01 Oh God you Idiot!!

"I'm bored" I said as I continue to floati in the infinite void.

'It's already several hours or maybe even days after I died, according to the Novels that I read this is where I'll meet God' I thought as I continue to move around trying my luck to see something that will ease my boredom.

'Wait! Don't tell me I need to wait millions of years because God forgot that I am here?!'

"Ofcourse not My child"

Suddenly I heard a voice in my mind, I frantically try to find who it is but all I can see is the void

"Umm, where are we and are you God?" I said as excitement occupies my thoughts

"You can say I am God but I'm not the only God in existence, there are much more although weaker than me"

"So what would happen to me now?"

"Just like what you are thinking, I'll reincarnate you to a world of your choosing however you need to choose a flaw or change in the world for you to have wishes"

"What do you mean change in the world?" I asked as I started to think what world would I like to go

"For example, you choose a world of magic, you can choose a flaw like, low aptitude for magic in exchange for a wish"

I grimace as I heard what God said, I mean having low aptitude in a world of magic is just asking for a beating

"You don't have to worry as that was one of the worse flaw available"

"So what world would you like to go?" God asked

"I decided, I'll go to the world of Dxd" Of course I'll choose dxd, I'm not a man if I don't, just thinking about those heaven defying melons makes me wants to go there. Ofcourse I also have other reasons but It's mostly related to using swords and magic.

"I see, you choose a wonderful world" Hey why do I feel God just grin at me

"Now, here are the Flaws and Changes you can choose in exchange for a wish, And I forgot to tell you but you can only have a maximum of 3 wishes"

After that, 12 papers appears in front of me.

"Let's see what's written here"

○Let's become the Antagonist - Where's the fun being on the Protagonist side? Join Khaos Brigade and Fuck up the PLOT

I see, so in exchange for a wish I need to join Khaos Brigade, not a bad choice actually, I think It'll be fun

"By the way God, Can I leave Khaos brigade if I chose this?" I asked because I don't wan't to die just because I'm antagonist, If I remember right, Vali team was not treated as criminal at later parts of the novel.

"Yes you can, You just need to join and cause some chaos, I think after The attack of hero faction event on Kyoto you can already leave"

That's a good news, I'll keep it in case there are other with much less demerit

○Dxd Without Ecchi?!! - You are not a pervert so it's ok?? Maybe?

"What?!" I shouted after I read the next one. Seriously DxD without it's lewd is not DxD anymore!! I need justice!!

"That's why I said It's a change isn't? Really, I wonder why no one chose this even though it doesn't have any demerit" I heard God sigh after he said that. A mortal really can't understand how God's think.

○Let's Mess things up! - You know the plot before, now you DON'T!!

What's with this mess up option, knowing the plot is my greatest advantage why would I throw it away.

○Loli is Justice! - You can only have relationships with loli's!!

This is?! What an absurd thing, I mean won't I be caught by the police because of that? Well koneko is cute but.. No this is not worth it.

○Harem is a NO! - Become loyal you shithead!

Why do I feel kinda hurt. I mean yeah, I want a harem but, does it count as cheating? Yeah that's cheating alright, they just make it sounds good and said the girls won't mind. I still want a harem though.

○My twin brother is a pervert - Become the twin of the protagonist Issei Hyoudou. Gains the trait "Sin of ---"

Oi!! What's with that dangerous sounding trait in the end

"Hey God, why is the trait not written here"

"Oh, you finally remember me, I thought you enter your own world. And that trait was random, It consist different types of sins but not limited to seven deadly sins."

"That sounds really dangerous you know, but are all of them debuff?"

"No, some of them is contains positive traits, some have negative and mostly positive and negative"

I see, but I sucks at gacha, should I try it? Let's think about it later

○1 is Good but 2 is Better! - Fuse 2 anime worlds instead of 1. Randomize the other anime world.

This was.. interesting. If I'm lucky maybe I'll get another harem anime world.

○Kami-sama do your job Better!! - The seal of Trihexa will be release much earlier. Now what will you do?

This is a No, God of Dxd can't even kill the damn thing and you will release it earlier, nai wa.

○I become a.... Girl?!! - You're a boy before, but because of your curiosity you choose to be a girl. What could go wrong?

What could go wrong, my ass!! It's wrong in all sense, but wait a minute, if I become a girl won't I be able to peek and touch the boobs of other girl whenever I want?! No No No, My little brother is much more important.

