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Don't pretend, Dao Chief, we know that you can do immortal arts

Master Su Han from the mystical gate traveled through parallel universes, starting off by inheriting a run-down Taoist temple and awakening the "Three Divination a Day" system. Consequently, a fortune-telling live stream exploded in popularity across the internet!

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Borrowing luck

"And even if you didn't perform well in the college entrance exam, you may be dissatisfied, but this has already happened and coming here for fortune-telling won't change anything!"

"Right, is there even a need to ask about such things?"

"Young man, adjust your mindset and give it another shot next year!"

"I think something is not right here. Even with a score that could get into Tsinghua or Peking University, even if you performed poorly, you wouldn't just barely pass the first-tier university cutoff!"

...

The live chat room was bustling with activity!

Zhao Kai said dejectedly, "If it were just failing the college entrance exam, I wouldn't overthink it!"

"But the key point is that after the exam until now, it's been almost two months, and I really feel like I've hit rock bottom with my bad luck!"

"The first thing was that while I was walking in the neighborhood, a neighbor's Siberian Husky out of the blue bit me on the mouth!"

The audience in the live room was slightly stunned!

"No way! A Husky biting someone? My Husky is so goofy, it only knows how to tear up the house!"

"Biting Huskies are few, but it doesn't mean none exist. Any dog might bite; it's not strange at all!"

"It seems like young man, your luck isn't quite right."

"To be honest, seeing a Husky on the road is quite scary, considering their size!"

...

"But that's not the main issue!"

Zhao Kai said, "The most absurd thing was after I was bitten, I went to get a rabies vaccine!"

"Then during the vaccination, the needle broke and the tip got stuck in my flesh. It took an incredible effort for the nurse to finally remove it!"

The audience in the live room instantly fell silent—this young man really did have some bad luck!

"It's not over yet!"

Zhao Kai said with despair, "Just a month ago, when I was out running, I tripped over a pebble and broke my leg!"

"Now, my leg is still in a cast!"

Zhao Kai turned the camera towards his leg, indeed showing his left foot wrapped in plaster and gauze!

"There are many other things too, like getting instant noodles without the seasoning packet, getting fries without ketchup. In short, even drinking cold water gets me in trouble—I'm just extremely unlucky!"

The audience in the live room couldn'

"Reverend, are you saying that my luck has been borrowed?"

Su Han nodded, "That's right, exactly!"

"Can you think carefully, was there anyone in your class whose usual grades were average, but they performed exceptionally well in this college entrance exam?"

Zhao Kai fell silent for a moment, as if he thought of something, and slapped the table fiercely!

"There really was!"

"The girl sitting in front of me, her usual scores were around the first-tier university cutoff, but this time she passed the Tsinghua admission score!"

"She became the biggest dark horse in our school!"

The audience in the live room instantly boiled over!

"Going by this, this young man's grades must have been stolen!"

"Wow, so it's possible to borrow luck? Then if I borrow the luck of dozens of people, wouldn't I be able to win the lottery directly?"

"How do you borrow luck? I want to learn, I want to learn!"

"If this is true, then it's a mortal feud indeed!"

...

"That must be almost certain then!"

Su Han smiled, "Before the college entrance exam, did she take anything personal from you?"

"Because this kind of borrowing luck requires your personal belongings or hair to perform!"

"My fountain pen!"

Zhao Kai said, "I've used it for a long time, and she said after being my desk mate for so long, she was afraid we would see each other less after the exam, and wanted my pen as a keepsake!"

"I thought she had a crush on me, feeling a bit of secret joy, I happily gave her my pen!"

Zhao Kai said indignantly, "I never expected this! She played a dirty trick on me!"

The audience in the live room couldn't help but laugh or cry!

"As expected! Beauty is a curse, that's not wrong!"

"This isn't just beauty being a curse, this is downright malicious!"

"That's too harsh! But how could a high school girl know about these sort of occult practices?"

"Wow, the college entrance exam can determine a person's fate to some extent, this is seriously harmful!"

"Hahaha, the young man thought sweet love was coming, but instead got stabbed in the back!"

...

"She probably learned some Taoist magic from family or relatives, which is why she knew how to borrow luck!"

Su Han said, "Not only has your college entrance exam result been borrowed, but you will continue to be unlucky for the next few months!"

"However, this bad luck will slowly dissipate with time. I think in another month, this bad luck should fade away!"

Zhao Kai said with a pained expression, "Reverend! I can't bear it anymore. If I keep being unlucky for another month, I'm afraid I'll lose my life!"

"A few days ago, I was hobbling downstairs with crutches, and a flower pot from upstairs happened to fall down, only a dozen centimeters away from me!"

"If I had stepped forward, I would have been in the ICU on the spot!"

Su Han smiled calmly, "Don't panic, it's not that serious!"

"This streak of bad luck won't endanger your life!"

Zhao Kai said, "Reverend, I really can't stand this misfortune any longer. Is there any way to eliminate this bad luck for me?"

"That's easy!"

Su Han smiled, "This kind of borrowing luck is just a small magical trick of an occult path, it's nothing significant!"

"Reverend, save me!"

Zhao Kai hurriedly pleaded, "As long as the reverend is willing to help, I'm willing to pay another five thousand yuan as a fee!"

Su Han waved his hand and smiled, "No need for that!"

"Just now, someone looking for their sister offered me five million, and I didn't take it. How could I take your five thousand yuan!"

The audience in the live room praised him one after another!

"The reverend still follows the rules, only taking payment for fortune-telling, nothing else!"

"The reverend speaks well! A gentleman seeks wealth in a proper way!"

"Admire the reverend! Hope I can grab the next fortune bag! Really want to calculate my marriage prospects, already single for twenty years!!"

...

Su Han didn't hide anything and quickly revealed the method!

"Actually, breaking this bad luck is very simple. Let me teach you how to do it!"

"Prepare a bowl that has never been used for food, add glutinous rice and water into the bowl, pluck nine strands of hair from your own head, burn them to ash and add it to the bowl, stir well, and then drink the water. That's it!"