Chapter 70 A Very Open House!

The rest of the school week flew by in a happy calm. My mom and dad have been very excited for this whole weekend. Not only is this year's Open House or Parents-day going to be more family oriented with all of my girls' parents coming, but they will see their new grandchildren this weekend.

     Thanks to it being Friday morning, I am bundled up with Yura right now, not wanting to leave the bed.

     "Hey Motohama, want to skip training this morning and just lay here?"

     "Yup!"

     "Hey Motohama, are you ready to meet all of our parents?"

     "Yup!"

     "Hey Motohama, are you thinking of your escape plans for when Serafall comes?"

     "Double Yup!"

     Yura kissed me with a smile and lay on my chest with a grin, then she said.

     "I think it is better she likes you and Sona too much rather than not at all, so be nice to her, okay?"

     My hands roam her back, as I smile and say.

     "I don't mind her caring for me at all, in fact if feels nice. What I am afraid of is our brother and sister bond changing into something more, for only one of us, so I just think acting like a scared chicken keeps us in a emotionally safe zone. Plus it's more fun for her if she has to chase me down, ha-ha!"

     Yura kissed me with a smile and teased me.

     "So you're really trying to make her happy, I see. It seems my Motohama is a Sis-con, huh?"

     Smack! I smacked her meaty-ass and she laughed at my feeble attempt to scold her, so the morning was spent making-out and not working-out.

     Mom and Dad told all the girls at the breakfast table that they will make their way to all of their rooms to take video and pictures, even Reya and Tomoe who are like sisters. Those two felt touched to be included.

     Kalawarna told me and Sona.

     "Since it's their first time in Kuoh academy, I will be escorting Lord and Lady Sitri around as their guide."

     Sona pushed up her glasses and said flatly.

     "Great, not only is my mother and father coming but also my sister, sigh."

     I throw gas on the fire while it's still hot.

     "Linda, have the maids ready the guest rooms for guests tonight, I have a feeling it will be lively tonight, ha-ha."

     Linda bows and says.

     "We will be ready, Young Master!"

     Sona, hearing my words, looks worried. So I sell out my wife.

     "I know Friday is your night, but I can let Serafall have you for one night wife, ha-ha!"

     Sona pinched my side and said seriously.

     "You will not abandon your helpless wife, understand?!"

     "Yes Dear!"

     After the table enjoyed the morning comedy, it was time for us all to leave...

     Standing at the front gates on this Open House Friday is me talking with the other lame-ass Perverted Horseman. Mat said while crying.

     "Damn it, both my mom and dad are coming today."

     Issei got light in his eyes and asked.

     "Wait, MILF Tanaka is coming today? Hot damn!"

     "Fuck you Issei, stop flirting with my mother!"

     Saji asks in anticipation.

     "Wait, is Matsuda's mom hot?!"

     I throw some gas on this fire too.

     "She is 34 years old and a true MILF. Issei and I grew up wanting to marry her, sadly she has not divorced his father yet, sigh..."

     "Brosiff, I thought you gave up on my mom?! Don't tell me you are still trying?"

     I shake my head no and grin.

     "I am already married to the best MILF ever, he-he!"

     All three...

     """WHAT?!"""

     "Yeah and I don't mess with married women unless they are married to me, ha-ha!"

     Whistle! All three of them whistle like they are not in the same red-boat.

     "Well go to class guys, the parents are coming."

     Then the four of us turned our heads to see the long-white-limo pull up and out came Devils we all knew too well.

     Rias, Ravel, Riser, and Yubelluna.

     Rias looks dead inside, probably due to her family and Risers family are all going to be here today. It seems Riser intends on staying for the Open House too? Ravel sees me and the other [Four Horsemen of the Perv-apocalypse], trotted over with Yubelluna in tow, sigh.

     "Greetings Knight Sitri, will your family be coming as well?"

     Yes, ever since I had become a Middle Ranked Knight in the Underworld, her eyes sparkle at me like a hero, nope!

     "Indeed they are Lady Phenex, and I hear your parents are showing as well, this is surprising."

     In my dream life the Sitri did show, but not in the anime or LN. But never has the Phenex parents ever stepped foot in the human world till Lady Phenex offered her daughter to Issei to marry. So them being here is both surprising and not at the same time.

     "With myself, my brother, and sister-in-law, they would not miss it for the Underworld."

     "Greetings Riser's Queen, so you were dragged along as well, ha-ha."

     The other three horsemen are glued to her overly developed body in her purple lady-suit like a secretary.

     "No, it is my honor to be here."

     Rias and Riser arm in arm come up to the six of us and Riser spouts.

     "Riser, had to come and support his bride. We of the Gremory clan are very tight after-all, right Pawns of Riser's wife?"

     The three fakers nod their heads obediently, while thinking of their times with his wife, snicker, then I add.

     "Plus Sirzechs will be here and if you were not..."

     I just shrug at his eye-twitch. Yeah he is here to brown-nose for his Phenex clan.

     "Nooo, Riser is here for Rias not her brother, have a good day..."

     He then walks off with his group and my three pervert friends following behind to stare at Yubelluna's ass, well she is hot.

     Momo and Sona come to my side and Sona asks.

     "Why do you two always take jabs like children?"

     I start holding up my fingers as I make my unreasonable points.

     "First, Dragons and Phoenixes don't get along. Second, I can't stand his 3rd person speech. And third, I can't stand his 3rd person speech!"

