Dear Aunt Petunia

Susan said: "You already met my aunty, and she approved. Hanna's parents are representing her tomorrow. You gave her too much work, she'll be busy all week sorting the mess out you made."

All sorts of alarm bells were ringing in my head, Approved? Representing? This can be a simple misinterpretation on my part, if I was 20 years this could lead to a shot-gun wedding, but a 12-year-old?

"Ehmm, on what topic are Hannah's parents representing Madam Bones? And what is she approving of me? I hope not my fashion sense, Dudley's cast-offs are an eyesore, and I'm afraid to let Dobby put a new wardrobe together."

Hannah: "She approves of you and us being together Harry, tomorrow our parents want to discuss betrothal contracts."

Tracey: "Same here, after we let them know you gave us rooms in your quarters, the next logical step is to talk betrothals."

Daphne: "As is proper."

Luna: "The blubbering humdingers are happy, daddy is too."

Looking at Hermione for help, the expression on her face changed every second, from disbelief, shocked, sad, angry, and back to sad. "Harry you said you like me, now betrothing yourself with 5 other girls? What about me? I don't count anymore? You know my parents can't come here tomorrow, they have to work. Are you dumping me?"

Susan: "He cant dump you, Hermione, as head-wife and Lady Potter, you are also a muggle-born, Harry is muggle raised, you are the bridge that glues us together."

The five huggpiled Hermione, leaving me stumped, speechless, while the girls were whispering to Hermione, my brain froze.

This is a dream, no a nightmare, a bloody nightstallion. The girls called the parents themselves? Hi daddy I am 13 and found my husband already? Can you arrange a wedding? What am I? That bloody singer of Great Balls of Fire? Can't remember his name but I do remember he married his 13-year-old niece.

"Wait a moment girls, you are twelve – thirteen years old, why are you all so eager to marry me? What if someone better, more handsome, more suited for you comes along? We all are still growing up, a lot can happen between now and five years when we graduate."

Daphne: "My Lord, the wizarding world is small. As a matter of fact, all our choices to marry are here at school. The magic in us automatically search for a match, and responds when one is near, reaching to each other."

Tracey: "My Lord, You killed a basilisk, defeated a troll, stopped Snape and Dumbledore, claimed four Lordships, took control of the school, and are pretty handsome."

Susan: "What we trying to say Harry is: there is no one better, after you, it goes only downhill."

Hannah: "Can we be blamed for trying to hold on to our choice?"

Luna: "Husband-to-be, our magic matches, without you knowing, we were selected by your magic, it's why Romilda Vane was rejected, her magic was not compatible."

Hermione: "As strange as it seems Harry, from the moment you hugged me after I was cured, it felt like I found something I missed for years. I feel it with the other girls to like we are in sync with you. The need to secure this bond, even that I'm feeling too. It's like if we don't do it, we lose you kind of feeling."

Spooky, now they are teaming up. Escaping those six? Considering my options, I decided to let it play out. There is a big chance I am in a coma, waking in a few days or months. If not, I'll be betrothed to six girls, and to be honest six very pretty girls. They are also the most likable in all fanfictions so I have no reason to run away. If this is a dream I might as well enjoy it, if not then I learn how to make a stamina potion. I am going to need it with six wives. Meh, just go with the flow.

Marriage will happen after graduation I guess, before all this, Voldemort and the ministry needs sorting out. Umbitch and Fudge first, then the infiltrated death-eaters. Going over my to-do list, I noticed it getting longer instead of shorter.

"We will talk to your parents tomorrow and sort those contracts out, Hermione, I will let my lawyer contact your parents, and take them to The Leaky cauldron for a meeting in the weekend with us both. Send an owl to prepare them a bit, I need the address of them for my lawyer. Now Dobby?"

Dobby pops in: "Yes master Harry sir?"

"Dobby can you go to Blooddagger, and ask him if he has time for me to go over my finances. If he has time can you go then to Theodore Tonks, and ask if he can come to, then pop me over there."

