Chapter 9

Sitting there in a comfortable chair in one of the Gringotts back offices, Dudley can't help but be amazed. After all, he had nothing to do with this… any of this really. Though, he supposed it could be argued that it was a direct result of his actions, at the end of the day. Still, he'd been so focused on things at Hogwarts these past few months. What was happening now… it was all his mom.

When Dudley had arrived back home for Christmas Break, only to have his mother inform him that the two of them along with Lily had an appointment at Gringotts the very next morning, Dudley hadn't been sure what to think. Now he knew better though. Now he knew that any intelligence he had; he'd gotten from his mother. As it turned out, all Petunia needed to really shine was the motivation provided by his having magic and Harry being magic-less.

While Dudley was spending his first few months at Hogwarts, Petunia Dursley was working behind the scenes with Griphook, the goblin in charge of the Potter Accounts. Apparently, Gringotts had rules about these sorts of things. Mostly rules handed down by the wizards in the Ministry of Magic, but still rules that they were happy to follow, nonetheless.

Namely, a squib could not inherit from a Most Ancient and Noble House. Which meant that Harry's lack of magic, made official by his not receiving a Hogwarts Letter, disqualified him to inherit everything his mother and father left behind. Now, technically Lily was still alive and had thus inherited everything her husband left behind when he died.

But of course, Lily wasn't entirely cognizant of her surroundings, and while Harry had a magical guardian, Lily did not, for whatever reason. Honestly, Dudley thought that was pretty big oversight on the part of whoever the fuck was in charge of this stuff, but he wasn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth or question the possibilities this opened up. And neither was his mother, apparently.

Petunia had met with Griphook multiple times over the first few months Dudley had spent at Hogwarts. His accomplishments in his classes were considered binding documentation of HIS ability to cast magic. And while he was technically not related to House Potter by blood in any way, he was Lily's nephew and Harry's cousin.

As Lady Potter, technically the last living magical Potter, it all fell upon Lily. As such, through a whole lot of legalese that Dudley wasn't even going to try to wrap his head around, even with his adult mind in a child's body… Petunia and Griphook had managed to start up a Dursley Vault, right under everyone's noses. It boggled the mind, truth be told… but at the same time, it was absolutely stupendous, in Dudley's opinion.

His mother had managed to play on the goblin's greed and filched the Potter's fortune out from under them. With this one last meeting and a couple of signatures from the parties involved, everything would be properly finalized. By the end of today, as much as it blew Dudley's mind to think about it, everything currently in the Potter Vault was to be transferred to the new Dursley Vault, down on the same floor.

Apparently, it was a matter of not just prestige, but security too. The more you had in your vault, the deeper a vault you ranked with Gringotts. The deeper your vault was, the better protected it was from theft. Regardless, what this meant was that every galleon, sickle, and knut in the Potter Vault was moved over to the newly minted Dursley Vault.

Every property deed and every business title that the Potters had been slowly accruing more income off of over the centuries was likewise now kept in the Dursley Vault for 'safekeeping'. All of the money that went into the Potter Vault each month from said properties would instead go into the new Dursley Vault instead, as apparently income from businesses, real estate, and patents was always sent to the vault where the paperwork was stored.

Meanwhile, the Potter Vault was being shuttered, and the Potter Account was being amended. From now on, it would be called the Evans Account, as Petunia's guardianship over Lily allowed her to dissolve the red head's marriage on her behalf, causing Lily to revert to her maiden name of Evans, once all was said and done and the business between the Dursley and Potter Accounts was concluded.

The new Evans Account was attached to a very modest surface vault, and now had one galleon, seventeen sickles, and four hundred and ninety three knuts in it. A small fortune for a muggleborn account, Griphook had assured them with a wicked grin on his face.

At the end of the day, the reason Dudley had to be here for the end of this all was because of his mother's lack of magic. Basically, the Dursley Vault belonged to HIM… though he had of course been happy to give his mom access to it. If he couldn't trust his own mother, who could he trust? And the fact that Petunia had done all of this in this timeline but not the last made it abundantly clear that she did this for HIM.

That was the only changing variable, after all. In the previous timeline, Dudley hadn't had magic. Now, he had magic and his mom had spent months effectively stealing his cousin and aunt's fortune away from them so that he could have it instead. So yeah, Dudley was grateful to say the least. He and his mom were rich now, and that… that was pretty fucking cool.

Of course, there was one small hang up, besides the fact that Dudley needed to be in attendance in order to provide a magical touch to everything so that it was legitimate. Namely, Lily also had to be present, not just to sign where she was told to sign, but also to make sure she wasn't… compromised by Dark Magic of any sort.

Which… she was, so Dudley had to admit, he was a little nervous. But it wasn't HIS or his mother's Dark Magic, it was the Dark Lord. Whatever that evil wizard had done to Lily that night, it'd left her in this state. Griphook had assured both of them that Lily's previous 'accident' was well-documented by St. Mungo's, the records of which Gringotts of course had access to. That would be taken into account, when they did their examination of Lily.

As such, his voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous aunt was currently standing in the middle of the office, completely naked after he'd ordered her to strip for the goblins surrounding her. With a vacant, vapid smile on her face, Dudley gave it pretty good odds that she wasn't even fully aware of her surroundings, or even all that concerned about her nudity. She certainly wasn't trying to cover up or anything like that as the goblins leered at her.

… Hm, did goblins get off on naked human women? Actually, Dudley didn't think he'd seen a GOBLIN woman at all so far. Did they exist? How did goblins reproduce? … Did he really want to know? Blinking and shaking his heads of such thoughts, Dudley instead focuses back on the matter at hand.

