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How (NOT) Survive in Another World

Synopsis: Icarus is a kind crazy young man with a strange common sense. He loves money, lying and deceiving people. His life philosophy is to do only things that seem fun. During a certain incident, he dies. After his death, he receives the opportunity to reincarnate in a world of swords and magic to live a better life. However, things do not go as expected, as fate has other plans for the young Icarus. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - AUTHOR'S NOTICE: I'm a novice writer, so don't read this expecting a great masterpiece Besides that, there's probably a lot of grammatical error here, after all English it is not my mother tongue The focus of this story is on comedy! However, if by chance you don't find the story funny, that doesn't mean that the story is bad or that something is wrong with you. It just means that we have a different sense of humor, and everything is fine with that. After all, people have different tastes! Anyway! If the story not to be your cup of tea, you can do two different things. You can, make constructive comments with tips on how I should improve the story, and keep reading and see if you like it. Or you can just stop reading the story! Don't be a hater who swears at me in the comments saying that my story sucks and that I'm just wasting my time writing it. For if you hurt my feelings, I will hurt yours in return! (Basically I'm going to curse you back!) That's all, please enjoy the story! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Disclaimer - The Cover doesn't belong to me. All rights goes to the artist. If you are the image owner and want me to take it down, please contact me.

NotNumber44 · Fantasi
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192 Chs

Elizabeth! (5)

When I leave the cave, the first thing I see is the big red wolf.

I can finally calmly look at his appearance.

He is about six feet tall, slightly smaller than me, and fourteen feet long.

The face and body resemble a big Gray wolf.

Its fur is a dark red and spread throughout its body there are orange flames that shrink and expand as the wolf breathes

The flames of the wolf's feet burn the ground on which he is standing.

He is trying to get up off the floor, while watching in anger what hit him.

"Grrr!"

A large boar with seven feet in height and fourteen in length.

The boar appears to be covered by armor made of purplish stone.

The armor covers his head, his back and his legs, leaving only a little bit of his abdomen and tail unprotected.

Below the armor is a thick black fur, which looks very resistant.

The hooves and their tusks are made of pink crystals, the same color as their large eyes.

Scattered around the boar's body is a kind of purple energy, which at times seems to move very slowly and at other times very quickly.

He is watching the wolf he has just hit

Seeing him get up, the boar snorts and starts to dig with its front paw, ready to attack again the Wolf.

"Grunt!"

However, he stops when he sees several wolves appear behind his prey.

He takes a step back and grunts loudly.

"GRUNT!"

Then several wild boars come out of the bushes and stay behind him, while facing the pack of wolves in anger.

'Damn it! I understand that you guys want to have a gang fight. However, go do this elsewhere!'

Just when the both groups were ready to attack each other

A loud growl is heard in the back of the wolf pack.

"GRRR!"

The wolves step back and make their way with their heads down, for the growl owner.

A wolf bigger than the others appears.

He, unlike the others, has a violet fur, and the flames around his body are two colors.

On the left, orange flames like the others wolfs.

However, on the other side he has blue flames around it.

The orange flames burn the floor, while the blue ones freeze it.

The wolf has a big scar on his right eye.

'Wow! Is that the alpha wolf? Yeah, he looks like an alpha wolf to me! That dignity that he shows in his eyes.

While looking with contempt at this flock of wild boars, is really cool! Okay, I'll call you Mr. Wolf!'

Seeing the appearance of the big wolf, the boars become restless and begin to retreat in fear

However, just at this moment, a loud grunt comes from the back of the group of boars.

"GRUUNT!"

'Wait, don't tell me that...'

The group moves away and a Boar much bigger than its brothers, appears.

He has the same appearance as the other wild boars the only difference is the energy spread around his body instead of being purple it is blood red.

'Yeah, I knew! Hello, Mr. Boar!'

Seeing the arrival of this boar, the alpha wolf's expression changes, and the two begin to face each other while threatening each other.

"GRRRR!"

"GRUUNT!"

'Is it possible that you two are... rivals? Yeah, this is the only possible reason for you to be acting like this!

Let me guess, at the monster school, did you always compete with each other to see who the best was? Right?

I can imagine Mr. Wolf being the leader of the public morals committee! While Mr. Boar is the leader of the Yankiis!

Okay, I think I'm going to have to rename you two! Mr. Wolf, from now on, you will be known as...KIYOTAKA ISHIMARU!

The Super High School Level Public Morals Committee Member!

In addition, you Mr. Boar, from now on, you will be known as... GOUDA TAKERU! The strongest Banchō ever!'

Oops, I ended up distracting myself... again! I think I better keep watching!'

The two continue to stare at each other while grunting at each other, and then the two stop at once, as if they have agreed.

The big Boar, Gouda Takeru grunts loudly for the other wild boars.

"GRUUNT!"

After doing this, he steps back without looking back along with the other Yankis... wild boars.

Seeing the boars turning their backs on their group

Instead of giving the command to attack, Kiyotaka Ishimaru howls and tells the other wolves to back off

"AWOOO!"