Dobby pops out. I said: "before I can marry six women, I have to check to have the money, so I can support you all, so I am heading to Gringotts. Do any of you have an idea what else I can do over there?"

Daphne: "Go with your lawyer to the Daily Prophet. To make a statement of all things happening here."

Tracey: "First send an elf with your measurements to Madam Malkins, for some standard clothes, underclothes, and night garments, what you are wearing is horrible, Madam Malkins has some on the shelves."

Susan: "Ask for the rings, Your Lordship rings, Heir ring and our betrothal rings. The rings on you and us will be protecting us all with the House magic."

Hannah: "Check for outstanding contracts from your houses, rentals, alliances, debts owed and due."

Luna: "Ask Mr. Tonks what you can do with the life debts you own, and to come here tomorrow with our parents."

Hermione: "Books about wizarding customs and laws, ask books over life debts, marriage, betrothals and contracts, or the girls here already has some of them."

OMGG! (O My Great Goat) This is more than twin speak, this is six speak, scary as hell, although their suggestions are good, I called my head elf: "Tapsy, can you come over here please?" with a pop Tapsy appears. "What can we do for Master Harry?"

"First can you let someone from our family measure me, and buy some clothes from Madam Malkins? Something on the shelves, normal clothes, undergarments and sleep clothes, some shoes too. Next, do we have books about wizarding customs and laws, books over life debts, marriage, betrothals, and contracts? If we do can you bring them over, also the rings for House Potter, do you know where they are?"

Tapsy: "Minny and Taffy will do the clothing and books, the rings are at Gringotts. After the Lord dies, the ring will transport automatically to the vault."

A female elf appears "Master Harry sir, I be Minny, and responsible for Potter wardrobe."

"Well met Minny, I look forwards to meet all of my family soon, can you take my measures and get some clothes to please?"

Beaming with joy she takes a tape measure, started to spin around me, measuring, taking notes asking about colors and fabrics. Before I could open my mouth, six voices called out, "Boxers, T-shirts, some formal clothes with all the crests on, some combinations with the Hogwarts houses, black/yellow black/blue black/green black/gold, pants and shirts, silk, acromantula."

Minny was in seventh heaven, six Misses to please was her meaning of life, and it was more than eleven years ago she could fulfill her duty's.

Another elf pops in with a load of books: "I am Taffy the librarian, this be all the books we have about the subjects asked for Master Harry sir."

"Well met Taffy, I think you and Hermione going to be the best of friends."

Hermoine: "Librarian? How many books have you, can we visit it, when can we go there?"

"Easy Hermione, this summer we are going to tour the houses, libraries included."

Dobby pops in: "Master harry sir Account master Blooddagger said one hour to prepare than come, Lawyer Tonks will be there too.

"Thank you Dobby, you can bring me over in an hour. Now can someone write a draft of a statement for The Daily Prophet, so I have something I can go over with Mr. Tonks? The rest can go over the books and make notes on the relevant topics, so I won't sell my soul or asking for yours."

Dropping down on a couch with a sigh: "Things at the ward-stone went a bit strange, while connected with it, the unspeakable analyzed me, he detected blood-wards on me taxing my magic for 25%, he removed it, he asked to put my magic in the stone, when doing so I also reached out in the chamber with my magic. Imagining tentacles like from an octopus I searched for the head boy and girl who stood about 10 feet away. When I reached them the tentacles made actual contact.

It felt so real, so while experimenting with my magic, I kind of sexually harassed them both. The idea of the tentacles I got from a comic book my cousin hides under his bed.

So the head girl got touched all over her body. When the head boy covered his crotch I noticed my mistake. I made excuses but somehow I feel this is not enough. Any suggestions to make it up to them?"

Daphne: "This is a difficult question, we have to ask for our mother's advice on this one."

Susan: "You have less than an hour to get ready, take a bath, when your done Dobby will have clothes put out for you."

Luna: "I will wash your back husband to be."

