The Cheap Adam Rip-off

(Author's Note: Ugh, my health is not probably at its best, need some time to get better)

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Poseidon Pov

Coming out we find the Aviceborn sitting on a huge black Golem which was absorbing a few Yggdmillennia Homunculus, the two brothers and sister duo were out as well, Aviceborn looked at us and said," Well, well, I guess you all are lucky enough to see my greatest creation, Adam which shall bring forth the salvation of humanity!".

My eyebrows twitched in annoyance hearing that in fact, almost every supervillain in fate's main goal is the salvation of humanity, Goetia's goal was to bring humanity salvation by completely obliterating them, and Tiamat's goal was to make humanity her children by transforming them other beasts goal were quite similar as well.

Beast III Kiara wanted to bring salvation by literally fucking up the planet, while Kama wanted to do by performing sexual acts with all humans, anyway enough of that I need to get rid of this quickly as supposedly the more time passes the stronger this thing gets, and so while Aviceborn was arguing with other servants.

I quickly attacked breaking the sound barrier with my strongest technique, unfortunately despite me stabbing it all over the body and focusing mainly on its heart and head it was still alive,' Dang it, I hate having no powerful energy-related attacks ', I thought as I made some distance between me and the giant.

Meanwhile, others were stunned as I attacked the Golem in the middle of the battle out of nowhere I quickly shouted," What the fuck are you all waiting for?!! Let's quickly deal with this thing before it gets any stronger!", my harsh words broke their stunned state and they quickly started attacking it as well.

Chiron quickly finished off Aviceborn without delaying any further, Mordred attacked the golem's hand with her Mana burst damaging it a bit, Astolfo quickly summoned her hippogriff and tried saving all the Homunculus nearby to save them from becoming food for the giant golem.

I attacked the golem's leg barely scratching it causing me to click my tongue," Fricking Reality Manipulation", I attacked the other leg this time using my whole strength successfully destroying half of it and causing it to stumble, Jeanne at the same time defended against the golem's attack while Chiron released a barrage of high-speed arrows like he wasn't using a bow but a minigun.

I quickly attacked Golem's other leg and destroyed it but in the meantime a few seconds its other leg was healed completely, Mordred send deadly attacks at the giant Golem while Jeanne defended against its attacks, Archer provided support while I stopped, and started going through my memories as our attacks were not working, no there is something I am forgetting.

My eyes fell on the plants growing near its feet causing my eyes to widen,' I see, I remember it now! Its feet should be not on the ground at the moment when it's simultaneously attacked at its heart and head, only then we will be able to kill it! ', I thought, I loudly said," I have the plan to go against him!".

Mordred came near me and asked," So what's the plan, Mister God?", I said," We need its feet above ground to inflict any real fatal damage and its heart and head both need to be destroyed simultaneously so my plan is simple, I will get that thing in the air, you will then aim and destroy its head using your Noble phantasm and I will destroy its heart".

"Well Sounds like a plan to me, very well tell me when you are ready to kick that giant golem's ass", she said with a smirk," Then, I and Chiron will keep it busy in the meantime!", said Jeanne as she struggled to defend against the Golem's attacks, her strength is only B while Golem's A so that wasn't surprising.

I quickly started chanting, "Maximised Lesser Dexerity, Maximised Lesser strength, Maximised Haste, Maximised Penetrate Magic, Fly".

My Parameters became twice, and I coated my entire body in Touki doubling them again, now my strength, endurance, and agility were four times what I had previously made them all go to the realm of EX rank,' I will be doing it now Mordred get ready ', I sent a mental message to Mordred.

(Author's Note: Please Note that mental communication between servants is only one and one and not in a group so for that reason Poseidon didn't use Mental communication earlier)

She smirked and replied,' I am ready ', she replied, I kicked on the ground breaking it and then arriving at the golem at nearly the speed of ten Mach I punched it throwing above tens of meters,' Now! ', I said, Mordred who was readily used her Blood Clarent Arthur obliterating the Golem's head.

At the same time, I unnaturally changed my direction since my spell fly was in effect making me turn myself in mid-air, I covered my whole weapon in Touki making it A+ Noble Phantasm, and with the effect of Penetrating Magic, I destroyed its heart thus finishing off the so-called Adam Rip-oof.

"That's what I call a perfect Headshot bigass giant Golem", said Mordred with a smirk at the Golem which broke into pieces and died, I breathed in relief as if this golem was to fully mature it will become a 1000 meters giant and then it will take several first-class servants to bring it down which would have been impossible in our case.

"Lord Poseidon are you alright?", asked Jeanne coming near me, I raised an eyebrow at seeing a similar scene which shouldn't have been possible, attributing it to fate or co-incidence I smacked her head surprising her and said," Asking me If I am alright? I appreciate your concern but asking that a God like me is very insulting to me".

She rubbed her head and said," I- I just wanted to ask you since you were injured quite badly not long ago! You didn't have to hit me on my head! You are so mean!", I ignored her ranting and looked at the dead Adam,' I will need an attack that could fire multiple powerful targeted beams at the target so I can solve if any similar situation was to happen in future, I guess I have to put it on my learn list ', I thought.

Jeanne transformed back into her human form, Astolfo landed near and said," Man, Battle was pretty tough", hearing his words I said," You didn't even do anything Astolfo", he pouted and said," C'mon I prevented him from eating Homunculi so it didn't get stronger faster! It did help you guys a lot!".

