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How I Become a Flaming Turkey

How I become a Flaming Turkey and how to enjoy it. Oh yeah! I also work for Slutlife Inc for some reason. SI becomes Riser Phenex. Waifu Catalog fic.

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Tír na nÓg

"Celtic faction?"

"Yes. You and your peerage have been invited to attend a dinner party at Tír na nÓg."

"We can't reject this invitation, can't we?"

"Sadly no. Well, you can, but I already accept the invitation, and not only that, this is a perfect chance for the devil race to have a connection with the reclusive Celtic pantheon. I know you did not want to get involved in politics, but I don't think I can reject this offer."

I look at my father in confusion. Why did he say that as if I was mad or something? Does he think that I will reject the invitation or throw a temper tantrum for him accepting the invitation?

For now, I need to reassure him that I will not throw a tantrum and destroy this negotiation.

"I know, father. I understand and will behave. Anyway, you said that someone will go with me and my peerage?"

"Yes. She should-"

Before my father could finish his sentences, the door behind me got kicked open, and I could hear a familiar voice.

"Yahoo~ Levia-tan will be your partner in this endeavor!"

"I see. I will be in your care, Lady Leviathan."

"Call me Levia-tan!"

"I can't just call-"

"Levia-tan!"

I look at my father for help, but my hope is destroyed when he shakes his head and gives me a look of pity.

"I will be in your care, Levia-tan."

"Yay~ Come on! We need to prepare!"

Before I could do anything, Serafall picked me up and carried me somewhere. I tried my hardest to get out of her grip, but she did not budge. I even enchanted my body using my bloodline, but it did nothing.

Seeing I cannot get away from her, I can only accept my fate.

~A moment later~

"Riser, is she really one of Satan?"

I look at Shirou, who has the same dead-eye as me and nod.

"While she always acts like a child, she is one of the most powerful devils in the underworld. She can freeze up a country if she wants to. Also, her behavior is a cover that makes her enemy underestimate her. Once she throws her mask, you will see the Princess of the Desolate Arctic."

"I see… If only she did not take all of us shopping for clothes. I don't know that clothes shopping will be this exhausting."

"Heh. Welcome to hell, Shirou. Just be glad you only test a few dozen of clothes. I need to try a hundred of them."

I can see Shirou shudder at the thought of testing a hundred clothes. Yeah, Shirou, me too. I look at my mother, Serafall, Rin, Sakura, Illya, Hermione, and Medea, busy talking about clothes. Hermione and Sakura do not really care about clothes, but they enjoy the other company.

Other than that, I need to think about the reason why the Celtic faction decided to invite me and my peerage. Oh! Shirou, that's right. I completely forgot that he is a descendant or spirit inheritor of Cuchulainn.

Do they want to know about him or want to check if he is the real deal? I don't really know. My only hope is not the latter but the former. I only hope that they did not have a way to check if Shirou is their greatest hero's descendant.

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|3rd POV|

Riser and co look at the massive mountain in front of them with awe. The only one that did not really care was Medea, who had already seen the same mountain in her previous life. The sight in front of her is the same as Mount Olympus.

"So this is Tír na nÓg"

"Yes and no"

Riser looks at Serafall for a second and says,

"What do you mean?"

"This land is Tír na nÓg but the mountain in front of you is not Tír na nÓg. You can say that the mountain in front of you is a pocket dimension within a pocket dimension."

Tír na nÓg is the land located right in the middle point of Ireland, where a massive amount of mana is produced from the leyline. Tuatha Dé Danann decided to make a pocket dimension on top of this leyline and make it their home.

The pocket dimension itself is two times the size of Ireland. The island of Ireland, not the country of Ireland.

There are three massive mountains in this pocket dimension—the land of Gods, The land of Fairy, and The land of Shadow. The land of Gods is the mountain in front of Riser. That mountain is the place where Tuatha Dé Danann lived. A massive gate under the mountain will teleport the guest inside the pocket dimension located inside the mountain.

The land of Fairy is where many fairies lived after being hunted down by the church when they invaded Ireland to spread their religion. This place is where many mythical beasts live and roam the land. This place is the second most dangerous place in Tír na nÓg.

Lastly, the Land of Shadow. This is the most dangerous place in Tír na nÓg. It contains monsters that can kill Ultimate class beings. The pocket dimension of this size is not really without cost. The technology and magical runes used to maintain the pocket dimension release waste. This waste will be dumped inside the Land of Shadow. The land can absorb the waste energy and spawn a monster from it. This monster did not have any intelligence. Their only purpose is to kill and destroy. Because of this, the gods place their strongest fighters to guard the Land of Shadow. She has many titles, but there are three most famous ones. She is called the Queen of the Land of Shadow, Witch of Dún Scáith, and God Slayer. Her name is Scathach.

"We are here."

Riser snaps from his thoughts and sees a massive Gate under the mountain. The gate is filled with a rune that he does not understand. He knew a few of the runes, but he did not know the effect of the chain runes that were used on the gate. Some of the runes are Nordic in origin, some of them are Celtic Rune, and there is even an Eastern Seal on the gate.

Riser really wanted to study the gate, but he knew that it was inappropriate—the same with Medea, who has the look of a teenage boy looking at porn.

In front of the gate are two giants standing with their clubs in hand. The giants adorn a full plate armor made of an unknown metal.

"Greeting!" Serafall said with a loud but polite voice. "My name is Serafall Leviathan. I come here to escort Riser phenex and his peerage for a dinner party."

One of the giants looks at Serafall before nodding his head and opening the gate. Riser can see a golden portal behind the door when the gate opens up. He followed Serafall's footsteps and walked through the portal.

A second later, they arrive in a massive hall. Riser looks around for a second before his eyes land on a man standing in the middle of the hall. The man himself has bright red hair with a body of 2.3 meters tall. He has bright blue eyes that show wisdom, mischief with the eyes of a warrior hidden behind the two. He is wearing fancy armor that covers his body. It was not full plate armor but rather leather armor made of an unknown creature. Riser can see a mace hanging on the man's belt and a leather waterskin on the left side of his belt.

"Welcome, Riser Phenex and others! My name is Dagda, and I will be the one hosting this dinner party."

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Note!

Sorry for the late update. Real-life decide to kick me in the balls, punch my face and then throw my body into the river.

I just lose my job and almost lose my home because of it. What make matter worse, my girlfriend decides to leave me.

Currently, I search for a job and try my best not to become a homeless person. Expect a longer update.

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