Tracey: "I'll help with the front."

"I think the door will be locked. Elder Hoggy, can you come here please,"

Hoggy: "What can Hoggy do for Master Gryffin?"

"Elder Hoggy, is it normal for other elves to pop in Hogwarts?"

Hoggy: "No Master Gryffin, only Hogwarts and school board governors elves can pop in, others need permission from the headmaster or the Lords of the Hogwarts Houses."

So this is why Dobby could visit me at my aunts, probably only Hogwarts elves could get in. Meh... Bath time. Glad to get rid of my rags, I filled the tub which was fast for such a big tub, it was nice, relaxing, bubbly, and I forgot to lock the door, Luna in her undies with a washcloth in her hand said: "turn around hubby so I can reach your back."

I looked down, everything was covered in bubbles, "why not, come in, just the back you hear."

Luna: "Sure Hubby, Tracey said to do your front.."

Tracey, not so daring kept her shirt and skirt on, Luna happily humming already on the job. Noticing Tracey getting cold feet, I said: "It is ok Tracey, can you check if my clothes are here already? Is there shampoo here to wash my hair? Can't see a thing without my glasses."

Relieved with my bad eyesight Tracey got bolder. "I will wash your hair, Harry, come to the side."

The old Harry would die in this situation, I for one am not ashamed for all the scars on my body, never beaten to submission, so I let the girls do their thing. Suspecting both are on a dare, I closed my eyes and let it all happen.

Bathed and clothed with a new outfit, said my goodbyes. Dobby dropped me in front of Gringotts.

"Thank you Dobby, can you stay with me, you need to know all this too."

Dobby: "I will stand close Master Harry, just invisible, like a good house-elf."

"You are the best Dobby." Yep keep the little ones happy.

Entering Gringotts, a welcoming comity was waiting, "welcome Basiliskslayer, May your enemy's shake with fear hearing your name, and gold flows abundantly in your vaults."

Now, this is a nice greeting, let's see if I can top that. "Thank you Master Goblin, may your enemy's become fertilizer on the battlefield, and their gold growing in your vaults." See the little herbology connection? No, they didn't, looking at me as if was mad, turned around "follow me plz Blooddagger is waiting."

Along the way, my mind was going over what's wrong with my greetings, then it struck me: I accuse them of killing their enemy's and robbing the corpses, not much honor in it, in fact, if I wasn't a kid they boot me out, with a real boot.

At Blooddagger's office Theodore Tonks was in an animated conversation with Blooddagger, ok now a new approach: "Well met Blooddagger, may The Great Goat God look kindly on your family, and prosper to great heights." For a greeting so unprepared it wasn't half bad. Still, I was looked at as if I grew a second head.

"Good day Mr. Tonks, thank you for coming on such short notice, I think we have a lot to talk about."

Tonks: "Well met Lord Potter, I must ask where did you hear of the Goblins deity?"

"Yesterday, when granny was caning Blooddagger over the head, how is her health by the way?"

Blooddagger: "She is fine thank you, I have a summary of the contents of your vaults, we start with Potter:"

Potter main vault

12.706.000 Galleons

5450 sickles

1200 knuts

Family jewelry worth 2.000.000 Galleons

Several books and paintings

15 trunks with unidentified contents

Potter trust vault

2500 Galleons

refilled on birthday till 10.000 Galleons

Evans Lily vault

600.800 Galleons

350 sickles

50 knuts

5 trunks with unidentified content

Peverel heirloom vault

Several books and paintings

opens only for the worthy heir.

Gryffindor vault

80.000 Galleons

Several books and heirlooms spelled to return after death

10 trunks with unidentified contents

Grimoire

Slytherin vault

1.800.750 Galleons

Several books spelled to return after death

Grimoire

Gaunt vault

10 books spelled to return after dead

Black main Vault

15.523.250 Galleons

5.144 sickles

3600 knuts

Family jewelry worth 3.250.000 Galleons

Several books and paintings

18 trunks with unidentified content.

