Continuing where we left off.....
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A/N: A warning this chapter is going to be "spicy" especially considering that Kiana is a pervert and Ritsuka is one too, so.... Yeah.
You all have been warned...
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Kiana smiles when she hears me greeting her. She gets on top of me with her body pressing against me making me feel her breasts on my chest.
Ritsuka: I think it's time for us to get up, don't you think?
I say this looking into her eyes trying not to be distracted by the "mountains" I'm feeling, even worse than it looks like she's not wearing a bra if you consider the sleeved shirt she's wearing.
💭At this point I better accept the fact that Kiana likes to "steal" my clothes.....
Kiana:Awww... Are you sure we have to leave now? Can't we just go a few more minutes or hours?
Kiana said, pouting and she puts her finger on my cheek to apply pressure and I see her shaking her legs, she is trying to use her charm to make me change my mind.
Ritsuka:The longer it takes us to open the store, the less time we will have to earn money from customers.
I say this mentioning the snack bar that I own with Kiana.
Kiana:But we had a great business day over the weekend. Can't you let this one go, Ritsuka?
Kiana said with a mischievous smile on her face, getting off of me and sitting between my legs and waist.
Because Kiana is wearing an old sleeved shirt of mine, it is a little short for her making her thighs and backside more visible.
💭What's the point of having panties if you're not going to wear them?!
Kiana notices me watching her making her smile widen.
Kiana: I took your silence as a "yes" and it seems like your little friend is agreeing with me too. Hehehe...
Kiana said, starting to rub herself against my waist, wanting to wake up my "little friend" since he has already been awake since I woke up.
💭 I better think of a solution before I fall into her trap!
The desire I have to take off the only piece of clothing she is wearing and have a taste of paradise is very strong, but unfortunately I don't want to have financial problems because of a lazy Tuna.
💭It seems like I have no choice.... Time to use my secret weapon.
At that exact moment I use my two free hands and slap Kiana on both sides of her ass, making a slap sound echo immediately afterwards and as a bonus I decide to hold her back firmly just to feel the flesh in my hands for one moment.
Kiana lets out a loud moan, making her stop rubbing against me and she looks at me with an expression of suppressed feelings.
Ritsuka: As much as I would love that, Kiana, we need money to pay the bills and have food in the fridge or do you want to depend on Teri-Teri for help?
I say that and I see Kiana looking at me seriously until she takes a deep breath and starts to pull my cheek.
Kiana: Hitting my butt is a low blow, Ritsuka.
Kiana said, implying that she is irritated, but in fact it is the opposite.
Ritsuka:Says the girl rubbing herself like a cat against me.
Kiana: You say it like you don't like it...
Ritsuka: There would be something very wrong with me if I wasn't enjoying it.
I say this by admitting my desires openly to Kiana without a hint of shame.
Ritsuka: Now seriously. We really need to get ready to go to our shop.
I say this, returning to the main topic and I see Kiana letting out a sigh.
Kiana:Okay...Captain...Tch. I just wanted to spend a little more time alone with you...
Kiana said, murmuring, but I can hear what she said.
Ritsuka:And you'll have plenty of time when we get back home.
Kiana:But I still prefer it to be all day...
Ritsuka: I feel the same, but unfortunately we have our duties to do.
Kiana:Well, then since that's how it is, I'll go into the kitchen first to prepare things.
Said Kiana getting out of bed leaving me alone in the room.
Ritsuka:What was that?
I say this seeing that I'm alone and I start to record the very close interaction I had with Kiana.
💭She's not controlling my mind, that's for sure, but how can I have a perfect conversation with her when I don't know her?
This is what is confusing me, because in my mind I am absolutely sure that I have never heard of a girl called Kiana Kaslana, but at the same time when I was talking to her it was as if the words came out of my mouth easily.
Ritsuka:Argh... What's happening to me?
I say this by placing my right hand on my face, but at that moment I notice a ring on my finger and I immediately realize what kind of ring it is.
💭Isn't it possible that she's my wife?! Are you serious?! Don't I already have enough self-proclaimed wives in my life?!
Upon noticing this information I feel a slight headache. As much as I try to use my memory to know when this happened, I can't remember anything.
Ritsuka: This is just a dream, Ritsuka. It's just a dream, I'm sure I certainly wouldn't ask someone to marry me....
I say this by convincing myself that I wouldn't do it, purposefully ignoring my complicated situation in Chaldea.
Ritsuka: I better reunite with Kiana. Even though I'm in this crazy situation, this dream doesn't seem aggressive to me.
I say this getting out of bed heading to the door, but before leaving I look at my appearance in the mirror.
💭Ok this is crossing the line. What's going on here?!
The reason I'm outraged is because my entire appearance is different, I almost think I'm looking at someone else.
(Photo)
My hair is straight and a little long and the color is mixed with white making a union between black and white and I'm not seeing any of my scars that I had from my adventures in Chaldea.
My body is looking clean and much more defined and I'm sure Leonidas would be proud to see the muscles I have now.
💭What body is this?! It's totally different from mine! If my expression wasn't the same I would think I was a different person!
