Chapter 17 T Posing To Godhood

"How long till we arrive?" A man asked in a conical staw hat. He had long flowing black hair, and looked to be about 16 years of age. "We should be there in another month or so." An old man in pure white robes replied.

These 2 people although seemingly mortals, were high level cultivators who could topple heaven and earth, they could even make raging feminists see the light.

"I don't see why we have to go to that shitty run down kingdom anyway, that prophecy is probably just full of garbage." The man in the conical hat complained. Hearing this the older man's gaze frosted over.

"Clearly you're too young so you don't understand, but the prophecy of the God, the Devil, and the Immortal is very, VERY, serious. If something were to happen to them it could tip the scales of the future by a dramatic degree." The older man explained, as the young man backed off.

"Either way, if worst comes to worst, we'll just kill all 3 of them, that way everything should even out, hopefully they're all safe though, and it won't come to that." The older man said, as suddenly a huge sword made of qi appeared. The two men then proceeded to hop onto the sword of light, flying into the distance.

All of this happened without Long Lei's knowledge, after an entire night of reading fanfictions his clones had completed his masterpiece, "Trials of Love".

"This is sure to nab me some rage points!" Long Lei said to himself as he hopped off of his bed. 'Hmm now that his is completed, I should probably advance my body cultivation, right now I've only reached the Initial Stage of the 5 Titans Technique.' He contemplated as his 10 clones dispersed.

Long Lei then jumped off his bed, before stretching his hands out. 5 lights then shone out of his chest as light gathered at his palms. This was the legendary 5 Titans T Style Qi Collection Technique, as Long Lei liked to call it.

He'd collect Earth Qi from his feet, Fire Qi from his right hand, Water Qi from left hand, Wood Qi from his chest, and Gold Qi from his head. Long Lei obviously didn't invent this, he just followed the manual.

It described that in this way Long Lei would be able to collect an even amount of each Qi, and reach perfect harmony between them. At later stages this could supposedly produce extreme strength.

'Right now advancing my Qi Cultivation is more work than its worth, and I need extra body strength for my next plan.' Long Lei mused as the Qi streamed through his body. By his estimates he would reach the Preliminary Stage within a week, at that point he could probably defeat a Spirit Gathering cultivator with some luck.

Currently Long Lei was only in the Initial Stage of the 5 Titans Technique, and the Stages went as follows. Initial, Preliminary, Intermediate, Advanced, Master, Grand Master, Perfection. Each Stage was at least 10x stronger than the previous one, making the difference between Perfection and Initial obvious.

After a few hours Long Lei stopped his cultivation. "This, its too slow." He said with a pissed off expression. 'I have so much hax, if I use them efficiently I should become God level in no time.' He contemplated while stroking his imaginary beard.

Sadly it would be a long time till his beard grew out, he was still 3 after all. 'I should also think about giving mother and father a cultivation technique, then again, how could I justify it, not to talk about the fact that father just gave me the Thunder Devil technique! Gahhh, sometimes being 3 years old pisses me off.' Long Lei complained to himself before contemplating how to max out his cultivation speed.

'Hmph! I guess I'll just do this even if its cliche and boring!' Long Lei thought to himself before summoning 10 clones. "T Pose Armada!" Long Lei commanded as they all immediately began to stand in a line while utilizing the 5 Titans T Style Qi Collection Technique.

"Hmm wait, does this even work for body cultivation?" He said to himself as he suddenly came to a realization. "Well actually, they seem to be able to collect the 5 Titans Qi, in which case, regardless I should be able to to increase my 5 Titans Battle Qi." He continued along this thought process.

'The only issue then, is that my body will be lacking in strength compared to the amount of 5 Titans Battle Qi I have, of course it will still be stronger, but because of this I'd probably have to rotate the Qi around my body a few times. This is still much more efficient then me doing it by myself though.' Long Lei mused as he watched his clones cultivate.

They hadn't said word since they started cultivating, it wasn't because they had no opinion on that matter, rather, they were too focused on their current cultivation.

'Now that I am thinking about it now, I am kinda shit in everything but my cultivation. I am like a maxed level player with no skill. I guess after I become the strongest here, and secure the Heaven Breaking Sect's Position, I should leave to train my actual skills.' He pondered.

Although he personally hated those "go out on adventure with no rhyme or reason arcs" he knew he had to do one so that he could progress his combat skills, or else he'd just be a noob who knew how to button mash.

"Welp I guess while these guys do the work for me, I should go grab a drink, after all its hard work coming up with these brilliant ideas." Long Lei declared before leaving his room to go grab a glass of 7 Heaven's Berry Juice.