Black Heir vault

1.280.000 Galleons

20.000 Galleons added each year

"Unidentified trunks? It could contain anything? So as long it isn't in a trunk or box Gringotts knows what is in the vaults. Now an important question: do I have shares of The Daily Prophet? And how many?"

Blooddagger searched through the papers, "20% Potters and 25% Black. Gryffindor and Slytherin were inactive for at least 3 centuries, the Gaunts were paupers. Why do you ask for the Prophet?"

"It is the only daily newspaper, so whatever is printed in it, people will believe it, truth or not, so I like to have more than 50% shares, so I can control what lies they print. I am a big target, so there is bound to be some nonsense printed about me."

Tonks: "With 45% you have a majority already, I heard the ministry has 30%, the Malfoys are rumored to have some to, or they controlled the Black shares."

Blooddagger: "I will enquirer who has the rest, and who wants to sell them."

"If they are on the Light side buy them with Potter money, the Dark side with Black money.

The next item contracts, debts owed and due, alliances and rentals."

Blooddagger: "we found a marriage contract set up between Dumbledore and Molly Weasley for you and Guinevere Weasley, to be done at age 16.

Black has a marriage contract with House Carrow for unpaid debts, set up between the last Lord Black and House Carrow nine years ago. This contract is unbreakable, for both twins, one to continue the Carrow line, the other for Black, either wife, consort, or concubine.

House Potter has 5 big loans outstanding, 1.000.000 to Dumbledore, 5.000.000 Galleons to the ministry, and 500.000 to the order of the phoenix. No payments are being made after 1981.

House Black has several loans outstanding 100.000 for houses Crabbe, Goyle, Gibbon, Rowle, Yaxley, started in 1979, payments stopped after Lord Black died 7 years ago.

1.500.000 Galleons to House Lestrange, started at 1974, no payments are done yet.

Malfoy manor same year, worth 1.500.000 Galleons, no payments are done yet.

Houses Gryffindor, Slytherin and Gaunt have no outstanding loans."

"First Dumbledore had no authority to sign anything, so Mr. Tonks, approach Mr. Weasley with this contract, tell him this is not going to happen.

The Carrow twins are a year younger than me, I do know both parents are death-eaters, and I have no intention to deal with them. Can this contract be broken?

Next the loan to Dumbledore: cash it in, everything the million, the interest, and the penalties for not paying on time. Take his property, lands, books, even his robes and underwear.

The same for this order, see who has to pay and let them pay.

The ministry: let's wait for a day or two, I expect Fudge and his toad to pay a visit to Hogwarts.

The Black loans: there are some other items to be discussed, before dealing with them."

Blooddagger: "The Carrow contract cannot be broken Lord Potter, it is quite a nasty one too. I think the carrow's expected the Malfoy heir to be the next Lord Black."

"Make two copies, one for me and one for Mr. Tonks.

Today was a very hectic day for me, I enslaved professor snape, I put the whole staff off Hogwarts in St Mungo's, and I squibbed Dumbledore. Somehow I have six girls who want to be betrothed to me, they say I claimed them. Which item do you want to discuss first?"

It never gets old to see grown-ups speechless, after 15 seconds Blooddagger reacts: "squibbed Dumbledore? Six girls? Their names please."

Tonks: "Can you explain how all this happened, Lord Potter?"

"Please you both can call me Harry, it is best to show you with a pensive, the names are Tracey Davis, Daphne Greengrass, Hannah Abbot, Susan Bones, Luna Lovegood and Hermoine Granger who is a normal."

Tonks: "A normal?"

"Wizards are outnumbered 1000/1, so do you have a normal wizard and 1000 abnormals, or 1000 normals and 1 special one. So if you call them muggles I call you wuzzles. Muggles is an insulting expression, 1000/1 remember. Anyway is a pensive available or do I bring one of my own?"

