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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · Game
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598 Chs

Chapter 101: Spoils of War! "Orc Ritual Study Notes"!

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"Heart of the Earth!"

Zheng Cheng exclaimed, "Wasn't it used as bait, how did you..."

Cai Shen answered, "I flew by and saw in halfway. That giant python soul beast was all wounded and its soul power was about to collapse, so I quickly took the Heart of the Earth from its mouth."

"This thing is a six-star gem, I would be heartbroken if we lost it."

Zheng Cheng took it and put it into his personal ring, "Thanks, I was planning to give it to Chen Xiao."

"Brother Xiao?"

Cai Shen scratched his head and said, "Brother Cheng, you really want to give it to that guy?"

"We are all brothers, there's nothing to fuss about."

Zheng Cheng casually replied, "We talked about this before. If we prosper, let's congratulate each other, haha…"

"If we prosper, let's congratulate each other..."

Cai Shen's eyes brightened, he nodded vigorously and said, "I got it, Brother Cheng!"

The group continued forward, with Zheng Cheng leading at the front.