I'm a typical nobody, who some would call a little cuckoo in the head but I digress.
Right now I'm in front of a literal ROB who by appearance is a jackass-
"Oi! You know I can read your mind, right? And do I really look like a jackass?"
"You think I care? And yes, you do! For fuck sake couldn't you choose something besides the gigachad appearance? Totally unrealistic and too overrated-!"
ROBs expression darkened at the young man's potty mouth... "Fine is this better?"
*Snap* A big-breasted woman appeared but... "Tch! That's unrealistic too! No woman I know has useless sack of fat that big! And it just makes you look ugly since the proportions are all wrong!"
I shook my head sneering... ROBs expression got even darker... "Fuck! Fine..." *Snap* A regular proportional girl appeared... I nod my head in approval...
"Finally! Now, this is realistic! Let's get into the isekai experience!" The ROB felt like crying after being ruthlessly body shamed. But she knew she could get an awful lot of entertainment by sending the asshole to other worlds...
"Ah hum... So first off you gotta spin the wheel for a random power!" As expected of ROBs using the infamous gacha wheel to bring dread to the user because they take pleasure in others' suffering...
"Ok." Walking up to the gigantic wheel I pull the lever... The eerie *Ding-Ding-Ding* Reverberated causing me to raise an eyebrow while watching it... The wheel started slowing down before stopping at terrakinesis... With no change in expression, I look at the ROB... "What's next?"
"I'll send you to a world of fiction from your past world..."
"Which world?"
"I can't say it'll ruin the surprise!" Of course, the ROB wouldn't say they're sadistic assholes...
The ROB appeared annoyed at my musing but I couldn't give a fuck... "Send me..."
As the ROB was going to snap her fingers a smirk appeared promising nothing but trouble... Which considering it's a ROB I wouldn't put it past her...
"Just a reminder ROB if you do something I don't like I'll come back for revenge..." The ROB actually had a delighted expression...'Yes, entertain me more!' *Snap*
...
A young girl with pale white skin and white hair in a layered wavy bob cut awoke trembling in anger...
'No no no! This cant be! That accursed ROB transmigrated me into DxD... And as a fucking girl no less!'
"Fuck!!" While the voice was cute the former young man now a girl felt rage... Rage at the absurdity of it all... Rage at the ROB... Rage for coming to what she considered a dirty hentai... Rage!
*Tremble* A 2.3 earthquake was felt by the residents that lived by the girl... "Fuck you ROB, I will get my revenge and you will regret it!"
Taking a deep breath she started to assess the situation... 'Ok... It's not beyond manageable... I can do this... And who knows I may enjoy being a girl...'
Sighing she realizes that ROBs are truly sadistic but maybe just maybe she can rise above the situation...
"Imouto-chan are you swearing again?!" Maybe not... "Yes, oneesan!" A sigh was heard by the girl's sister... "No man will want you if you keep swearing!"
"What if I don't want a man? Hmph!" The words naturally flowed out of her mouth making her stiffen in shock... 'I didn't even think of saying this... Maybe I'm more of Hikari than I thought?'
"There you go being blunt again... Since when has my cute imouto-chan become a vulgar beast?!" Hikari heard the footsteps leaving her area causing her to 'regain control' of her body...
Hikari felt scared for the first time in a long time... Is she truly her past self, Jack anymore? Or is she a mix of both? Naturally, it added more things for Hikari to be mad at the ROB for...
'Enough of that! I must focus on reviewing my memories first...' The world of DxD apparently in the mundane world isn't much different than her past world during 2008.
The only difference of course is the supernatural side... Hikari also realized 'special accidents' That would happen when she was distressed or angry.
The 'special accidents' is when her terrakinesis would unknowingly activate and would be mistaken as minor earthquakes but she knew better now... 'I can work with this!' Hikari grinned already realizing the potential of her power...