Ritsuka: This dream is getting weirder and weirder...
I say this letting out a sigh and leave the room going to the kitchen where Kiana is.
💭 Wait a minute. Is Kiana in the kitchen?
The moment I think about it I immediately get a bad feeling.
Going down the stairs and going straight to the kitchen and I see Kiana cooking something that I have a feeling is not good at all.
Ritsuka:Are you cooking?!
I say this with a tone of fear and Kiana turns towards me with a proud smile.
Kiana: Of course I am! After all it's my duty as a good wife to make breakfast!
Kiana said and I take a quick look at what she's doing and honestly what she's cooking is something impossible to describe and this abomination is bubbling and expanding in the pan.
Ritsuka:Kiana..... Do you want to blow up this house?!
Kiana:Huh?! Of course not! Why would I do that?
Kiana said, confused, not seeing the bomb in the form of "food" that she made.
Ritsuka:Because you managed to create a bomb that is about to explode!
I say this shouting, taking Kiana by surprise. I immediately turn off the stove and take the pan and throw everything that Kiana made in the trash and the moment I close the trash can I hear an explosion sound coming from inside the trash can.
With disaster averted I look at Kiana who is whistling and not looking back at me.
Ritsuka:What do you have to say in your defense?
Kiana: I'm sorry. I wanted to be in charge of breakfast so I could make something for you, but apparently I'm really not good in the kitchen.
💭Actually, you're cursed to be terrible in the kitchen, but I'm not going to say that.
I let out a sigh and pat Kiana's head to cheer her up.
Ritsuka: Hey, you didn't have to do that. It's okay if you want to do something for me, but it doesn't have to be in the kitchen. Besides, I like cooking for you and seeing your smile is enough for me.
I say this smiling at Kiana who has her cheeks red and she punches my chest several times weakly as a way to hide her embarrassment.
Kiana:Damn that smile and silver tongue of yours. That's why you're a danger to innocent girls like me.
💭You? " Innocent"?
For some reason the word "innocent" doesn't sit well with Kiana, but I keep that thought to myself.
After that I ended up making breakfast for both of us and then we got ready and went to open our coffee shop.
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Hours later...
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We opened our store and prepared everything to serve and after that one of our workers arrived to start working.
I am in charge of the kitchen while Kiana is the server responsible for taking orders.
After a while other people started to enter and our work day begins, everything is going well until Kiana and I hear the door bell opening and two more customers enter.
???: Yahoo! How are you, Ritsuka-kun!
💭That voice?!
Kiana:Elysia?!
Kiana said, saying the name of the girl with curly hair and pointy ears.
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Elysia: Hello to you too, Kiana-chan! Look who I brought with me?
Elysia said holding a boy who could be considered the male version of Kiana.
???: Actually, I was dragged here.
Ritsuka:Kevin?! What are you doing here?
I say this by saying his name and being surprised, already accepting the fact that in some unknown way I know these people.
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Kevin:It was MEI. She kicked me out of the house.
Kevin said in a dry and direct tone, showing little emotion and I was surprised to hear what he said.
💭MEI kicked Kevin out of the house?! Impossible! That woman loves him too much to do that! Unless...
Elysia:MEI was mad at Kevin for blowing up their house when he decided to cook for her and by pure coincidence I ran into him on the way here like a stray puppy.
Elysia said, revealing the truth and I look at Kevin with an expression of pity.
💭That explains why he's wearing home clothes.
Kevin: I wanted to do something to alleviate her work stress, but I ended up making the problem worse.
Kevin said in a dry tone, but I can notice a little sadness in the middle. At that moment I look briefly at Kiana who has a nervous expression.
💭It's no wonder that these are from the same family of cursed people in the kitchen.
Elysia: I'm sure she's not that angry, after all money is not a problem for MEI, so she'll get a new house quickly.
Elysia said with a big smile on her face that looks like she is glowing.
Ritsuka: Kevin, if you want to do something to please MEI, I can teach you how to massage.
I say this taking Elysia by surprise with the revelation.
Elysia: Wait a minute! You know how to massage?!
Ritsuka: Yes. I decided to learn how to do massage to help a friend of mine and to help Mobius relax.
I say that and I feel a cold look coming from Kiana that makes me shiver.
Elysia looks at me with a mischievous smile, wanting to take advantage of this opportunity.
Elysia:Ritsuka. Could you do me a favor and "relieve my stress"?
Elysia said in a suggestive tone and I understand what type of "massage" she is referring to, but before I could respond Kiana does it for me.
Kiana:Dear customer, please do not disturb the boss's work and place your order if you don't have one, please leave.
Kiana said with a sinister smile on her face, but Elysia was not intimidated by that.
Elysia:Don't worry, Kiana-chan, I was just playing with our dear Captain, right?
Elysia said and now the two girls are looking directly at me.
Ritsuka:So, Kevin! I can teach you how to massage if you want.
I say this by immediately changing the subject, not wanting to deal with two powerful girls.
Kiana/Elysia:Coward.
Kevin: Thank you, my friend.
Kevin said with a slight smile, being happy that I was willing to help him.
