream!

For a moment, there was sign of a comeback!

Brother Kuang could only grit his teeth at this point!

"Brothers! No more words! This puny monkey pulled off this move! Am I the one who would back down?!"

"Today, I must do a one-handed dolphin dump for you! No! dolphin jump!"

"I don't buy it. He has no chance defeating us!"