Chapter 5 Olympic Consequences

Meanwhile in Olympis Zeus was in a meeting when Hermes rushed in shouting

"Eris has desecrated your temple and statues my king."

Zeus rubs his forehead and asks "what has that insane godess done now?"

She wrote graffiti all over your temple your grace, transformed your statues into lightning breathing chickens in heat trying to have sex with every poor sob that they see

And the worst is the toilets your grace.

The toilets?

It sticks a wooden dildo covered in divine laxatives in the ass of anyone who uses it

so they literally have a stick up there ass.

OK that's bad but how is that worse then the chickens?

Because she cursed the laxatives so you fart flamethrowers and poop goblins out we have a army of poop covered baby goblins freshly birthed screaming there lungs out!

Sigh That mad woman has taken her pranks too far I will have to punish her heavily for this.

But before ether could move they heard Eris scream in panic.

"Was that Eris?"

"Looks like something happened to her let's go see what happened."

30 min and a newly restored Olympis later

Zeus walks into Eris's chamber to see Eris angry shouting every curse in multiple languages.

"What happened Eris?"

"I lost my ability to use magic some god turned my curse back on me."

"Who is this god?"

"I don't know but whoever it is is a magic based one."

"Sigh well this works out anyway as punishment for your crimes against Olympis you are now married to this foreign god and have to do whatever he tell you congrats on your new marriage.

Zeus puts a seal on Eris's other arm that forces her to follow the commands of her new husband."

"But but but"

"Oh and your banished to the mortal realm have fun"

Zeus teleported Eris to Gotham City as close as he can to the energy source of the magical seal.

"Noooooo!"

"Eris screams as she is teleported."