i am sheldon
"I've been reincarnated," I said to myself as I caught my reflection in the mirror, contemplating my new memories. This new body is extremely weak, to the point where any commoner could kill me with a stone.
Thinking about it, this world isn't a magical one, so I'm okay. In this new life, I've also chosen knowledge as my path to advance. I look at the mirror once more and decide to leave the room.
"Sheldon, let's go! We have that sperm donation interview today!" Leonard shouted from his room as Sheldon was leaving his.
"I heard you, Leonard, I'm just having some coffee," Sheldon replied from the kitchen. He had a serious expression as he ate his cereal and oatmeal for breakfast.
"Vamos, Sheldon", Leonard insistiu. Sheldon acenou com a cabeça e foi até a porta do apartamento. Em sua vida passada, Sheldon foi Igor Kronos, o mago supremo de Skyrim. Ele era um poderoso mágico de batalha, tão poderoso que até mesmo o Alto Rei de Skyrim, Ulfric Stormcloak, temia desrespeitá-lo por causa de seu grande poder
Leonard: "Sheldon, vou colocar uma música, ok
Sheldon: "Tudo bem, Leonard, só não brinque com palavrões."
Leonard ficou surpreso - Sheldon,
"Sheldon, are you okay?" Leonard asked.
Sheldon: "I'm fine, Leonard, but could you slow down a bit? You're going too fast." Sheldon feared dying again with Leonard driving 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. He hadn't even tested if he could use magic yet and definitely didn't want to die again.
Leonard: "I'm going 50 miles per hour; that's not that fast."
Hearing Leonard, Sheldon decided to calm down a bit.
After 40 minutes, they arrived at the sperm donation clinic.
Sheldon decided he would give it a try.
Sheldon and Leonard checked in at the reception desk, where a blonde receptionist greeted them.
Receptionist: "How can I help you, gentlemen?"
Leo
Receptionist: "Very well, sirs. Please fill out these forms with your names, professions, addresses, and any diseases. After you finish, bring them back to me, and I'll take you to the appropriate room."
"Leonard, I don't think we should sell our sperm like this," Sheldon whispered to Leonard.
"What should we do then? We need the money to buy a better internet data plan."
"Look, Leonard, I don't think these fertility clinic women would want our potential children. She might think her child will be a genius because he's the descendant of a theoretical physicist, but my future descendant could be as dumb and stupid as my brother George or my sister Missy."
"So, what should we do then? Should we leave?" Leonard asked, confused, since selling sperm was Sheldon's idea.
Leonard: "Alright, let's leave then."
Sheldon and Leonard headed back to the car, where they sat and began arguing over who was stronger, Superman or Sentry.
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We see two nerds in their 20s climbing the stairs to their apartment while arguing about who was stronger, Superman or Sentry, when they ran into their new neighbor.
"Hi, I'm Penny," said the blonde girl, greeting her new neighbors.
Leonard froze for a few moments, but quickly composed himself and said, "Hi Penny, I'm Leonard Hofstadter, and this is my friend Sheldon Cooper."
"We don't want to bother you; we live across the hall," Sheldon told his new neighbor, who was slightly put off by Leonard staring at Penny like he'd never seen a woman before.
Leonard then asked, "Do you want to have dinner with us? We have some really good Indian food, and curry is an excellent natural laxative—I mean, it's really good food. So, do you want to eat?"
"Sure," said Penny.
"What do you guys do for fun?" she asked.
"Well, today we tried to masturbate for money," Sheldon said.
"Wow, that sounds serious. Leonard, is this painting yours?" Penny asked.
"No, that's mine," Leonard replied.
"And what's this?" Penny asked, pointing to something.
"That's just some quantum mechanics scribbled around. This part here is just a joke, a parody of the Robert Oppenheimer approach," Leonard explained.
"So, you're a genius like the one in A Beautiful Mind?" Penny asked.
"I am," Sheldon replied confidently.
Penny: "Can I eat now?"
Sheldon: "You know a lot about us. Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?"
Penny: "Well, I'm a Sagittarius, which says a lot about me. I'm also a vegetarian, but I love meat and fish."
"So, it seems like everything is going well in your life," Sheldon remarked.
"Well, everything was fine until my boyfriend Kurt cheated on me," Penny said, tearing up.
Penny: "Well, my shower isn't working, and I'm feeling really gross."
Leonard: "You can use our bathroom if you want."
Penny: "Really, can I?"
Sheldon: "Of course."
Penny: "Alright, I'll just grab a towel," she said as she left their apartment to fetch a towel from her own.
It took Penny a good five minutes to return with a towel in hand.
"Let me show you the shower," Sheldon said, leading Penny to the bathroom with large strides.
"Well, this is the sink, bathtub, and toilet, and here's Batman's shampoo and conditioner," Sheldon said as he showed Penny around the bathroom.
Penny got into the shower.
"Penny!" she called out to Leonard from the shower.
"Leonard, can I ask you a question?" Penny asked, embarrassed for some reason.
"Of course, you can ask me anything," Leonard replied, a bit shy.
"Well, this isn't something you usually ask a guy you just met," Penny began.
Meanwhile, on the other side...
Raj and Howard were constantly ringing the doorbell when Sheldon finally opened the door.
"Hey, I brought a DVD," said Howard.
"Whose feminine clothes are those? Is Leonard's grandma in town again?" Howard joked.
"They belong to our new neighbor, Penny," Sheldon replied.
"Really? There's a hot girl here?" Raj asked.
"Yes, she's attractive," Sheldon confirmed. At that moment, Penny walked out of the bathroom wearing only a towel, leaving most of the guys awestruck by her beauty.
"Hi, I'm Penny from Nebraska. I work at The Cheesecake Factory."
"Hi Penny, I'm Howard Wolowitz, an engineer at Caltech."
"Sheldon, I need your help," Leonard called out to Sheldon.
Here ends Chapter 1. If you enjoyed it, please send me some power stones. Thank you for reading, and Chapter 2 will be out next Friday.