Pre second life

Do you know how weird it was for me to die to my crazy ex and then for this to happen.

ok ok ok they me bring it back to the beginning for you simpletons. I was heading in back to work at about 3:30, late to work by 30 minutes when I saw samantha. The crazy ex I was talking about earlier if you didn't happen to notice. now there is something you oght to know about the relationship between us.

1. I dumped her

2. my mother has a restraining order on her.

now you might be wondering what does this have to do with anything well one smarty-pants, samantha tried to kill her during a Thanksgiving day dinner. At that time we had been dating for three months and I was starting to get uncomfortable around her I was planning to brake up with her and she wanted to marry me. we where sitting down on the couch I had my arm around her.

"hey how come I haven't met your parents yet?" samantha said I jerked back and looked at her trying to think up of an excuse.

and I brilliantly came up with this.

"well my parents invited you to Thanksgiving, if you want to go?" I of course was lying when I said this I mean god woman I've only known you for three months why the hell would I tell my parents about you.

"really! that's nice if them." she said.

oh God how I wished I hadn't of said that.