I thought it sounded cool (Short 2.5)

"Zeus!" A scream is heard from the sand pillar 2 kilometers away."WHO DID YOU DO THIS TIME?" Hera screams revealing her leaned back and shining posture.

"I thought we agreed about me being free. Also, I can't contain it, Poseidon and hades are refusing to do it with a god! I just thought it would be cool that a child who always wins would be cool, I can control a lot of things but I don't have the gift of physical strength." I sigh.

"I thought after 6 divorces you would learn something," Here facepalms with a gave-up sigh. "Look, Zeus! I am the god of women, and you went so far as to become a bird! But WHY ARE YOU SO PERSISTENT AFTER 200 THOUSAND YEARS? " Hera takes a deep breath before continuing "...Is it because of the prophecy thing again?"

"...Um.." Fuck she figured it out.

"IF YOU WERE NOT LAZY, YOU COULD JUST SAVE THE WORLD!!! BUT SINCE YOU DON'T WANNA INTERFERE YOU ARE TRYING TO BIRTH TO A HAGS PROPHECY CHILD?"

"Call down your not making sense..."

"You will let that boy live a normal life, let him do whatever he wishes. Remember what happened with River so you had to get off your ass to stabilize it?"

"Good point."