How To Steal The Warrior's Woman (Part 7)

-[Hand Technique Level 555]-

Pad-pad-pad-pad. (XX: A move that satisfied me as well. I didn't think it was an ordinary one. It's a space-class hand technique.)

Shut up...

"Armonia."

[Yes].

"Level 555, what's that?"

[I've never seen it, so I can't guess, but it's a general agreement among the Agents that the talents of the main characters, no matter how bad they are, never exceed 300. There may be exceptions, but...]

"Why 300?"

[Because if you get over 300 in a Skill, you might grow to a point where even the Agents can't help you].

Armonia told me that once you hit Level 300, you'll be able to build things that can leap dimensions, sword skills that can slice through space, and magical powers that can destroy planets, which could pose a threat to your Agents. But more than the threat level, the real problem is that if you have to kill an uncontrolled protagonist, it's a huge loss.

The amount of Enel needed to raise it to the Level 300 mark is beyond imagination. It is said that the amount of Enel collected from the planets is not enough to reach that level. In the end, there is no substitute for that, as you would end up spending more than you earn.

"Then I..."

[Sorry, even I don't know what the hell is going on... However...].

"Hmm?"

[With that, I think I know why the Guardian I wrote about is here].

"Oh, you called me because you wanted to make a offering to the Gods, right?"

[Yeah, and I didn't just call you for that].

"How?"

[...I called you by drawing a card].

"..."

Sibul, gacha?

The long and short of it is that she offered Enel to the Gods, and they told her to draw one of the ten cards.

#A scene adapted by Seong Su-ho after hearing the explanation.

"God! I implore you to give me the person I want!"

(Here are 10 cards~ Draw one~)

"Ha, which cards?"

(There is one EX-class, four A-class, four C-class, and one F-class~)

"Well, I'll just go with the A-grade..."

("Don't draw it, I am going.")

"Oh, no, I'll take this one, this one, this one~!"

(Congratulations, you've got an EX grade~)

"Aw, I've got a great gacha taste!"

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[...I don't use that kind of language, and God doesn't talk to us separately. He only gives us revelations that we can perceive through our senses].

"What, you're reading my mind too?!"

[I can't help but hear it, because it's on purpose].

Well, anyway...

"Awesome. I guess I'm EX-class... But isn't this a big deal?"

[Which part are you referring to?]

"Well, if I'm at Level 555, that means I'm going to make all the girls turn on like they do now, and I won't be able to progress at all..."

Yeah, I'm sure you can make a girl's heart skip a beat with that level of skill, but I don't like doing it just by the means of my power, that would be cheating, and I hate it…

[You're wrong, high skill level means strength, but it also means proficiency. You can make your opponent do what you want them to do, rather than just randomly giving them pleasure].

Oh, so it's not just about giving them pleasure with my skill, but there's more to it…

"Woah! That's really good, I'll try to do it in moderation tomorrow. I got a little carried away earlier."

It sounds like once you're at a high level, anything is possible.

Shibul, but it's too bad that the rest are all at Level 1...

"But everything else is at Level 1, and this one is the only one like this?"

[I don't know how anyone can get to that number, and that too on their own...]

"Well... Let's put the mystery aside for now, it won't be too late to find out after this is over."

[Wise words].

I glanced over at the lying Viola.

Viola, who'd been stunned by my handiwork, was now sleeping deeply, her breathing colorful, her excitement subdued.

I lay down next to her and gave her an arm pillow.

I kissed her as she slept.

"Hmmm... churrrrr... hmmm..."

Even though she was clearly asleep, she responded immediately to the kiss. Maybe it's because kissing is in her nature, but as soon as I started kissing her, she brought her face to mine, even in her sleep.

"Chu-eup, Ha-hang, more... Chu Liu."

As I continued to kiss her, she started to blush and get more and more aroused.

When I stopped kissing her, she calmed down again.

"Hmph..."

"Armonia, I'm going to bed, but if you think Viola may wake up later, wake me up too."

[Yeah, okay].

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[Guardian].

"Huh?"

I awoke to the sound of Armonia's voice.

I looked up and saw a woman's face beyond my blurred vision. It was Viola, looking at me with rabbit eyes.

[Viola woke up a little while ago].

'Aha.'

Viola opened her mouth as she looked into my eyes.

"Where am I?"

"Oh, you suddenly fainted earlier, so I brought you to my bed."

"Oh... I'm, I'm sorry!"

I wondered what kind of apology it was, but she apologized for the trouble it was for me to bring her here after she passed out yesterday.

"I'm sorry... Because of me..."

An angel after all.

Now I'm going to make her a fallen angel, hehe.

"What are you talking about, it's normal in a romantic relationship."

"Well, yeah."

"Yeah, and when it does, you don't say sorry, you do this."

"Ha!"

I gave Viola a fierce kiss before sending her home.

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After Viola left home, I went to visit the old woman early in the morning.

"Are you there?"

"No, go away."

"..."

Ahhh... I'm not angry, but I'm annoyed. The old woman stood in her little hovel, not even showing her face.

At least we can start a conversation. I decided to bring up the topic of the village meeting I'd been eavesdropping on.

"I stopped by to ask about the Warrior."

"..."

"And about your son."

"...What?"

There was definitely a reaction.

The old woman emerged from her hut with countless wrinkles forming on her cheeks.

"Who are you?"

