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How (NOT) Survive in Another World

Synopsis: Icarus is a kind crazy young man with a strange common sense. He loves money, lying and deceiving people. His life philosophy is to do only things that seem fun. During a certain incident, he dies. After his death, he receives the opportunity to reincarnate in a world of swords and magic to live a better life. However, things do not go as expected, as fate has other plans for the young Icarus. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - AUTHOR'S NOTICE: I'm a novice writer, so don't read this expecting a great masterpiece Besides that, there's probably a lot of grammatical error here, after all English it is not my mother tongue The focus of this story is on comedy! However, if by chance you don't find the story funny, that doesn't mean that the story is bad or that something is wrong with you. It just means that we have a different sense of humor, and everything is fine with that. After all, people have different tastes! Anyway! If the story not to be your cup of tea, you can do two different things. You can, make constructive comments with tips on how I should improve the story, and keep reading and see if you like it. Or you can just stop reading the story! Don't be a hater who swears at me in the comments saying that my story sucks and that I'm just wasting my time writing it. For if you hurt my feelings, I will hurt yours in return! (Basically I'm going to curse you back!) That's all, please enjoy the story! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Disclaimer - The Cover doesn't belong to me. All rights goes to the artist. If you are the image owner and want me to take it down, please contact me.

NotNumber44 · Fantasi
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192 Chs

An Unexpected Gain! (1)

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Hearing my question, the other me starts walking towards the monster's body while calmly says

"No! I will not, argue with you! Besides that, I am not planning anything!"

At that point, he looks at me and with a smile he says

"After all, that would be useless, anyway!"

Hearing that answer, I remain silent as I continue to stare at him with a suspicious face

"..."

Seeing this, his smile becomes even bigger, and he asks

"Do you want to know why?"

I hesitate for a few seconds, but in the end I answer it in a very low voice

"...yes!"

"Huehue! Well, you already know the answer to that! After all, I am you and you are I! Even so, I will tell you! All this "discussion" that we are having, It's just an excuse! An excuse that you made up! You made this, to try, to convince yourself not to do that!"

"..."

I stay shocked by this response, and I freeze for a second

However, I quickly recover and deny

"What! No! Of course not! You're wrong!"

"Oh, I'm wrong? Very well, so… which part?"

"Huh?"

"I want you to tell me, which part of what I said, is wrong? The part, that I said that, you and I are the same person? Or the part, that I said that this is not an excuse?"

"Of course, it is the second part!"

"I see! Well, if the second part is wrong. That means, that this whole discussion is really just an excuse! And I was right in the end!

Huehuehue!"

Hearing this, I am confused for a few seconds

However, I soon realize what is happening and curse the other me

"W,what? Wait a minute! You tricked me! You sucker!"

"Yes, I did!"

"Anyway! It doesn't matter; I already said that it's not my problem! So, I'm not going there... that matter is over!"

"Okay!"

After he says that, we start to face each other in silence

"..."

"..."

The silence continues for almost a minute

In this moment, the other me look at me and with an irritated expression and says

"Tsk! Dude, answer me, just one thing... Who the hell, are you trying deceive? You know what... I already know how this will end! So...

Have a great day! Bye!"

As soon as he says that, his body goes up in smoke and he disappears

Seeing this, I start looking around looking for him

"W,wait a minute! I'm not done yet! Hey!"

I keep calling him for a few more seconds

"Hello, me, are you there?"

However, no matter how much I call him he doesn't show up

Realizing this, I remain silent while thinking about our conversation

After a few seconds, I finally make up my mind, so I sigh and say

"Sigh! Okay! I give up you won!"

As soon as I say that, I start to hear a laugh and another I appears in front of me while saying

"Huehuehue! You act as this is the first time you lose!"

"Damn it... at least let me leave with a little pride!"

"Huehuehue! No!"

"Sigh! Man, I can never win, these discussions, with myself! After all, I'm very good at convincing myself!"

"Thanks! You are good at that too!"

After he says that, he starts to disappear, and I open my eyes

Having finished, the imaginary discussion I was having with myself

I approach Cat's distorted body, which is still on the floor

I crouch beside him, secure him using both hands

Then, I lift him up, and then I place him on my back

After doing this, I start to run towards a certain region

A few minutes later, a few meters from me, I see several colored bushes with red flowers blooming over them.

I stop about ten meters from the largest bush

Then, I carefully place Cat's body on the floor

After that, using my right hand, I grab Chunchunmaru from my waist, and crouch down close to the body.

Then, using Chunchunmaru, I slowly start to cut off one of the corpse's front legs.

After a few seconds, I finish doing this, and then I return the machete back to my waist.

Then, I slowly move away from the corpse, while holding the monster's paw

As soon as I leave, all the bushes with red flowers, start to move, and then, they become Lions

The largest bush (lion), starts looking around carefully, as if looking for something, spends a few seconds doing this and after not finding anything, it turns its attention to the big monster, which is in the floor.

He stares at the corpse, while hesitating for a while whether or not to approach the corpse.

After a while, he finally makes up his mind, and then starts to approach the monster on the ground.

Upon reaching the side of the monster, the big lion starts to smell the corpse, after doing that, he bites the corpse of the monster, and using his mouth, he carries it to the other lions.

He places the monster on the ground, right in the center of all the other lions and walks away, as if he is expecting something.

All the other monsters look at each other, and unanimously choose to walk away, leaving only about ten small cubs, who are staring at the big monster with hunger.

Seeing, that all the lions have moved away, these cubs start to hesitate about what to do, so they look around.

At that moment, the big lion snorts lightly at the cubs, as if telling them to eat.

After hearing this, the cubs stop hesitating, and run happily towards the big monster, to eat.

All lions wave in satisfaction when they see this scene.

After seeing this, I slowly move away, from the tree that, I was hidden

Then, I start running towards, the tree that I planned to cut down, before Cat attacked me (Before I attacked Cat).

'Man, I already respected you when, I thought you were just a good leader! Now, that I know, that you treat very well these cubs... Well, you became my idol!

Although, stopping to think, what kind of crazy would not treat well, these cute cubs? I want to squeeze those cute cubs!

No! What the hell am I thinking? Icarus wakes up! Those cute cubs... are monsters! It is not normal, as a human to have this kind of thoughts!

Wait a minute! I am no longer human...I'm a monster! Well, so everything is fine! After all, this is a normal feeling!

I remember, once, when I was on Jupiter, helping Danka with her purchases. Whenever she found a baby, she would approach them, to see them, and say how cute they were!

I also remember, that she said she wanted to kidnap those babies. So she could squeeze their cheeks whenever she wanted.

As soon as we got home, I ran to tell my parents this, hoping that they would fight with her for having such dangerous thoughts.

However, just before they could, she told them that every time I approached, these babies they started to cry, whenever this happened, the parents of these babies started screaming things like:

'Please, someone help me! A stranger is trying to kidnap my baby!'

In the end, they didn't punished her and just laughed at me! Right after they left, Danka beat me up!

Sigh! I don't know why I remembered that, these are not very good memories!'

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This story at the end was not something that happened to me, and I just made it up... I swear! Anyway! In the next chapter there will be a legendary battle, wait for it... Huehue!

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That's all, folks!

Thanks for reading!

Have a great day!

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