'But Azazel create a genderbend gun you know'

Why do I feel that a devil just whisper in my ear. I shake my head to remove such thought, he almost got me there

○Seal Thy Memories - You choose to seal your memories about the world you're going in. Maybe you have brain problem.

Another one that will remove the advantage of my knowledge, so No.

○Difficulty Rank EX - The enemies on Dxd can be defeated because of breast. Easy right? So let's make it Harder!!

Well now that you think about it, maybe I should have my Own switch princess when I got there. Yup lets try it later.

○Young Master, is that you? - Because of your addiction on chinese novels you adapt the Young Master personality. Gives "Young Master Trait". You will be born on an Ancient Family.

Oh no!. Not this, I will choose to fight those stronger than me than to choose this. Specially that Young Master trait makes me shudder. And if you add the "Let's become the antagonist" in that literally smells like doom.

"God, I'm already done choosing"

"Good, so what do you choose?"

"The first I chose is "Let's become the antagonis""

"I see, so why do you choose that?"

"Well except the fact that I want to try becoming anti-hero, it only says that I should join khaos brigade, and not to do something inhuman, and I can just join vali team later"

"Good choice, I'm surprise that you're able to analyze it, the others didn't choose it because they said they didn't want to be criminal, such hypocrites." I sweatdrop after God said that, but there's some truth in it

"The next is, "My twin Brother is a pervert", to be honest I just want the trait, you know trying my luck"

"Don't worry the most dangerous there is the Sin of destruction, In short you'll go boommmm when you commit a sin"

Wait what?!! Anyway nevermind it's not like I'll get that... right?

(A/n: Grins sadistically)

Why do I feel that my life is in danger, I'm still dead you know, technically.

"And the last one is "1 is Good but 2 is Better" again I just want to try my luck"

"Ok then, before you says your wish, please spin this roulette for the second world that will fuse with DxD."

After A bright flash, A big roulette appears, I mean literally big, I think its as big as ferris wheel?

"God How can I spin this?"

"Oh right, wait I'll give you a button"

A controller with two buttons appeared in my hand. I Quickly Push Start and the machine starts to spin. After 10 seconds I push the stop button. Then a golden Box with the words "TYPE-MOON" Appears. Oh god, I don't know if I should be happy or not with this, but I don't care I have A wish and I'll be OP Mwhahah.

"Ehem" I heard God and blush with embarassment

"I'm sorry I just got excited" I scratch my fingers on my cheeks.

"Anyways state your wish"

"My first wish is A Syst-"

"No"

Why?!!!

"I don't do System here, I want those I reincarnate to have a chance to ascend to true Godhood, those with system are being limited by their system, and not able to ascend"

Ohh so there are reason like that, I mean if you think about it logically, you won't be able to surpass the one who gives you the system as you are becomming dependent to it

"I understand, Then I want the Noble Phantasm of Gilgamesh, The Gate of Babylon"

"I Can give it to you, but it's too OP, where's the fun in that I don't want OP shits, So I'll just give you the Gate of Babylon but it only have 10 famous swords, you can just fill it with others later"

(A/N: What do you mean you don't want OP shits, just the swords you give him makes him OP!! I'm not telling what are they though)

I want to complain but I don't because just having the gate is already nice and there is that 10 famous swords which is enough

"Remember all the things inside of The gate are real, and they wont recreate themselves or fix themselves. But don't worry everything that comes inside the Gate will be mark as Yours and you will be able to retrieve them even if stollen of lost"

I think it's acceptable, still opening 100+ gates and bombarding the enemies with swords is cool, note to self try to recreate that later.

"My second Wish is Creation Magic"

"Another OP ability, I cant give you the magic that can create something from nothing at best I can give you the Version of Creation Magic from Arifureta"

Hmm unfortunately, but Arifureta's version of Creation magic is also ok, I just need materials and I'll be able to create different artifacts then shove it all in my Gate of Babylon

"It's ok, then lastly I want Space-Time Magic"

"Just like the reason on system, I don't want to just give my understanding of magic because they wont be able to improve it, so if you like, I'll max out your affinity to Space-time Magic and give you A begginer book about it"

"That's also alright, If what you say is right, I'll be able to advance my magic much more with it with enough time"

"Thank you for your understanding, Anyway, your memories will be sealed until 4 years old, surely you don't want to experience being a baby again"

"Yeah and it's not like I'll be able to do anything at earlier age"

"Goodbye and I hope that when I meet you again, you become God like me"

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Author's Note:

This Fanfic is just for Fun and I'm not an expert writer. Well Enjoy. If you have Opinions or Critics just comment.