Blooddagger: "I'll send for one, this should be entertaining." A push of a button, and 5 minutes later the bowl arrives. Starting with the girls and the whore house to the hospital wing with the claiming of snape, the talk about death-eaters, the staff shoved off to St Mungo's and the cherry on top squibbing the old goat.

The conversations with the girls leading them claiming me, and my mishap at the ward-stone.

"Before you jump in can I have some normal brief paper and a normal pen? I like to write a letter to my aunt while you both watch the show.

Tonks provided both and got in the pensive. Now let's write a nice letter to my dearest aunt.

Dear Aunt Petunia,

When you read this letter, I think a timer is setting off because somehow the love and care for me showed, you know the ones on my back and legs and arms and torso, am I forgetting a body part?

So one of these days someone is going to knock on your door, and show you how much they appreciated your tender care for me.

Oh, did you know I am a Lord now? Four times a Lord even, and an Heir for a fifth. Who would have guessed that? Of course, it comes with a bit of money, a thirty million Galleons more or less, last I looked a Galleon is about 10 pounds, so plenty of cash, not to worry about me.

Too bad you don't want any of this, the times you told me to have my own money are fresh in my memory, and you are right.

So to avoid those nosy people, I suggest a long holiday abroad, best stay away from the commonwealth nations, those people have long arms.

If you like, I have a mansion with a lot of rooms, you can stay in one, I even have some rooms the size of my old room, you know the one close to the stairs I had for ten years.

Look at it as a vacation, there is a diet program for uncle Vernon and Dudley, guaranteed to lose A LOT of pounds, well they can get in shape in no time.

I sure miss playing with dear Duddikins, especially the hide and seek, and the pats he gave me when he won… he sure doesn't know his own strength. So next, I go looking and Duddikins can hide.

Thank you for the cooking lessons, You were right, it best to start at an early age, although cooking on a stool was not easy at first, it went better after I turned eight.

Did you know I have girlfriends? Believe it or not but they like me, so you worrying about me never getting a wife must put your mind at ease.

You best take a world tour, staying in one place is not good for you, bad for the health.

I better stop writing, some reporter is going to interview me, I'll sure mention the love and care you showed me over the years. The readers will come and visit you to thank you, once I tell the address, I know how unsatisfying it can be to slave around without a thank you.

Now, aunty, I say goodbye, for now, when I am eighteen years old, I will look for you, don't worry I WILL find you, we will talking about the past, showing my gratitude for the tender care you showed me.

Maybe I will take you home with me, those rooms have your name on them whenever you like them.

Uncle Vernon, You have a special place in my heart, the life lessons you gave are carved in me, so when we meet again, I will do something extra special for you. Imagine something and multiply it with ten, and it still won't be enough.

Duddikins my dearest cousin, some would say the love you showed me was learned at your parent's encouragement, but you piled and piled your love on me, it almost crushed me. Do not worry about me, I'm sure we will go hunting again, you and me.

Goodbye and I WILL see you all in five years.

Your loving cousin:

Lord Harry James Potter.

Lord Gryffindor.

Lord Slytherin.

Lord Gaunt

Heir of House Black.

"Dobby?" "Yes, Master Harry? What can Dobby do for you?"

"Can you put this letter in aunt Petunia's lap, and make sure she reads it. Better yet, can you make it fireproof and a bit tougher to rip?"

Dobby: "Dobby can do that, those are nasty people like bad old master. Dobby is glad Master Harry has a new home." Dobby pops away, wondering how Petunia would react, I patiently waited on both to finish with the pensive.

After an hour both came out smiling like it was Christmas.

Blooddagger: "Harry I salute and pity you like you took care of Dumbledore was genius, nobody can put a blame on you. The way snape was handled, ordering to tell the truth about the death-eaters will tare through their ranks, and the confession to swear fealty to the Heir of Slytherin when they are marked is going to bring a lot of good things.

Now the pity part: those girls can play you like a fiddle, their teamwork is exceptional. But they have a point, your magic has chosen them, you are compatible, only now you have to fit the Carrow twins in.

