The chunin exams part one

Konoha was beautiful and more importantly had no sand whatsoever, I might be the Kazekage but having sand everywhere gets old after some time, the food was good but I got to say that Suna has better food, Baki informed me that Kankuro had a problem with some genin, apparently, he decided to bully a random kid and Gaara stop him, is funny that some stuff remains the same.

The chunin exams eventually started and like mine, they had a written test, I knew Gaara, Temari and Kankuro could beat that exam in no time, they did it on the original timeline and in this one I help them so chances are they are gonna score even higher.

I waited as my siblings did the exams in a room with the Hokage and some Jounin senseis, Kakashi, Asuma, Gai, and Kurenai were some of the faces I could recognize.

Kurenai seemed angry at me for some reason so I decided to break the ice, "So why is the lady over there stabbing me with her eyes."

"You know very well why" Kuranai practically hissed.

"Oh, the marriage thing, you know both Konoha and her have the option to refuse, I requested a female heir around my age or less, while a Hyuga would be welcomed any other female from a high clan would do just fine," I said with a smile.

The room went silent as we watched the kids through a monitor, Gaara was using his sand eye to copy as Kankuro was using his puppets.

It was funny to see the scene I saw as a kid in TV playing out, though this version had a lot more of details and stuff, Naruto was a blond loud kid looking for attention, and Sakura had an unnatural hair complexion but looked kinda good on her, everything was going according to the first chunin exam, now all I needed was Oroshitmaru, I still haven't sensed his Chakra, but that only means he is hiding, after all, he's been running from years from Akatsuki and every other single village he knows how to avoid sensor ninjas perfectly fine.

But I was sure he was here because Kabuto was here, and that meant Oropedomaru was here.

"Any ideas where Orochimaru is, or when is he gonna strike?" I asked Hiruzen.

"No, but we are sure he is making his move," Hiruzen said blowing his pipe.

Should I tell them that I know what is the real motive for Orochimaru to be invading Konoha, or should I keep it a secret, this is a hard decision, but I rather keep it under the rag for the moment, "Well, my ninjas are ready, the moment he appears we'll know."

God is boring watching teens doing a test, I've been here for almost an hour and I wanna die, I want the second test to start already, I already have enough boring life-draining stuff in the office as it is, I don't wanna see other people filling papers.

After another haft hour, I see Naruto standing in the room shouting he won't give up because that's his ninja way, blah blah blah believe it, I wanna slap him, can I slap him? can we all slap him?

After the really scarred ninja announced the ones in the room passed, Anko one of the sexiest ninja's in Naruto bursts through a window and announces the beginning of the second test, and like an alarm is time to fuck Orochimaru's dreams.

I told the Hokage I wanted to see my brother before letting him go to the second test, and with that, I rushed towards the forest of death or whatever name that place had, once I arrived I see Anko waiting for the kids, god she is gorgeous... ok I need to control my teenage hormones.

"Hey what up, kid," Anko said not even bothering to be formal.

"Hey sexy, just waiting for my siblings," I said smiling, as I took a good long look at the body, I'm pretty sure she can beat me if she gets naked, I mean I would totally submit to her... GOD DAMN IT HORMONES LET ME THINK STRAIGHT.

"Uggg, lame." I hear Temari said behind me, "Have some respect you are the Kazekage, for the love of God."

Kankuro is giving me the thumbs up and Gaara is... embarrassed, "Well my cute little siblings, I wanted to say I'm proud so far, I know you will show the strength of Suna and finish this."

I hug my siblings, and then I proceeded to take a seat in a tree nearby to wait for the show to start, I see all the students arrive one by one, and after a while, I see the student Orochimaru replaced, while the kid in question was not emanating his chakra smelled like him, and to be sure on top of his head said, Orochimaru.

'There you are bastard,' I thought as I chuckled.

I will wait till the moment he gives the kunai back to Anko, and then I will strike him down, like always Naruto started to make a fuss and like in the anime Anko reacted by throwing a Kunai close enough to graze him.

As Orochimaru was giving her the kunai saying, "Sorry I get too excited when I see blood."

I took a step behind them and said, "Five years ago you said your vengeance would be legendary, you know is bad to promise stuff you won't deliver Orochimaru,"

Before he had time to react, using my Metal Iron Sand Release: Focused strike I punched Orochimaru to the ground shattering the ground and creating a crater big enough to have four Olympic swimming pools inside.

Anko was unharmed thanks to my sand as the kids around, Gaara and Kankuro were ready to fight, they didn't know what was going own, but they saw me start a fight, and were ready to support me.

"Now Orochimaru, how about you show me how much pain you offered me, last time, I'm curious how someone weaker than me will defeat me," I said as Orochimaru's face was changing the skin of his face was hanging, showing his true self.

"BRAT!!!!!!" Orochimaru shouted with killing intent.