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DragonBall: Only Human

So this used to be a pokemon fan fic but it was dropped so... Since this account hit max stories and im to lazy to create a new account. Its now a different idea. After His Uncle Gohan saved the world from King Piccolo. Einstein the Ox Prince began his training under his Uncle. All the while learning the techniques and training the two other disciples that once trained under Gohans master. The Turtle King Krillin and the Wolf Boxer Yamcha both taught Ein what they learned. Eventually Eins realized despite his long journey through martial arts he was alone. He had no rivals, no enemies, at least.... no human ones So tags may not be completely truthful, I am still debating about writing r-18 chapters for this. Also it might be somewhat edgy according to a second opinion. I'd say it currently chapters 30-50ish are the ones.

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"I AM SO BOOOOORED!"

I threw a ball against the wall and let it bounce back to me. I responded to Cheelai's whine. "You can turn on the monitor there and watch some of the entertainment I downloaded before leaving my home-world."

Cheelai followed suit tapping at the keyboard. "Wow this is organized. What is a soap opera?"

I shrugged, as I speed up throwing my bouncy ball. "A soap opera is a type of drama series. Usually the relationships are over dramatic. I prefer ones from ginger city. They do them right, though I do have ones recorded in west city. Those are more centered around family drama or hospitals."

Cheelai made a noise of affirmation, "What is Time Wars?"

I spun my chair around while I caught and threw my bouncy ball. "A series that is about this rebellion that overthrows this really ugly dude and his empire. It is more appreciated for its Ghost wizards and witch blades."

She looked at me, "Why is it called Time wars then?"

I sighed, "because it takes place during three different time periods and the main characters jump in between them obviously? The cartoons are surprisingly good, but the later movies really diverged from the source material making a lot of people dislike them."

She laughed, "Okay what is, Captain Socks?"

I nodded, "It's not bad, a fantasy series about this guy who crashes lands from a different world. The natives have to come to terms with alien life and the main character develops his personality through hardships orchestrated by a higher power."

Cheelai raised an eyebrow as she turned to me. "What? Like a god?"

I shook my head, "Nah, its actually just the guy's father the entire time."

She shook her head, "Damn, that is some spoilers what if I wanted to watch it?"

I shrugged, "Does it matter?"

Cheelai laughed, "That's true, honestly a really depressing thing about living under the Frieza and his family they get to watch things first. If they don't like it, it doesn't get seen. The show or the people behind it."

I nodded, "What about freelance animators or directors. I would think it would be one of the few real versions of rebellion."

Cheelai gave a shrug much like my own. "You'd think. Except I think most are just to busy for stuff like that. The word civilian is closer to pacifists in the Frieza force than its real definition. Everyone is trying some way to grow so they don't have to suffer under the Might makes right of Frieza Rule. So no freelancer directors or what not unless they can also defend themselves. Which you know?"

I dropped my toy, and got up. "Its a rare thing basically."

She nodded and swiveled around. "What are you doing?"

I raised and eyebrow. "Same thing as always I am training."

Her stare was both confused and distracted at the same time. It seemed Cheelai appreciated my body. I couldn't help it, I begun to laugh. When I stopped I explained exactly what made her so confused as she now looked at me with a bit of annoyance.

"So at a certain point the push ups, sit ups and plenty of spinach. Doesn't work, since as you get stronger you require more and more to make a difference. This works with ki as well. So those that are extremely powerful require more creative or just straining exercise or training."

Cheelai raised an eyebrow. "Said Training includes you floating in circles?"

I shrugged, "Kinda, I'm not actually floating you know. I'm actually simulating gravity enclosing on me and crushing me while spinning. Honestly I am actually rather how surprised how few people don't use telekinesis."

I paused a second before continuing. "Giving you an idea you need a power level of like 200 to simulate telekinesis with ki. After that at 500 you can make it basically telekinesis."

Cheelai nodded, "Telekinesis is the lazy man's arm isn't it?"

I nodded, "Yup, as its used most by the lazy."

Cheelai looked like she wanted to ask me if I could help her get stornger, before thinking otherwise. I blinked actually thinking about it, Cheelai's ki in terms of powerlevel could likely top around 170 or so. If she learned how to manage ki she could easily use telekinesis.

Hmm, actually she is stronger than most humans now that I think about it. Actually unless the human is a skilled fighter....

I blinked in the direction of my notes. Over all my training would be considered done by most people on earth.... I thought about mine and Cheelai's conversation.

I dropped to the ground, and Cheelai asked. "What are you doing now?"

"Writing a book about training, or something like it."

Cheelai sighed, "OH MY GOD! So boring, no one in the galaxy is gonna read your book you know. The-"

"Nah, this is for my home. Did you know you are stronger than almost I'd say 91% of humans? now obviously you didn't, but you get the point."

Cheelai sputtered slightly on her words before speaking. "N-No wonder you wish to stop the Freiza Force. if they find your planet everyone is just dead! I sure hope your Piccolo friend is strong enough to defend it alone like that."

I nodded, Piccolo was stronger now, but if someone like Sadi came? Natural talent and extreme power just may beat him. That was incredibly unlikely though right?

Eh, best not to worry. I am gonna write that book. Hopefully it gets enough humans training or learning martial arts so we wouldn't just be a bunch of ants comparatively.

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"E-Arth, what an awful name."

I was tapped on my shoulder, "I think its called Earth actually. Like Ground or Dirt."

I shook my head, "That's an even worse name. Planet wise though.... It is a bit of a paradise. We set off soon, We will concur Earth in Prince Vegeta's name!"

------So I've been playing Age of wonders 4. Just came out, its real great, eh the only problem is its gonna slow me down writing stuff cause its too fun. Hoped you enjoyed the chapter as usually.------