The best way to trade is to use food

After lasts night event with everyone losing their cloths, and some men getting slapped unconscious, me and the girls all slept together again.

Although they wanted to have another 'event' I decided against it since I needed to start to gather resources to create buildings also to sell the ores for some credits. I then made my way towards the deck of the ship to call a person that is good with trade.

After arriving Olivia bowed at the sight of me while the beast men crew either followed Olivia's example, or they saluted. I then made my way towards the captains chair and decided to call the negotiator.

There is not much information about them, since they always have their video feed off. The way it works is that you can trade them for the thing you want, be it weapons, ammo, armor, information, and resources, but you must trade it that is worth equal value.

The only way to contact them is by having a type of card, these cards are scattered throughout the galaxy, each one has a riddle on the back, and they are different if you solve it, you'll get a contact number, type it in the contact list and you can talk to them.

The only thing that you must never do is piss them off. There are some players who discovered that they could create fake Item's in the game, and this made many players pay attention if it's real or fake, sadly they could only know when they buy it. Even the NPC sell fake Item's

Now back to what I was saying, the player created fake dragon scales and traded them to the negotiator. After the trade was done, he went to open his cargo to claim it, but what happened next made everyone know not to mess with them. The second he opened it, a bomb activated blowing everything in his ship. After the game over screen appeared there was a message.

"You tried to lie, you thought you could be fine, I applaud for you attempt but it was not well spent. So, if you try to lie to me, be prepared to die by me."

After that day many people never tried to scam the negotiator, some people didn't believe it at first, so they ignored it, but when they did the same, they believed that player. There are some people who wanted to know who the negotiator is. Their where many theories that it was one of the girl's you summon. Others believed that it was a group of NPCs, while others thought that it was a member of the space army, selling the information, or weapons.

I then pull out a card and on it, showed a Joker with crossed eyes it's tong is stuck out, and behind it are two scythes. I flipped the card over and saw a riddle. "What has roots, that no one sees and looms much taller than trees? Up it goes yet it never grows, what is the answer, do you know?"

I smirk in satisfaction and thank my mother who taught me many riddles. "The answer is a mountain" The words started to glitch away, and what appeared next where a set of numbers, and a sentence on the bottom saying. 'Thanks for playing'

I then pull up the video call and entered the numbers on the back of the card. The screen then goes black, and soon it glitches. The same symbol from the card appears and I soon heard a distorted voice come through.

"My oh my what do I spy? I spy a man who can't die. You hack and slash and enjoy the blood, but in the end, you aren't done. You wish to satisfy your bloodlust, but it always returns in a rush. So let me ask you, what do you want from me, and let's see if it satisfies me." Every time I hear their rhymes, I just shudder every time. But I do envy their information gathering, they are quick when it comes to information.

"Enough rhymes Negotiator, I want the blueprints for the power saw, the power drill, and the power suite." I said, the line is quiet for a few minutes, then they respond.

"Alright if that's what you want, I won't have a problem getting those, but I do want to know what you are willing to trade?" They asked. I then was put into a difficult situation, I could trade them for the suites the dwarfs made, but then someone could trade for them and soon could make copies. And there is no way I'll let that happen.

"What if I trade you for a Dish from the Deja vu restaurant?" They stayed quiet again but then something happened that should have never happened once. The video feed of theirs activated, and in front of me was a girl in her twenty's, her hair is turquoise with bangs on her sides, she is wearing a hoddie that covers her entire body. In the background it shows many posters of motorball and cups of insta-noddles.

She then has her face near the camera, and was looking very despretlly at me.

"Are you fer real? And I am asking for real, you can trade me for A dish from that restaurant?!" I was taken aback on her reaction, but that's beside the point. The famous Negotiator is a female! I then coughed to bring myself back to finish the deal.

"Yes, I can trade you for those blueprints for a dish, since I have a chef who works there." Instantly she jumped from the screen and started to jump around her room.

"YESYESYESYESYESYES ITS A DEAL SEND ME THE DISH AND I"LL SEND YOU THOSE BLUPRINTS" I could see that she was drooling for the food, I then covered my mouth and hung up before she asked what was funny.

"Please *PFFT have Chloe prepare a dish from Deja vu *PFft" i couldn't hold myself back and started to laugh.

After a few minutes of laughing, I finally calmed down, at the same time Chloe was able to make a dish. I then made my way to a different room to send the dish.

The room contained many monitors around a cylindrical tube. Inside the tube is a platform for placing items, food and drinks, and resources. I then made my way to a panel and saw a slit.

I assume that I would need to place the card and it will automatically place the coordinates to the Negotiator. After placing the card, the same thing happens when I talked to her, the screen glitches and a joker covers the entire screen. Preventing me on seeing the location. 'Smart move, wouldn't want anyone finding you.'

I then entered the tube to place the dish and got out before I was sent with it. After sending the dish all I had to do was wait.

I didn't need to wait for long, soon I heard a cackle coming from one of the monitors in the room and a message displayed itself.

"Sent the blueprints. And thanks for the food, I haven't eaten anything besides insta noodles."

I then made my way towards my room and went to my desk, I tapped on the wood and a hologram appeared in front of me. I then navigated towards the files and found the blueprints just like she promised.

"Guess I should trade more with food."