     Momo giggles at my points, and Sona just looks at me funny, but she two hates how he talks.

     "Go to class now, no point worrying about truant students with all the parents coming. Sigh, If only I could hide."

     Momo and I held hands going into the school.....

     Then it was time for the English class with the substitute art teacher. I wonder how this will be different in the timeline now?

     Fuck, my parents are not even in my class, sigh. And Issei made the Asia statue, while Matsuda made a Koneko, and by the blush on Asia it must be close to their Rook, for real? Is Matsuda and Koneko a thing?

     And what did I make? Yasaka in her Nine-Tailed priestess mode, but not naked, but in a shrine maiden outfit.

     Mofu Mofu! Yeah my pat-pat hands memorized her fox ears and tails, giggle! I think if Issei was fixated with boobs, I am fixated with hot-sexy Mofu Mofu girls, like Yasaka, and Kuroka.

     After the nudes got the attention, the class turned their attention to my Kitsune statue and many were surprised I did not do a nude one as well. Murayama said to me.

     "Why a fantasy woman? You could have done one of me?"

     "Well I have not seen-, I meant I have not studied your form to do it justice, cough."

     Fuck who am I kidding, I have seen her naked body for  a year and a half in this life let alone the time in my dream life.

     Honestly, I wish I was like one of those Pokemon main characters that could just put my seed in them all, but reality bites. Murayama is a great human girl, but I just can't love her. And having a one night stand with her is cruel to both of us, sigh. I hate having some morals.

     Katase said in my ear.

     "Wow, make a statue of me too, Motohama, fufu!"

     I just roll my eyes at the two loves-struck humans.

     After class, I decided to break the canon again, and I will avoid the Gym where Serafall is going to do her cosplay shoot! I am smart, he-he!

     I was in the second floor class area, and decided it had been long enough for that event to take place, so it was time to go meet my family. But...

     Sona came up the stairs from the ground floor in tears like she was running from her nemesis! My Spidey-Sense told me to abandon my wife in her time of need, due to a disturbance in the Force!

     As Sona was going to keep running straight she looked over and saw me standing there in confusion, and a light of hope returned in her-eyes. Sona then turned down to my end of the hall and I opened my arms to hold her, but...

    She smirked at me, and ran around me, then around another corner to escape from...

     "So-tan! Come to your sister, don't be like that or I will cry! Oh! Moto-tan it's you, yay!"

     My Spidey-Sense is never wrong, damn! But my feet are glued to the floor in shock of Sona using me as bait! What did she tell me earlier?

     Serafall stood in-front of me, who is a petrified-statue at this moment, and she spins in place transforming into her Magical Girls outfit!

     Yeah, she was in her iconic black-suit just a moment ago but now, she is full on transforming in front of me. Honestly if I was not afraid of my Pink-Line growing with her, I would be happy seeing this!

     "Maru-Maru, let the love shine through! I am here to save love, friendship, and protect the world! I am Miracle☆Levia-tan!"

     She then does a victory or peace-sign on her eye, then winks! So my hands betray me and I...

     Clap Clap Clap! I am cutting you traitorous hands off later! Fuck I can almost imagin my pink-line growing with every fucking clap! No stop smiling at me Serafall!

     "Moto-tan, are you happy to see your sister?!"

     "Um? Yes I am, and oh, Sona went that way, he-he!"

     Squish! Serafall hugs me and her amazing breasts squish into my chest hard.

     Serafall is no Loli, even though she gets classified as one, due to her being 5 feet 3 inches tall, two inches shorter than me and Sona. But her cuteness puts her in as an honorary member of the Loli Club.

     "No, I don't have to chase down So-tan anymore because I have captured Moto-tan, and you're the real weakness, he-he. Oh can I stay overnight with you guys? Sona wouldn't answer me before, pleeeeeease?"

     Not letting me go, she upturned her pink-eyes and I can't say no, right? Oh, wait, it's revenge time!

     "Sure, but only if you sleep with Sona tonight, he-he!"

     Her smile grew wide thinking of girl's night with So-tan, I am a dick, good thing we have our own bedrooms, he-he!

     "You're my favorite brother Moto-tan, ha-ha! Oh..."

     She did not let go, but held me tighter and told me in her serious Devil King mode.

     "You did a great job wrecking that Leader Class Fallen Angel, but... You knew he was there and did not call me for help. If you or Sona would have gotten hurt, I would be very upset, you know?!"

     I actually like her serious side more than her cute side, well I am strange, but the cute side is fake after-all, but this serious Serafall is more my type. So I warmly smile at her and tell her.

     "Thank you Serafall. Knowing you care is heartwarming, but I promise I had that under-control. But I will need you at the next Summit, okay."

     Serafall, a very smart older woman could read between the lines and knew a major fight would break out, but she nodded to my words, then her Miracle☆Levia-tan mode covers her personality as she tells me.

     "Come with me my hostage-brother, let's go find that naughty wife of yours, she totally abandoned her comrade, how should we punish my naughty sister? Oh let's tie her up like a rolled-dumpling and use her as a hug-pillow together!"

     As I am being pulled downstairs to the gathered family, I protest!

     "No, No, I said sleep with Sona, not me! I am a man, and it's not right, trust me!"

     She pointed her magic-wand at me and said. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!

     "Oh, I trust you, but my Glitter-Wand can fix a naughty little brother, Ufufu!"

     FUCK ME!