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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Game
Peringkat tidak cukup
601 Chs

Chapter 393 Start Fighting! The Secret Weapon of the Gray Dwarves!_3

"It's hard to say."

Zhang Zhen said, "The protective barrier of Myriad Snake City is the Darkflame Earth Vein Vortex Formation of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe, which, combined with the Earth Vein Magma, can draw on the Earth Force to form a protective barrier. Given the current attack frequency and energy of the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe, it would take at least three days to breach Myriad Snake City's defense array!"

"Unless..."

"Unless what?"

"Unless the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe has other methods!"

"Such as?"

"An Epic Realm warrior taking direct action! Just one Epic Realm warrior going all out could break through this protective barrier within an hour!"

Zhang Zhen clenched his teeth and said, "Or rather, the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe has control over the core of the Darkflame Earth Vein Vortex Formation's array. If they break it, the Darkflame Earth Vein Vortex Formation of Myriad Snake City will be rendered ineffective!"

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