What can you tell me about the future? Are you a seer?"

Tonks: "This I like to know too, it seems too far-fetched, so hard to believe. If the Aurors find Crouch junior though will change it all. Now what to do with Malfoy? He did an Avada on you while you were the Heir of Slytherin."

"Well, I want Malfoy pauperized, cleaned out, poor like a church rat, shamed before all. Can I dissolve his marriage? Claim his magic? Can we look over his marriage contract, see what clauses he broke?"

Blooddagger: "Heir Black you are out for blood? We start with calling the debts to house Black 1.500.000 Galleons with interest and fines, 19 years without paying the loan or the interest and fines, we have to fine calculate it, but 10.000.000 Galleons is possible. The contract has to be looked into, for attacking you as you are his Lord, you can strip his title and magic if the treason is big, a murder attempt is a valid reason to me."

"Clean all the death-eaters who have loans with House Black, so when snake face comes back he has a bunch of beggars. Pay attention to Bellatrixes vault, there is a Horcrux in it, Huffelpufs cup, a gemino and a burning spell on the other items. If they are renting a Black-house, kick them out.

Mr. Tonks, alert Madam bones to check the guards of snape for the mark, let them swear loyalty to the DMLE and the laws for as long they are working in the ministry, or let them sign contracts. If she doesn't, snape won't last longer than two days.

Blooddagger how much is the fee for destroying a Horcrux? I have four of them I guess and the one in my head too."

Blooddagger: "Four has this madman gone totally crazy?"

"Nah Blooddagger there are two madmen, Dumbledore made one too, maybe even two of them. So mow much a piece? I like the items not destroyed if possible."

Tonks: "Harry, in two days you shook this society down to his foundations, I can't even know where to start, can I have these memories for evidence, the Aurors and healers at the hospital wing are witnesses. I will come over tomorrow after lunch to negotiate with the parents. Can I look at the draft the girls wrote for the prophet?"

Handing the draft I asked Blooddagger: "The shack from House Gaunt has a Horcrux, can you hire a team of curse breakers to get the ring Horcrux? It has a compulsion charm on it to put it on, and a withering curse, so instant death. I want the ring intact though, it is the Gaunt Lord ring.

Speaking off rings, where are the Lord and Heir rings for all my Houses? And betrothal rings for 8 girls I suppose."

Blooddagger: "Visit the Vaults, the rings should be in it, I advise you to wait until all negotiations are over, and if you want a statement printed in the Prophet tomorrow, then it is time to leave. Everything you spoke of today will be set in motion starting with Dumbledore. We hire a team for the Gaunt shack, and let you know the amount for each Horcrux, with the money coming in should not be a problem."

"Fine, also look into Bellatrix's situation marriage contract, divorce, kicking out of the family, anything possible. See if my parents have anything on the Dursleys like shares in Grunnings drills. Mr. Tonks are you ready?"

While walking I asked Tonks what to do about Missy and head boy, "I am sure my magic tendril did a job on her boobs and groin, the head boy got felt up but not in sensitive regions, this is sexual assault on her isn't it? What can I do to make it up to her? I asked them to think about what compensation they would want, personally, I haven't got a clue."

Tonks: "I saddening, but it depends if she is a pure-blood or not. For a pure-blood a lot of options are open, she can ask to take responsibility meaning marriage, Money as compensation, a job in a family business, a favor for a relative, or for her in the future.

For half-bloods, Money, job and favor but not heavy-handed, and they should be glad about what they are getting. A normal will be told to be honored a Lord would lower himself to even touch her. I don't know the girl but have the memory so I'll ask Nymphadora to identify her, either way, you will know tomorrow."

"Please not another wife, she is pretty but with eight girls, I don't need a ninth. Did you read the draft the girls wrote? Any good?"

Tonks: "Very well written, to the point and clear, use it unchanged. With your shares in the Prophet you have total control."

The building of the Prophet was like the rest of the alley medieval outside and dusty inside.