"How exactly will you be checking for Dark Magic influences, Griphook?"

The goblin in charge of the exceedingly sizable Potter Account and Vault, and now the goblin in charge of the similarly sized Dursley Account and Vault, turns and gives Dudley a wicked grin as a few of his compatriots pull what appear to be long, golden rods out of nowhere.

"We'll be using Probity Probes, of course. Now, normally all you have to do is wave a Probity Probe in front of someone, and it'll detect anything concealed or Dark. But given Ms. Evans'… experiences, we'll have to be a bit more thorough. After all, we already know the obvious. What we'll be checking for is the… hidden. If you have anything to admit to us boy, you might as well do it now."

It's said mostly in jest, and Dudley takes it in jest, chuckling as he relaxes back into his chair, not even slightly worried. Instead, he watches with interest as the goblins step up to Lily with three Probity Probes in hand. The golden rods are about twice the size of the average wand, both in length and in thickness.

At first, they prod at Lily with them, pushing the ends into her flesh at random intervals, from her arms and legs, to her sides and her thighs. Lily gasps and squeaks and squirms a little, a light blush spreading across her vacant face as she moans about them being cold. Dudley snaps his fingers to get Lily's attention and stares her down like an owner with his dog.

"Lily. Heel. Stay still."

And so, Lily does, his addled aunt whimpering but obeying her nephew as the goblins continue their examination. Their Probity Probes move onto more sensitive bits of the naked red head, namely her ass and tits, pushing into her fat butt cheeks and her even fatter breasts. The goblins are all snickering and muttering to themselves in their native tongue as they do this. Dudley is fairly sure he's NOT the butt of this joke… that'd be Lily, and even if he can't understand what they're saying, he can imagine it well enough.

It's probably all disparaging comments about Lily's mental ineptitude, with some insults to her body thrown in. He likes to imagine they're making fun of her milk jugs, or maybe they're calling them her cow udders. Regardless, Dudley is glad he chose to wear a set of his robes today, because if he wasn't, his erection would have been painfully obvious, which would have been embarrassing if either the goblins OR his mother noticed.

Regardless, eventually the Probity Probes continue on towards Lily's orifices. One goblin seems to be fixated on trying to fit the thick nob of his golden rob into Lily's ears and nostrils, much to her discomfort. That never quite worked, the thing was just too big, and she spent the whole time whining and whimpering at it.

The other two Probity Probes go up her cunt and ass though, and that causes Lily to grow even more flustered as her sensitive body reacts to the intimate contact in a sexual manner. Lily grows hornier and hornier as they play with her holes, whining and whimpering and moaning all the while. But she stays in place the entire time, obeying his last command to her until finally Griphook looks over at Dudley and grins.

"We're ready to begin the final phase of the examination. If you could order her to get down on her hands and knees?"

Dudley just grins right back and nods.

"Lily! Down girl!"

Immediately, Lily drops to her knees, opening her mouth and lolling out her tongue expectantly. Dudley doesn't miss the glance his mother shoots him, but he's too focused on what he's witnessing to pay her any mind at the moment. The goblins waste no time in pushing Lily forward onto her hands as well… and then they waste no time in penetrating every hole large enough to take a Probity Probe.

Mouth, ass, and cunt, the three goblin 'technicians' proceed to drive the golden rods in and out of Lily with an evil sort of glee, seeming to quite enjoy the task before them. Honestly, it gets to the point that Dudley is seriously starting to think the little gremlins are getting off on it. He's surprised they don't use their cocks instead, but maybe they're keeping up appearances for him and his mother. Or maybe goblins don't have cocks?

God, why did his mind keep going to weird fucking questions about goblins? Forcing himself to change tracks, Dudley instead focuses all of his attention on his aunt's debasement. Lily is certainly enjoying herself… and visibly so, with her pussy beginning to squirt as she squeals around the Probity Probe in her mouth, eyes rolling back in her head as the pleasure finally makes her tip over the edge.

… She cums at least five times before the goblins are 'done'. By the time they pull out of her holes, it becomes clear that the Probity Probes were what was holding Lily up on her hands and knees, because his naked aunt slumps face down on the floor, splayed out with her limbs akimbo as she pants and mewls in a puddle of her own pussy juices.

As Griphook turns back to him, still grinning lecherously, Dudley shrugs his shoulders with a cocked eyebrow and a dry tone.

"Sorry about the mess. My aunt can be quite… messy."

"Haha! I like you, wizard! And I can't say that about most of your kind. Heh, you don't have to worry about the mess… and as for the examination, I don't think we found anything, did we boys?!"

"Nah, bitch is clean."

"Hah, she's dirty as sin! But she ain't being controlled by the boy or his mother."

"Agreed."

And with that, it's done. As Dudley goes to help his aunt get to her feet and get dressed, he cops more than one feel along the way. It's only once they're on their way out, as they're heading for the front doors, that Dudley thinks to check in with his mother, see how she's feeling about all of this. He technically hadn't done anything, so he could still explain it all away if she was-

Dudley blinks at the look on his mother's face as they march out of Gringotts and begin making their way home. Far from looking uncomfortable, guilty, or disgusted by what she just witnessed… the expression on Petunia Dursley's face is wholly euphoric. She's never looked happier in Dudley's memory. In fact, he suspects that his mom got off on everything that just happened just as much as he did…

… Well, that certainly put things in perspective.

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