Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World
In a world where martial artists reign supreme, strength is everything. Unfortunately, that logic doesn't apply to a certain Florida Man. Refined in the nuclear fallout wasteland, Leo was the strongest mutant alive. He carried an alien artifact, allowing him to exchange his lifespan for modern items. After 50,000 years of solitary life in a humanless world, he collected enough lifespan to transmigrate to another habitable world. Leo was later thrown into a mysterious planet. He soon discovered that his body produced radiation, and it mutated the surrounding plants and grasses. Worrying that he might ruin the beautiful planet, he chose to live in seclusion. Unfortunately, the local population soon discovered his existence, and a misunderstanding ensued.
Florida Man and Ohio Man Compare Their Balls’ Sizes in Public Transport. No One Has Been Blinded
Chapter 303 – Florida Man and Ohio Man Compare Their Balls' Sizes in Public Transport. No One Has Been Blinded.
Instead of going home, Aslan and Leo sat on the bridge, discussing their past and what Aslan had been doing.
Leo patiently listened to his father. After hours of narration, he finally summarized Aslan's excuses.
"So, Eleanor and Mao Miaomiao planned to kill you to steal my OLD physical body. You outsmarted them by transferring my soul to another experimental chimera homunculus you had created beforehand. Then, you crafted a special ring in my right hand and hid your soul in here to escape death?"
Leo pointed at the traces of his alien ring that had already merged with his skin.
Aslan grinned, "Aren't I a genius? Without my trick, you and I would have died. That bastard Mao Miaomiao and Eleanor didn't intend to let any human live, but we managed to minimize the damage to Earth and save our asses!"