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Genshin Impact, Breezing Through Teyvat

A man who used to review novels dies in an elevator accident and is sent to the world of Teyvat [Genshin Impact] to live his life the way he wants. What will happen when an unknown being like him enters the world of Teyvat? Will the Archons hunt him, or will he hunt them instead? *** Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Genshin Impact nor its characters. My only character is the main OC Yomite Hissha. Covers are also used randomly either from other artists or drawn by myself. So the credit goes to them. My discord server: https://discord.gg/qpDTvSj3TC Please support my Patreon for more releases and faster upload. If it goes well I am thinking of quitting my job and focus fully on writing. That would be nice as my job is really annoying. https://patreon.com/StickSwinger This story is my first wish fulfillment. It will be a little different from Genshin Impact's story, since the game is updated so often and things are added or changed. Currently it's patch 2.3 and I have been playing the game since it came out. So I am following the story closely, but... It will not always be the same story. I'll do my best to get as close to the original as possible with my writing skills. I will primarily focus on adding new things as well. The romance will be slow, but we will get there. Smut is out around chapters 120, mostly to develop romance before going into it. Harem will be expanding, but at a decent rate... I want to develop the characters first before I undergo another harem expansion.

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Out of nowhere, Yomite felt a pair of warm hands caressing his butt cheeks. He tried to move away, but it was too late. The crafty hands slid inside his pants, groping him roughly. His body stiffened instantly, and he froze in place, unsure what to do.

"Oi! Oi, oi, oi, oi! Who was that!? Which of you just touched my ass!?"

"Of course! It is I, Prinzessin der Verurteilung!! Ah, the pitiful Amy was right...thy backside indeed holds great power, a most noble spirit and a most beautiful soul! Thy buttocks are like a rose garden, ripe to harvest! Let my tongue be thy gardener!"

"N-No one will be harvesting anything! Get off of me!!!"

Yomite couldn't believe what he was hearing right now. He turned his head around a bit and saw Hu Tao watching them with great interest.

She also felt like something was definitely amiss, but she chose to stay silent and watch the show unfold before her eyes, with a large grin plastered across her face.

"You get what you deseeerve~ My dear Assistant!"

"For those who do not wish to feast thy eyes upon the greatness, avert thy augen. And if thee continue watching, perhaps thee may learn some valuable lessons for the future on how to satisfy thy partner!"

"S-Stop it!!! Ahhhh! Stop it! I don't wanna! Nooooooo!"

"No! Thee are going to be the Prinzessin' consort! Do not deny thy destiny! For thou wast meant to be in meine embrace! Accept thy fate! Let us consummate our marriage! Now open up!"

"There is no opening up!!! Stoooooop!"

Suddenly, he could feel her warm breath right above the entrance of his holy land and his heart was pounding frantically.

He wouldn't accept it!

Not like this!

Not like this!

Not while everyone he knew was watching!

He wasn't about to lose his anal virginity while in public! No!

"Iris! Save me!"

Iris nodded and lifted both Hu Tao and Fischl off of him like a cat carrying her kittens.

Once they got away from him, Iris pulled up Yomite's pants back where they belonged.

"...Thanks...I really appreciate it. I'll buy you some delicious food once we get back..." Yomite sighed in relief. His anal virginity was still intact.

"You're welcome...Master."

Much to his dread, however, Iris kept on looking at that "one" certain spot on his body. He felt a chill creeping up his spine and he instinctively closed his legs. His butt was in danger again!

And now, the danger was far worse.

The tongue length of an average woman was around 3 inches [8 centimeters]...however...

The tongue of Iris, who was a dragon humanoid was around 80 inches [2 meters]...

If Iris did use her tongue to penetrate him there, he would die.

He would undoubtedly die.

Yomite never heard of a protagonist who died by getting rimmed, but he didn't want to be the first.

"L-Look...girls...I am...not a fan of rimming...so please...don't look at me like that..."

"Hmph! Such weakness shall not be tolerated!! We shall come to terms with it sooner or later and overcome thy fear!"

"So when you do it to me, it's all fine and dandy, but when we try to return the favor, it's not okay? Tch, tch, tch. Assistant you are scared~ It will feel good, I promise" Hu Ta said as she crossed her arms with a cheeky smirk.

She officially got into the idea Fischl proposed, and couldn't help but be delighted at the expression Yomite was currently displaying.

"That's not what I meant at all! Like come on! I'm a man and I've never done that before since it's weird! That's totally different from doing it to a woman!" Yomite loudly protested.

He knew that all men had a so called G-spot in their ass, but that just seemed way to uncomfortable for him. His butt was not something that should be touched by anyone. In fact, it made him feel uneasy just thinking about it.

"Scawed~ Scawed~ Scawed~"

Hu Tao teased him, sticking out her tongue and moving it in a weird way, as if she was training for the future act.

"Why are you so scared and embarrassed~? Don't worry, Assistant. From now on, whenever we make love, I will make sure to lick you clean until you are satisfied~!"

Yomite rolled his eyes at her immature behavior.

'This is my future wife, by the way...'

Yomite knew that being immature was a part of her charm and he loved her, but sometimes he just wished to have a spar with her instead of a discussion. He felt like he was dealing with a teenager in the body of an adult rather than a grown woman in her twenties.

"Tch...Forgot about the dragon of retribution...meine power is weakening...I promise I shall return..."

The light in Fischl's eyes dimmed, and it appeared the "usual Fischl" returned.

She took a moment to realize what happened, before she quickly ran off to hide behind a pillar.

'Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Why did you do something like that!?? What would they think about me!?'

While Fischl was despairing and didn't get a response back, Lisa walked up to the collapsed Yomite and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Now, now, calm down everyone~ Handsome, this is your new training device. You're handling five times your gravity fairly well. Most would find themselves unconscious or vomit immediately." Lisa spoke calmly, her eyes slightly narrowed with amusement. She looked quite pleased with herself.

"...Can...you get rid of it?" Lumine questioned anxiously.

"Of course. It's just a simple magical artifact used on death row prisoners."

"..."

It was clearly meant to be some sort of a punishment device or torture instrument of sorts, and not a simple artifact, that much was obvious to everyone present. The fact that she mentioned death row prisoners made it clear that this bracelet was definitely not a normal piece of jewelry either...it had some interesting...history.

"This is something you won't be able to take off, for the remainder of our stay here. And who knows, if you do well, you might earn yourself a few more of such bracelets~" she continued with a teasing smile. "And of course, there will be all sorts of other things you should mentally prepare yourself for. After all, as you said, I am the laziest woman you know, so who knows when I'll feel like removing it~" She stepped closer to his fallen form and knelt beside him on one knee while giving him an encouraging pat on the head.

"Remember, my cute little student, you wanted to be stronger and this is how we'll get there. Now get up and let's proceed further into the Spiral Abyss."

"T-This is...fucked...!" Yomite groaned from the floor as he tried lifting himself back onto his feet.

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