"The wuzzels seems to be allergic to cleaning spells. Is it so hard to clean with spells? Remove dust the normal way takes time, but casting a spell? Are the house-elves forbidden to clean in here?"

A sour witch at the reception desk: "Please keep your comment for yourself, sir, what do you want at the Daily Prophet?"

Tonks intercepted: "We are Theodore Tonks and Lord Harry James Potter to deliver a statement to the director and have an interview with Rita Skeeter, so please call them."

The sour witch turned friendly in a second, and took off like her ass was on fire.

Within minutes Rita Skeeter and Barnabas Cuffe arrived, if you let them the chance to take the lead, your lost. So we overpower the lot.

"Miss Skeeter, did you get the memory yesterday? It wasn't in the papers today, what happened? Tired to bring the news, or it wasn't interesting enough? Mister director did you know there exist cleaning charms? They are even easy to use you know, just a flick of the wand, and all the dust and filth is gone."

Cuffe: "You may be Harry Potter but you can not barge in here and spout some nonsense, the memory can be tampered with or a complete fabrication, Dumbledore told us as much."

Rita: "I would love to take an interview of you Harry, we can go to my office."

"First it is Lord Potter to you both, or Lord Gryffindor, Lord Slytherin, Lord Gaunt or Heir Black, but most of all it is 45% shareholder to you, so mind the tone and why for Merlin's sake you listen to that goat fucker? Didn't you do a fact check? Ask Gringotts? The ministry? How the hell do you think a second year can fabricate memories you imbeciles?

Do you believe everything Dumbledore says?

Does the sun shines out his ass? Is he pissing rainbows? You little bug, you better shape up and start writing because if this is not in the paper tomorrow, you can choose between Askaban and getting squashed like the little bug you are. I give you some memories, they can be viewed here and returned to me today to my house elf. Minny can you come here please."

Minny: "What can Minny do for Master Lord Potter?"

"Minny, I will give some memories to these two, they are to be viewed here and after viewing given to you. If they do anything else like go to the ministry with them, call me first and remove everything of them from this building and throw it on the street. While you wait you can clean this place up if you want, show them what a house-elf can do."

I looked at the two: "In these memories, it shows I enslaved snape and Dumbledore got squibbed by Magic and Hogwarts, it broke an illegal curse bond on his phoenix, so the bird toasted him a bit, the complete staff off Hogwarts is in St Mungo's charmed and potioned to the gills with alchemist potions, yes Dumbledore's potions.

Instead of informing the public, you helped Dumbledore covering his crimes. This is your only chance to make it up, if you fail… maybe the Quibbler has a job for you, or on the continent, over the pond, Africa or Australia, take your pick. Do I make myself clear?"

Afraid to talk, just nodding, I made copy's from today's happening in the hospital wing.

"Just so you know the memory from yesterday is authentic, yes I killed a basilisk, yes I am the Lord of 4 Houses and an Heir for a 5th one, and yes the whole school has a life debt to me and Lucius Malfoy is responsible.

Your front page should have been too small for all the headlines and you bloody idiots listen to that old goat. Expect a visit from me next month to reorganize some bits."

Now was the time to exit while we were in the lead, Missy, already cleaning: "I be watching Master Harry Lord Potter sir." "Thanks, Missy you are the best."

Outside Mr. Tonks chuckled, "I see how you do it now, blast them off their feet with stunning facts, and don't give them time to react."

"The facts are stunning, I know enough from the future to stump on them, they are responsible for half of what is wrong in this society, the ministry is the other half. How to deal with those idiots? I don't know yet.

Now how do I deal with the Carrows? Hannah Abbot kinda claimed Lady Black so consort and concubine? Invite the parents over? They are death-eaters to the core. And swore fealty to Heir Slytherin, now I am it?"

Tonks: "When I am home I'll go over the contract, I suggest you do too, the fealty to Heir Slytherin can be used, but only Malfoy acted against you, as long the others don't do anything, you can not demand outraging things, look over the fealty laws for it.

