The Lead Up To The War

The tensions in Canada was growing everyday. The Canadian government didn't know if it was going to break out into a civil war, but they would damn near try not to; if they did, however, the United States of America would be involved - And the Americans at home didn't want a civil war either. 

Justin Trudeau sat in his office and contemplated his next actions. He thought to himself, "We need a civil war; it's the only way. But then again, the Americans won't let us have it. What if they stop the war, what if the Canadians win, or lose? It's that could make the Americans mad. I can't have that. We need to be careful. They will find a way."

"Mr. President," one of his aides walked into his office and looked at him.

"What is it?" Asked Justin.

"Sir, the American President is requesting a call with you immediately."

"Put him through, please." He said as his aide picked up his phone and called the American President, Donald Trump. "Hello, Mr. President?" "

Yes. This is President Mitt Romney."

"President Romney. I want to thank you for calling me, I will get to the point quickly, so you can have your day to yourself and a nice nap. I have been informed, as of late, by a reliable source in the U.S that Americans may be heading to Canada in the near future to participate in the upcoming civil war. I hope you can do something about it."

"President Trudeau, I am not going to allow a civil war to happen."

"But the American military is not going to be able to stop them if they do come, it's inevitable."

"You're right, President Trudeau, you're right. But I am Mitt Romney and I say you can't have a civil war."

"No." said Trudeau.

"Damn," said President Mitt Romney. "But, simply, no."

"But whhyyyy?" Whined Justin.

"Because."

"But you don't know what's going to happen if we do not have a civil war!" Exclaimed Justin.

"But you do. And I don't."

"But I do need to have one. It's the only way. It's the only way." Tried Justin.

"No."

"But--"

"No." Said Romney, monotoneily. 

"Ugh. Alright."

"And don't try anything, President Trudeau, or you'll get our big ole' spanking stick."

"You know I'm not going to." Mumbled Trudeau.

"I heard that. We'll do something about it."

"Right. But-"

"No."

"Right."

"Mhmm. But I don't think you would."

"No, I wouldn't."

"Because you know what will happen. The spanking stick, Justin: the spanking stick."

And then Justin Trudeau hanged up.