'Yes, as I expected from you Kiyotaka! Unlike me, you have honor! That honor prevents you from attacking someone in the back!'

After hearing the howl, his wolf pack leaves quickly without looking back.

With that, the two groups leave, leaving the cave entrance in silence again.

However, Kiyotaka does not leave with his wolf pack

He looks around for a few seconds as if looking for something

Then under my confused look, he looks directly at me with a look of contempt

He looks me up and down for a few seconds, then snorts in disgust and runs off towards the direction that his wolf pack left.

'Huh? MOTHERFUCKER! Kiyotaka, I know that you are the Super High School Level Public Morals Committee Member!

However, that doesn't give you the right to despise me! Come on, I was just resting!

I was already getting ready to go out and face you all together! Thus stealing the title of Banchō strongest from Gouda Takeru!'

At this time, I feel my head spin and again I get a little dizzy

"Shit... I'm starting to feel dizzy again! The poison must still be in my system!

I don't know the effect of this poison, but as Elizabeth said I was just slightly poisoned, so it shouldn't kill me... I hope!

If it kills me, this will probably be the fastest death, after a reincarnation, seen by humanity!

Well, in this case, the humanity is form only by me! Shit! I think I'm going to pass out!"

At that moment, I hear a notification from Elizabeth and soon lose my conscience

[The host will pass out...]

'Damn!'

....

....

After an unknown time, I finally feel my conscience come back and wake up

"Argh! My head hurts! Besides that, I am starving!"

[The host is hungry...]

[The system suggests is: Quench your hunger by eating something...]

[The host is dehydrated...]

[The system suggests is: Quench your thirst by drinking something...]

"Yeah, Yeah, Elizabeth thanks for explaining what I should do!"

I stand waiting for my head to stop hurting

A few seconds later, most of the pain goes away, so I decide to leave the cave

However, before doing this, I decide to check to see if it is safe to leave

"Well, Let's see if it's safe to leave!"

I approach the cave entrance to see if there is anything outside

However, after looking through the vines, I don't see any monsters.

"I think I can get out- Argh! Damn! Why am I so hungry and thirsty? After all, how long have I really been knocked out?

I need to find something to hydrate myself! However, before that let's continue with my first plan!

That is, find something to cover me! I don't like walking like that! After all, I don't want the mini Icarus to be attacked!"

I quickly drag myself to the cave entrance, while I am alert and check my surroundings again

"Phew! Looks like they're gone! Tsk! Damn Kiyotaka! How dare you look at me with contempt! I'll still beat you up!"

After leaving the cave I stretch a little and look up trying to figure out how much time has passed

"Tsk! The trees are very tall in this part of the forest and their foliage covers the sky!

Although I don't even know how long a day lasts in this place, then it would be useless anyway... so whatever!"

I start walking to one of the trees and try to touch it, but nothing happens.

"Aren't these trees poisonous? Maybe is only the smoke produced during the burning poisonous?

Damn it, if that is it then I lost some material for making fires!"

After discovering this sad fact, I approach several colored bushes

There are blue, red, yellow, purple and various other colors.

"Okay, let's try the blue one that I already touched while I was running away!

I mean, that I already touched while I was making a strategic withdrawal!

At that time, nothing happened, after I touched him, so it must not be poisonous!"

I approach the blue bushes and after a lot of effort

I manage to pull one of the bushes off the ground

"Shit! I'm wasting a lot of energy before I even refuel! I hope this is worth it!"

I take the bush and drag it to the cave entrance

Once there, using a stone I found on the floor, I cut some of the vines that are stuck at the entrance to the cave

"Okay, I think that with these materials I can already do something to cover myself!"

Then using the bush and the vines, I start to create an improvised loincloth.

After a few minutes, I can successfully create a very simple loincloth made of blue leaves and green vines.

"Wow, as expected of me! I am great at everything I set out to do! Man, sometimes, even I am impressed with myself!"

At this time, while I'm busy praising myself for my work, several notifications from Elizabeth pop into my head

[New skill acquired successfully!]

[Basic tailoring!]

[New item created successfully… Blue Leaf loincloth!]

"What? Is it that easy to get new Skills? Anyway, let's see what you think of my masterpiece Elizabeth!"

After that, I quickly focus my mind on the second notification, and another screen appears

<Blue Leaf loincloth>

[Description:  A simple loincloth made of Leafy Blue Leaves (Common) and Green Vines (Common)]

[Damage: None] [Defense: +3] [Durability: 10/10]

[Item Requirements: None] [Additional Bonus: None] [Item Rank: Common (7%)]

(Note: The materials used in making this item are low-level. This factor combined with the fact that the creator of this item has a very low level in the [Tailoring] Skill. Resulted in the creation of this low-level item)

"Sigh! You know, Elizabeth. It seems that my masterpiece is too complex for your little brain to be able to understand all of its essence! However, it's okay! Because, I love you exactly the way you are! So you don't have to change!"

That's all, folks!

Thanks for reading!

Have a great day!

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