With that, Kevin and Elysia placed their orders and time began to pass until another customer entered the store and it was a man that Kiana and I recognized.
???: Good morning, Ritsuka, my old friend. I see business is going well.
Ritsuka/Kiana:Otto?!
Otto is a man with long blond hair and green eyes and he is wearing clothes that belong to the middle ages.
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Ritsuka:Shouldn't you be working?
I say this by raising my eyebrows looking at Otto who has a natural smile, but I have a bad feeling when I see him in the store.
Otto: I'm working, I just had to take a break for a moment and decided to pay a visit.
Otto said, sitting at a table with the menu in hand. I feel the atmosphere getting a little different and Kiana doesn't seem to like seeing Otto.
Kiana: Why is he here?
Kiana said, speaking in my ear.
Ritsuka: He's probably running away from Theresa and letting her handle the rest of the work.
I say this to Kiana until I see Otto calling me.
Otto:Ritsuka, I have something important to talk to you.
Ritsuka:What do you want, Otto?
Otto:Do you know where to tell me where I can find the game Stargazer Fantasy Magical girls edition?
Otto said the name of the game making me curious about the game.
💭 Stargazer Fantasy? I like the name.
Ritsuka:Magical girl edition? Is it a DLC?
Otto: Yes. The Stargazer traveled to a new world where there were magical girls, but their world was about to be destroyed so the protagonist, together with his crew, saved the group of girls, preventing the world from collapsing.
Otto said with an excited expression as if he was a fan of the game.
Ritsuka: It seems like a simple story.
Otto:That's the beauty of the game! It seems simple but it's actually quite complex on the inside. I have a photo of one of the magical girls.
Otto said showing a photo of a girl with a cute purple dress matching her long hair and the girl has golden eyes.
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Ritsuka: Her weapon is a big pair of scissors?!
Otto:Cool,right?
Otto said, unable to contain his excitement.
Ritsuka:Yes, brother!
I say this immediately loving her appearance and I notice another girl next to the one with purple hair.
Ritsuka: Hey. Who is this girl next to her?
I say this pointing to a beautiful white-haired girl with scarlet eyes and is wearing a dress worthy of a vampire.
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Otto: Oh! This is one of the members of the Stargazer crew, if I'm not mistaken she is his wife.... I could be wrong since that's just my theory.
Ritsuka:Interesting....
I analyze the vampire girl's appearance very carefully until I have a crazy idea.
Ritsuka: Hey, Otto. Don't you think Theresa looks really good wearing that dress?
I say this, leaving Otto surprised by my suggestion until he lets out a smile, understanding my evil plan.
Otto:Brother, you are a genius. But how are you going to convince her to do this cosplay?
Ritsuka:I have my ways to convince Teri-Teri to cooperate.... Hehehe..
Otto/Ritsuka:Hehehehehe...
Otto and I were laughing like two villainous friends while Elysia, Kevin and Kiana watched our interaction.
Elysia: I think we can agree that Otto is a bad influence on the captain.
Kiana: I agree. I feel sorry that Theresa will suffer at their hands.
Kevin stays silent, just sipping his drink through a straw in silence.
Suddenly Otto's cell phone starts ringing and when he goes to see what it is, I see him starting to sweat.
Otto:Oh-oh.... My condolences, Ritsuka for what will happen to you.
Otto said, looking at me with a pitying face and I started to get a little scared.
Ritsuka: Why are you saying that?
Otto: Well let's say that a certain nun that we both know very well is coming here right now.
The moment Otto said that, I got goosebumps all over my body at the same time.
Ritsuka: Are you serious?! Otto, do you realize the chaos that will happen if she comes here?!
I say this panicking and I'm shaking Otto's shoulders who is smiling from ear to ear.
Otto: Look on the bright side, at least you two will be able to meet again after a long time.
Otto said, leaving me with an immense desire to give him a good punch.
Ritsuka:Did someone tell you that you deserve to be punched in the face, Otto?
Otto: Get in line, brother. There are a lot of people around the world who want my head.
Otto said in a calm tone, taking pleasure in seeing me desperate and at that same moment the doors of my store opened revealing the person I didn't want to be here.
Kallen Kaslana.
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Kallen:Ritsuka, are you here? We both need to talk, now!
Kallen said with an angelic smile that I'm sure would charm me, but I know very well the immense headache I'm about to have, even more so with Kiana present...
💭Where is Yae Sakura when you need her? Damn my luck!
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A/N: Was this chapter bizarre and crazy for you? If so, that's the intention.
This chapter also serves to show my ideas that I have for my future story that I am preparing for Honkai Impact with Fate Grand Order and I hope you guys are enjoying it.
A cool fact is that Honkai Impact 3rd was my first gacha game I played.
I started playing the game the year it was released, but at that time my understanding of English wasn't good, so the only thing I liked about the game was the combat.
After that I ended up becoming a Fate fanboy when I saw the opening of F/GO on YouTube.
It was from then on that I became what a good friend of mine calls me "Fate's whore".
One last thing, the next chapter I'm going to have a certain "surprise" for you guys that I took inspiration from a certain meme in Fate Stay Night.