The War Room For Furry Porn

Justin Trudeau ate a Pringle and jacked off to furry porn; it was a very hard day for him. He thought about calling his father: Fidel Castro, but that would be even more awkward.

His father wanted to talk about the upcoming civil war of Canada, but all Justin was interested in was furry porn at the moment. It was the best porn he had ever seen, and he wanted more of it. So he jacked off to furry porn that day, and the next, and the next. But soon, he ran out of furry porn, and he was forced to switch to something else.

He started jerking off to horse porn. He had heard that you could find real horse porn at a stable, so he went to the nearest stable and asked if he could see the stables. The horse owner was flabbergasted and said, "We don't have stables for horse porn."

So Justin was forced to go to a porn studio and beg for work. He didn't get the job, but he did get the money to jerk off to furry porn. He made so much money jerking off to furry porn, he felt the need to get more. He had a job at the local McDonalds and he jacked off every day after work. He was on the road to becoming the world's greatest porn star, and he didn't want to stop at that.

He went to work for a porn studio, but he was fired within a week. He had a lot of free time on his hands, so he started making his own porn. He started with furry porn, but it got boring very fast, so he moved on to horse porn. He had so much fun making it, he started making horse porn at the porn studios. His furry porn was very popular, and he was making a lot of money at it.

Justin Trudeau funded the Canadian civil war through porn, so he thought.