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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Game
Peringkat tidak cukup
601 Chs

Chapter 386: Realm of Hundred Deaths VS Flesh and Blood Serpent Transformation Realm!_1

"First Group! Assault the Devil God's Temple, seize the Territory's Heart!"

"Second Group! Take over the walls of Myriad Snake City!"

"Third Group! Gradually eliminate the enemies within the city who dare to resist!"

"Yes!"

Following Lu Le Ma's command, the more than three thousand people behind him immediately dispersed and charged toward their respective predetermined targets.

Xu Qingluan's figure flashed, rushing to the very front of the First Group.

"I can feel the presence of the Phoenix, I'm going to save her!"

After saying this, without waiting for Lu Le Ma's response, she immediately rushed toward the direction of the Temple.

"The Temple, huh..."

Lu Le Ma frowned, but still refrained and led his army towards the city walls!

To take over a city, the Main City, or the Territory's Heart, is the most important.

The second most important, is the city walls!