Opposite World
Mazakine: ugh what happened…that was weird…anyways let's go back to Lucifer's arms, him and his dimwitted 🧠 brain…
Lucifer: and I got stranded in this poor town of some sort, I personally think it's an alternative universe or dimension or something…
👾Mazalith🔥: oh, are you sure Samael😏…
Lucifer: where did that come from Mazakine, huh???
👾Mazalith🔥: oh nothing, am just intrigued by your story, tell me more my dear…
Lucifer: are you alright Mazakine, your acting kind of weird today, I mean weirder than you normally are…
👾Mazalith🔥: you imbecile…
Lucifer: what???
👾Mazalith🔥: I mean ugh just continue with your fascinating story…
Lucifer: okay🤨…so there I was….
⏳Flash back to Middle Earth 🌍1888….⌛️
😈Lucifer MorningStar: so where is here supposed to be…
👵Mama Sin: oh hi there stranger, welcome to Middle Earth 🌎 where all your dreams come true but in an unsatisfactory way…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: oh nice to know…
👵Mama Sin: oh and unless I forget you can hook up with all the women in the town if you want…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: seems like my kinda place to be…
👵Mama Sin: but you have to be ready to marry them after you have committed the hideous act of adultery…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: okay I guess I'll pass then…
👵Mama Sin: feel free to purchase anything that your heart desires…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: let me see if they have Pringles in stock…
(😈Lucifer proceeds to walk to the nearest shop)
😈Lucifer MorningStar: um hello, you won't happen to have any Pringles would ya…
🛒Saltine: am sorry…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: you know, the good stuff, come on all Americans love that stuff…
🛒Saltine: Americans???
😈Lucifer MorningStar: oh right I forgot, you haven't been brutally killed and made into slave's yet…
🛒Saltine: I beg your pardon…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: don't worry sis…wait a minute, I wonder what would happen if I…
(Lucifer gains an idea 💡 to time travel 🧭 into the future where there is this Pringles substance and travel back to see what happens if he brings back one of those Pringles to mess with time to witness what happens when an object is sent back in time and how it would impact the future…)
😈Lucifer MorningStar: 🔥Dark Hex🔥
🔥Transfera Dracnomalus Miha🔥
🔥Elartus Galametua🔥
(Flash of lightning ⚡️)
(Gush of winds blowing)
(Dust rising)
(And finally, world warping around him)
⏱It is the year 2017 on Opposite Earth…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: wow, look at all this, dreadful…am sorry but could you verify for me if this is Middle 🌎 Earth 2014…
Nana Addo: naa bro, this is Opposite Earth 2017…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: am sorry what…
Nana Addo: yeah dude…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: I guess I must have reality jumped instead of time jumping…
Nana Addo: hey look man I gotta go so…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: yes, what's your name dude…
Nana Addo: Nana Addo…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: your name is as bad as your receding hair line giving me a high five on the TikTok app…
Nana Addo: Yo look man, I know alright, you don need to rub it in…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: you need to watch out…
Nana Addo: alright I hear ya man whatever…gotta skidadle…(he rides off on his skateboard 🛹)
😈Lucifer MorningStar: right, now where can I get me some M&M's…
(Lucifer walk's right into a food shop which weirdly serves as a comic book 📚 store 🏬 as well)
🛒Vendor Misty: hello and welcome to the place of complete wicked ass food variety shop which doubles as a comic book shop…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: yes, um do you have any Sprite??
🛒Vendor Misty: ugh yes it's right there in front of you sir…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: (grabs it and looks at it surprisingly) 😕um….
🛒Vendor Misty: is there a problem sir…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: um this say's Sprint instead of Sprite…
🛒Vendor Misty: oh ya that's a new brand from Sprite…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: why…
🛒Vendor Misty: It's like Sprite but faster, Sir…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: okay, you got Dr. Pepper…
🛒Vendor Misty: oh we've got Dr. Salt…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: why…why would a drink be salty…
🛒Vendor Misty: um cause of electrolytes…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: cool…cool I get that but um what about Fanta, everybody likes Fanta, you got that…
🛒Vendor Misty: yeah, it's right there we've got Fantaaa!!! Everybody drinks Fantaaa!!!