"I'm from across the desert."

"Who the hell are you, and what do you know about my son?"

"..."

I lied and explained, "I was sent undercover to find out the truth about the Warrior."

In truth, there was no other way to get the secrets out of the old woman.

I just decided to take advantage of the old woman's temperament [Vengefulness].

"Believe it... And..."

"?"

"I have also come to avenge your family's grudge."

"!"

The old woman looked at me with surprised eyes.

[You're getting better and better at lying] Armonia said over the comm.

'Hmph, any lie is as good as the truth if you don't get caught.'

[...Yes, that's true].

After closing her eyes and thinking for a few minutes, the old woman looked at me with determination and opened her mouth.

"He killed my son..."

"But the villagers say that your son did something wrong..."

"No, my son wouldn't do such a thing!"

She wasn't shouting because she was angry at me. It was a defense.

The old woman started telling me something that happened 20 years ago. She explained that the village was in the desert, not where it is now. She said there were fewer monsters in the desert, but that didn't mean there weren't any. The villagers worked together to make a living, she said, and suddenly the monsters began to plummet.

"But when I found out the reason, it was because of a little boy from Hwa-Jeon Min..."

"That kid..."

"The one who's calling himself the Warrior now."

"Oh, so he's not from here?"

"We've all known him for so long, you'd think it wouldn't matter."

A human, only eight years old, slaughtering monsters like they were bugs. Such a human was born as Hwa-Jeon Min. He said that he met the villagers by accident and began to exchange food with them in exchange for killing monsters.

"Then I found out he had a family, and they told me he was staying with his younger sister."

"..."

"My son said he felt sorry for the two of them, so he packed food and delivered it to them..."

Later, my son was found dead, and what the Warrior said when he came to the village was horrifying. "If anyone ever comes near my sister again, I will kill them."

"...My son wasn't trying to do anything weird, he was just feeling sorry for her, but that fucking bastard..."

I explained that at the time, but the villagers were against it, and time passed. The Warrior continued to grow, and eventually became so famous that he was called to the royal palace. They also told me that this village was founded because he couldn't bring his sister with him everywhere.

"Along the way, a few people died and a few left... Also, the Village Chief rose to prominence because of the Warrior child, so he somehow managed to silence them..."

"Well, I'm not doubting you, I'm just asking to be sure, but your son really didn't think of that, did he?"

"Don't be ridiculous, he was just going to pack up a bunch of food to give to the kids that day and do a stupid thing like that, and on top of that, a girl who's only three or four years old at the most?"

"Oh, I'm sure of that; but have you any proof of the men who died afterward?"

"I don't know about that. But..."

"?"

"Chief, I'm sure he knows something about it."

Good information.

"Do I have to be a dick again?

[I personally don't recommend it].

"Why?

[Anyone who investigates the village is looked upon with suspicion, and you might not even get to meet Viola].

'Well...'

Still, I managed to get a one-line summary.

It's that the Warrior is a fucking crazy dog psycho asshole.

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I flirted with the girls near Viola's house like I did earlier in the week.

And something had changed for me, too.

"What about my future!"

"It says that you will meet a good match outside the village soon."

"Ho-ho-ho, is there any inside?"

"Hahaha, I don't know if there are any nice guys in this town, it's just me. I doubt it."

"That's silly. Soo-ho, you're so cool as well... Maybe you and I can go out later..."

"Why don't you get out of the way, I'm waiting for my turn behind you."

"Madam..."

Women in the real world standing in line.

I definitely didn't have a single crush on them until yesterday. But after yesterday's physical interaction with Viola, which was just the beginning, quite a bit had changed. The way I look at women changed a lot. I'm like, "Wow, now that I think about it, they're actually pretty good...'

[I'm glad that the negativity seems to have gone away for the next client].

'I still don't want to go through the trouble of sleeping with these women, but...'

I was always screaming hentai games and 2D, but now I can actually enjoy looking at real women.

But...

"Hmph, finally my turn. By the way... Sooho, when are you going to start buying me drinks?"

"Hahaha... I'll buy you one soon."

She-Hulk was a She-Hulk.

"What do you think these palms feel like on my face... If you squeeze my face with these palms, I'll get mashed like pure tofu, right?'

[I don't think so, it wouldn't be pure tofu, it would probably be crushed like a tangerine].

'...'

Just imagining it scares the shit out of me...

But from what I've heard from the old lady, she's human enough to come and talk to me sometimes.

And I still remember her last words at the end of the conversation.

-Marryied tongue, that's perfect.

...

'I'll get back at you... How dare you hide such bad things to me?'

[...But I'm worried].

'About what?'

[I only intrigued you last time in the name of watching Viola's palms, but now that you've decided to be lovers for now, won't you be disappointed].

'No way... I should be jealous, not disappointed. I'm not going through all this trouble just to make myself disappointed.'

[Then isn't that a side effect?]

'You'll see tonight, hehe.'

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Later in the evening, Viola showed up.

I sat in the bush with her, holding her hands and looking at the moon in silence.

But Viola's expression was different from yesterday.

She didn't look at me properly and opened her mouth.

"...You did palmistry again today, didn't you?"

"Yes. Do you want me to do it again?"

"Oh, no!..."

I could see that Viola's expression was stern.

And in the status window that I could see, there was one more Temperament added to Viola.

-[Nervous]-