Goodbye Lord Potter, see you after breakfast."

"See you tomorrow Lawyer Tonks. Dobby can you transport me back please?"

Transported in the living room, the girls were busy with different things, even Neville was helping out.

"Good news and awkward news, some normal news too. What news first?"

Luna: "awkward news, it's the most fun news there is."

"Ooook… we have a number seven and eight."

Daphne was the fasted to get it, "A contract? With who, and what House?"

I took the contract out and gave it to her, "look it over and give your opinion."

Daphne, Tracey, Susan and Hannah read it over while Nev, Hermione and Luna kept their noses in the books.

Susan: "Merlins saggy underpants, this is a nasty contract, those poor girls are going to be less than slaves. Lord black was a monster to write something like that. They are no more than broodmares."

Tracey: "The compulsion to obey every command, those loyalty oaths are bad, you can order them to shag all the boys at Hogwarts and they have to obey."

Hannah: "This is a whore contract, the only thing Flora has to do is to pop a boy out for House Carrow."

"We will deal with your parents first, ask for advice for Hermione and the carrows, and go from there.

Next some good news, I can easily support you girls, I have about thirty million Galleons and more is coming, Malfoy is going to be pauperized, a boatload death-eaters has loans to House Black and many haven't even made payments the last years. Gringotts is collecting, Neville you may be happy to hear Bellatrix made a loan in 74 for 1.500.000 Galleons and didn't even pay a knut back. So did Malfoy.

Dumbledore has a loan to House Potter, I told them to take all, the only thing he could keep is his dirty underwear.

Blooddagger my account manager advised me to wait after the talks with the parents for the rings.

I have 45% shares of The Daily Prophet, so now I am the boss. Dumbledore stopped publishing yesterday's edition. Tomorrow's paper is going to shock the wizarding world, they sell on the continent to yes?"

Hermione: "To much info love, but we are glad you can afford us, I will get a job though, I want a carrier, a lawyer or something, sitting at home doing nothing is not for me"

Hannah: "Me too until there are kids."

Neville: "I am happy for you all, it's bedtime for me, goodnight."

"Goodnight Neville."

After Neville left I asked: "what can you tell me about the carrows?"

Daphne: "Flora and Fauna, a lot of teasing with the names, they are quiet, a year below us."

Tracey: "They try not to stand out, the upper years leave them be, mostly because their parents are a nasty couple."

Luna: "In class, they are nice, smart too."

"Bedtime for me too, it was a hectic day for me, goodnight girls."

Standing up, I gave each a kiss on the cheek and went to bed. The downside of a big bed is that the nightstand is 6 feet away, leaving my glasses on the nightstand I searched for the middle, I have to get my eyes fixed, you know to have the Lord of the bed feeling. Falling asleep my mind went over today's happenings.

My dreams were doing overtime, all events came up, the phoenix, snape, Gringotts, The Daily Prophet, the ward-stone, Missy,... Missy,... Missy, the magic tentacles going over Missy, the feeling of missy's body, Missy starting to moan, my tentacles doing things like in the Japanese manga's, Missy started moaning louder and louder.

I was starting to see double, two Missy's appeared moaning, then three, four, five, six moaning louder and louder, the feeling of all those Missy's made my dream going berserk.

With a "Great Goat God!" I woke up. I had my first bloody wet dream, dreaming of Missy moaning… … ... I could still hear the moaning… "Morgana!" "Oh, Merlin!" "oh my god!" "Great fay Queen!"

What the hell? "Who is here? Girls? What are you doing in my bed? Why are you in my bed?"

Daphne: "We had to, to fulfill the requirement, to sleep with you."

Tracey: "Now they can't stop us from marrying you."

Those girls are getting crazier by the day. Glad it was dimly light I made my way to the bathroom.

"We talk about this in a few minutes." I went into the bathroom, I heard Hannah ask "Did we just have sex?" Luna: "I don't know but the Heliopaths are happy."