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arjunks1000
arjunks1000Lv61yr
2023-06-30 20:30

Stop recommending it so much webnovel. I don't like this novel. I don't want to read it.

Florida Man's General Store in Cultivation World

DamnPlotArmor
4.7
340 Chs

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Olerolin
OlerolinLv15

That's just the algorithm man that fact that you took the time to post a nonsense complaint rating is by. Write an actual reason you don't like it 😒.

1yr
5
ImWatchingYou
ImWatchingYouLv2

Jealous much 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 its funny and entertaining compare to the other novel here

1yr
1
Iramohs
IramohsLv6

My pee pee is small bro.

11mth
Other Reviews
MisterImmortal
MisterImmortalLv14

Love it. It's a breath of fresh air. Read all chapters in 3 days. The characters are interesting and funny. Cat and Taxi are cute. Florida Man is amazing. Although he feels like a parody characters, yet the story seems serious. The plot is getting thicker slowly, and the system prompts don't occupy entire chapters. 10/10 for writing, grammar, characters, world building. Looking forward to read more.

1yr

DamnPlotArmor
DamnPlotArmorAuthor

I just came to a realization. Do you know what this novel lacks? The author's narcissistic self-review! Here goes. Writing Quality Horrible grammar and terrible sentence structures, ever! The author has been writing for 6-7 years, but he still made singular-plural-verb errors and preposition mistakes to the point that my Grammarly uninstalled itself! Verdict - Five Stars! Stability of Updates The author is lazy AF! Instead of publishing 2-3 chaps a day like the other top novels, your stupid author can only do 1 chap a day because he has a family! How dare he has a family! He should have been imprisoned in isolation and forced to write 20 hours a day like how Genshin Impact players sent their loli characters to a lithium mine 20 hours a day! Verdict - Five Stars! Story Development Nonsensical, illogical, and dumbest story ever! It's about secluding MC doing his own things, made this, do that, meet these people, kill those people, sell this, steal that, rinse and repeat! The plot is more repetitive than Goku meeting stronger adversaries and getting new powers every arc! In short, there is no plot but MC's doing stupid stuff! Verdict - Five Stars! Character Design MC is dumb and ignorant. He gives no F to other people and the hazardous environment around him. He allows enemies to hit him first even though he's Floridian Saitama who can kill gods in one punch. The side characters are too bland. What's the point of having Marlboro from Final Fantasy with an infant dryad on top screaming Nom-Nom Meow as MC's pet? A 10,000-year-old Loli Lich Empress is very unrealistic. Enemies and friends are braindead. Nothing is normal about the characters! Verdict - Five Stars! World Background The world is small, shallow, and illogical. It's a recycled universe from the author's previous novels because he can't create a better one. What immortal realm? What mortal world? What mystic realms? What empire? All are stupid and unrealistic. Verdict - Five Stars! Final Thoughts - 9999 Stars! Dumbest novel I've ever written! No plot, no in-depth characters, no story, NONE! You can't find a better trainwreck of a story dumber than this one! Turn off your brain and let the craziness of this story ruin your IQ. If you finished reading this review to the end and expecting a JRR Tolkien-graded story, scram! This novel is for people with a cultured mind. UwU

1yr
stinkclaw
stinkclawLv14

"reads title".............................

1yr
Androfox
AndrofoxLv14

Quick advice, in the synopsis you mention guns, I suggest you remove them since they reduce an already low immersion(since its a seclusion type novel). Im not saying my opinion im stating facts: people that read fantasy novels want to be immersed in a fantasy world and by putting things that dont match the world(guns), it usually isnt viewed well by the reader, even if it is comedy. There is a reason why modern-world cultivation novels sell less than a cultivation novel based on a proper ancient cultivation world. Hope this might help.

1yr
The_Priest
The_PriestLv3

I'm really enjoying it so far. It's funny and different. I hope it keeps this tone throughout.

1yr
XxErnestoxX
XxErnestoxXLv15

boring repetitive story with the typical secluded idiot mc. Why can't we get for once an mc that actually does something in this genre.

1yr
Daroi
DaroiLv4

What a unique title for a novel LOL Quick question for the author, is Mao Miaomiao from Florida?????

1yr
lazyvampiredemonas
lazyvampiredemonasLv4

This story is a gag story that deserve lots of love. More due to the fact that the author is good with making interactions. The development of the world is great and the abilities of the main character is going great too. Being able to explore his abilities, the world and his influence is a joy to read and i highly recommend it. Also the story is gag do pretty fun. References can be a hit or miss but eitherway this story is really a good casual read. Would make it 5 stars but there’s not much story development yet but i know this story is amazing.

1yr
The_Fallen_Eroge
The_Fallen_ErogeLv5

Very well done, the essence of the nonsensical things are absolutely mind blowing.

1yr
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