I just came to a realization. Do you know what this novel lacks? The author's narcissistic self-review! Here goes.
Writing Quality
Horrible grammar and terrible sentence structures, ever! The author has been writing for 6-7 years, but he still made singular-plural-verb errors and preposition mistakes to the point that my Grammarly uninstalled itself!
Verdict - Five Stars!
Stability of Updates
The author is lazy AF! Instead of publishing 2-3 chaps a day like the other top novels, your stupid author can only do 1 chap a day because he has a family! How dare he has a family! He should have been imprisoned in isolation and forced to write 20 hours a day like how Genshin Impact players sent their loli characters to a lithium mine 20 hours a day!
Verdict - Five Stars!
Story Development
Nonsensical, illogical, and dumbest story ever! It's about secluding MC doing his own things, made this, do that, meet these people, kill those people, sell this, steal that, rinse and repeat! The plot is more repetitive than Goku meeting stronger adversaries and getting new powers every arc! In short, there is no plot but MC's doing stupid stuff!
Verdict - Five Stars!
Character Design
MC is dumb and ignorant. He gives no F to other people and the hazardous environment around him. He allows enemies to hit him first even though he's Floridian Saitama who can kill gods in one punch. The side characters are too bland. What's the point of having Marlboro from Final Fantasy with an infant dryad on top screaming Nom-Nom Meow as MC's pet? A 10,000-year-old Loli Lich Empress is very unrealistic. Enemies and friends are braindead. Nothing is normal about the characters!
Verdict - Five Stars!
World Background
The world is small, shallow, and illogical. It's a recycled universe from the author's previous novels because he can't create a better one. What immortal realm? What mortal world? What mystic realms? What empire? All are stupid and unrealistic.
Verdict - Five Stars!
Final Thoughts - 9999 Stars!
Dumbest novel I've ever written! No plot, no in-depth characters, no story, NONE! You can't find a better trainwreck of a story dumber than this one! Turn off your brain and let the craziness of this story ruin your IQ.
If you finished reading this review to the end and expecting a JRR Tolkien-graded story, scram! This novel is for people with a cultured mind.
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