"No, I should've known." I sigh. "You think they've been seeing each other behind my back for a while now?"
"I don't know, Mal. Do you want to know? I can find out for you."
I quickly wave my hands in front of me. "No. I don't want to know. It doesn't matter now anyway."
"Of course, it matters! Why aren't you livid? Why does it seem like I'm angrier than you are because of what they did? I swear I would've killed both of them if I were in your shoes. You were too kind! Even giving them a cake? Who the hell does that?"
Despite myself, I huff out a laugh and then the two of us start laughing so hard, tears start gathering in my eyes. Oh, so now I'm crying? What the hell?