😈Lucifer MorningStar: ugh why are you saying it like that while screaming…
🛒Vendor Misty: oh it's like Fanta just that Fantaaa!! is more surprising…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: okay, you got Red Bull…
🛒Vendor Misty: we've got Blue Cow…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: how about Mountain Do…
🛒Vendor Misty: naa we've got Mountain Don't…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: how does it even taste like…
🛒Vendor Misty: ugh procrastination…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: you got Fruit Punch…
🛒Vendor Misty: we've got Vegetable Kick…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: you got Hot Dogs…
🛒Vendor Misty: we've got Cold Cat's…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: Cold Cat's!!!! What the 🤬fu🖕🏼k!!! is that and what is this music 🎶 playing in here is that Imagine Dragons…
🛒Vendor Misty: no it's Picture Bird's…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: can I speak to your Manager please…
🛒Vendor Misty: sure…(leave's Lucifer alone to call in the Manager who instantly walk's right out of his office and walks towards Lucifer)
😈Lucifer MorningStar: oh finally…
🛒Manager Man: can I help you Sir…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: look man am just trying to buy some snack's and probably bang a chick at a movie theater so…
🛒Manager Man: oh then why didn't you say so…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: 😩haha😩 oh my dad…
🛒Manager Man: we've got the best movies 🎥, there's Lord of The Bracelets, Fast and Frustrated, you watch anime???
😈Lucifer MorningStar: yeah, I love Attack On Titans…
🛒Manager Man: we've got Defense Of Short People…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: ….Spider Man: Far from Home…
🛒Manager Man: there's Deformed Man: Far from Normal…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: what the hell is that, where is that from…
🛒Manager Man: oh this one from Fatherey…
😈Lucifer MorningStar: who the hell is Fatherey…
🛒Manager Man: oh it's also from Sony it's their parent company…
😈Lucifer MorningStar:😔...I gotta go, thank you for your useless service, I'll go back to my time and enjoy my Infinity War movie…
🛒Manager Man: ugh sir we've got Very Long Battle Movie…
👿Lucifer MorningStar: 🤬mothafucker!!!!!🤬
(With an angry and frustrated Lucifer he immediately casts a re-back Hex to take him back to his time with no opposite stuff ruining his good life…)
⏳Back to current current⏱time…⌛️
Lucifer: and that was it…
Amenadiel: so like you time traveled to an Opposite Dimension then??…
Lucifer: yeah, so boring and driving me nuts, no sex no booze I must have traveled to 🔥Hell🔥 or something…
Amenadiel: yeah right only you would imagine life as just sex and fun…
Jinx: anyways what about you Mazakine, travel anywhere too??…
👾Mazalith🔥: no I mean yes of course I did ugh but maybe next time guy's ugh I've got places to be things to do…bye guys…(A possessed Mazakine leave's the bar)
Amenadiel: do you guys notice anything weird with Mazakine…
Lucifer: naa she's okay…
Jinx: only you would say there's nothing wrong…
Lucifer: aha can we get out of here I'm feeling sexy maxy all of the sudden…
Jinx: really Lucifer, well then I think it's time we hit the hay and got going already…
Amenadiel: okay leave me out of this…(Amenadiel instantly gets disgusted by Jinx and Lucifer's flirting and leaves them be)
Jinx: now it's just the two of us…
Lucifer: what do you suggest we do then….
Jinx: I don't know, we could go play in your bed or mine or everyone else's…(as she kisses Lucifer's lips)
Lucifer: well then, up up and away then…
(Lucifer and Jinx kiss their way straight towards his bedroom and begin to make out intensely, loud sounds and intense moaning could be heard as Lucifer pound's with what his Heavenly Father gave him. Mazakine on the other hand of the spectrum or should I say Mazalith goes to visit an old friend…)
🔥Noah Supreme🔥: I see the mummy has finally risen from it's tombstone 🪦 then…
👾Mazalith🔥: naa, she just finally grew her wings back to be able to fly again…
🔥Noah Supreme🔥: shall we begin…
👾Mazalith🔥: let's bleach this world of their filth…
🔥Noah Supreme🔥: of course…
To be continued…