Xie Shoushan is...LOST

"How am I completely lost! I must end my klutziness now!"

Xie Shoushan begins to scream in anguish as he falls to the ground, beating his fists against the earth.

He is seemingly completely lost and he couldn't remember where he came from.

"If only I was an immortal daoist, then I could just fly on my sword but...WAIT I do not even have a sword! I fought those boars off with....a stick!?"

Xie Shoushan just realizes that he fought off the boars with a stick.

What a strange turn of events!

"You are lost?"

A voice of an angel! Xie Shoushan turned his head to look for the beautiful face of the beautiful voice.

"Xie Shoushan, you are lost."

Not a question anymore, but a statement.

"Wait...who are you! Reveal yourself! How did you say my name, I do not recall telling it to you!"

"Of course you did not. I just know everything. I am an immortal, knowledge comes into my mind with ease."

"So it is!"

Behold, a immortal princess is standing few feet away from Xie Shoushan.

"You are lost? I'll help!"

Xie Shoushan quickly jumps to his polite ways once again and bows.

"You are lost as well, one cannot help another if they both have the same problem."

Xie Shoushan becomes slightly suspicious, how can this woman be so smart! She is not just an immortal she must also be undying and ancient!

"Who are you, don't evade the question"

"Pleasant question....without an answer said."

And...she evaded the question!!!! This woman is a snake with words!

"You are speaking rude thoughts in your head."

Xie Shoushan gets off the ground and stumbles backwards, how does she know this!

"My rank is World Defying God Source Immortal Realm."

Xie Shoushan internally screams, Impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!! She is just lies and trickery, I do not believe her!

"My name is Yuan Zhilan, refer to my name even in your thoughts."

"My apologies, Yuan Zhilan, you seem very smart and kind person. I won't be rude to you in my thoughts or words, excuse my behavior, if you would please?"

"Of course, Xie Shoushan. Take this jade pendent, for luck and for not forgetting."

Takes the pendent hastily but then falls back.

"This is powerful!"

Xie Shoushan's eyes bug out.

"I must refuse it! I am not strong!"

It is Yuan Zhilan's time to turn excited.

"Not strong? Apologies for the inconvenience, I believed you to match my level of strength?"

"I am sorry. Not even close. I am as weak."

Yuan Zhilan brought out a fan and opened it with a flick of her wrist as well as a smile.

"Proof is better off as shown rather than said. If you can beat me I will take you to my cultivation sect, but if I beat you I will take back my jade pendent."

Xie Shoushan smugly smirked in his head. Easy. I am the strongest no matter who you ask, but I must keep that a secret unless someone will find out that I have been reincarnated, but I would enjoy this cultivation sect!

"I accept the challenge, Martial Sister, forgive my impoliteness when I say the following: Xie Shoushan will prevail in this."

Yuan Zhilan faltered for a second, she had never seen Xie Shoushan's smug face. Her cheeks became a rosy hue before she blocked it with a cold slicing attitude.

"Very well, I will see what you have in store. I do not expect much from you. But humor you I must."

Xie Shoushan then realized he had no weapon on hand and began to bow yet again, "Martial Sister... I seem to have lost all my weapons when I fall down here?"

And then Yuan Zhilan saw Xie Shoushan's lazy face as well.

"You are lazy, I can tell ! Fine, take this weak sword I had brought with me to throw away, it is nothing expect rusting metal and rope that will fray at one touch."

"My deepest thanks and gratitude, Martial sister! I will use this weapon with the upmost care!"

They look at each other before launching into the earth shattering fight.