My eyes fell on Fiore and Caules who were looking at us, I find Gordes here who stumbled the moment I glanced at him, he trembled in fear looking away, I guess our previous encounter left a trauma in him, not that I cared, now comes the issue, should I stay here and help them with the case of Zack The Ripper or should I go away?

Well that depends, if I were to get something by helping them then I would have stayed here but I won't, they can't give me any reward of any use to me and System hasn't given me any voluntary quest related to them which would reward me either, so I am free to do whatever, though I might get a better final reward by helping them it won't be much better by a huge margin, so not lucrative enough for a God like me to do menial work.

So yeah, I have decided to leave them to do my work, I need to do some of my tests as well, but well before that I would like to have a good meal and I am pretty sure these guys in Yggdmillennia would not mind it, anyway it's time to relax.

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I munched down the chicken leg piece, enjoying its flavor, Mordred who is sitting beside me said," Hey! That's mine!!", I looked at her and knew this brat was going to make a big deal out of this so I handed over it surprising her and said," Well, then enjoy", I wasn't in the mood to fight over a bratty girl like some retarded person over a chicken leg piece and it is not like there aren't any more fried chicken pieces on the table.

She looked at me and smiled," Haha! I like you! ", she said and munched down the chicken leg piece, Astolfo looking at this said," Hey! That's an indirect kiss!", Mordred just ignored him and continued eating so did I, Astolfo looked at others and said," Why don't you all say anything about this!".

Jeanne gave her a smile and said," I don't think that's something to make a fuss about it", Astolfo sighed in defeat and said," Fine since you all don't care then I won't either!", and continued eating her food, the atmosphere can be said very harmonious, Fiore came near us and asked," So do you all enjoy the food?".

"It's good", I simply replied and others praised her food as well, earlier after the battle Jeanne's stomach made a huge roar declaring its hunger and embarrassing her completely, Fiore then offered her food and I joined the offer as well followed by others which leads to the current situation.

Even If I don't need to eat food doesn't mean I won't eat food, I desire food more than ever after not eating anything for the last six months, after all eating food and enjoying its taste satisfies the mind, and currently, it's my fifth time eating food since I have been summoned. Soon we finished the food.

"Uh, that hits the spot", said Mordred rubbing her tummy which haven't bulged even a bit, others were satisfied too, Chiron suddenly said," Now that we have finished eating the food I think we should start planning the battle against Servants of Red", I stood up and walked towards the Fiore who became nervous seeing me approaching.

"Yes, Lord Poseidon?", she asked making sure to mention an honorific title, in fact, everyone who knows that I am a God has made sure to use an honorific before my name, anyway, thankfully due to my Deepak side my face rather remained passive and had a bit gentle look rather than my Poseidon's, ' I don't give a shit ', or,' It's going to be fun showing this insect it places ', look otherwise she might have just freaked out.

My hand slowly approached her freaking the hell out of his brother," Sister!!", he shouted only to be surprised the next moment finding me head patting her, not to mention Fiore even everyone was surprised, I said," Thank you for the meal, also Chiron I must say your master is quite cute".

"Cu-Cut-Cute?!", said Fiore blushing heavily, Chiron looked at me stunned so did Claues, Mordred didn't seem to care even a bit, and Jeanne showed a bit of Jealousy. Well not surprising I guess, and Astolfo looked very shocked at all of them, I stopped patting her and said," Anyway Now I must go".

"Wait a minute! Lord Poseidon, where are you going?", asked Jeanne standing up, I said," I have nothing else to do here so I am leaving", Astolfo stood up and said," We still have to make a plan to fight against Servants of Red, and fighting them against as a group will be much easier".

I looked at him and replied," I am not the one to work in groups, if the situation is dire then I might but currently they have one less servant than us so it is not needed", and then I went to my Spiritual form and disappeared from their sight.

(Author's Note: The biggest pothole in the entire Fate series is why servants don't turn to their spirit form to escape from enemy servants when the situation is dire?)

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3rd Pov

"Stop it, why were you trying to convince him anyway, he is a God and isn't the same as us", said Mordred. Jeanne looked at Fiore who was still blushing and murmuring," He said... I am cute", Caules seeing her sister's state said," Sister!", she broke out from her trance and said," I am sorry Caules, I was just too surprised".

Chiron said," I am as well, Master I never expected Lord Poseidon to say that you are cute", Astolfo replied," I am surprised as well, how did he didn't find me cute?! I am dressed up all cute!", he pouted making others look at him weirdly, but most troubled was Jeanne, she felt something she hadn't ever, jealousy and as a Saint, she shouldn't have felt it.

' Why do I feel angry at this girl? It's like she has taken something precious for me, is this what they call Jealousy?', Jeanne thought troubled, but soon she resolved it, it would take much more than that to even make her feel jealousy even at the level of a normal person

To be continued...

(Author's Note: For those who are wondering why Poseidon did that, then I can only say you have a bad memory, please do remember Poseidon's and Deepak's soul fused in the ratio of 4 to 6, thus there are many habits of Deepak still persisting in the New Poseidon from him,one of which is his liking for cute things, so you might often see him commenting things that he find cute, well cute.)