Miss Archer Wants me to Submit: A Genius Dilemma
["No, no… this isn't right…"]
["I remember the clock at home; it's been running an hour fast today!"]
["So it's actually 1 AM?!"]
["Oh no, I messed up again…"]
["Not my fault; this is all due to my inherited genes…"]
In the hall, the boy in feathered attire was bombarded with various sarcastic thoughts, yet his body appeared relaxed, his expression calm as he turned to the unexpected guest in the mansion, saying nonchalantly, "Big sister, I can see your underwear."
The girl, a spirited heroic spirit with a carefree smile, paused momentarily before dismissing it with a wave of her hand.
["Oh come on, you're my master anyway."]
[Heh~~]
[Go ahead, try not to retract your legs.]
["Oh, so you really are my heroic spirit? I thought the magic circle in the mansion hadn't been triggered, but…"]
Luo Shu appraised the composed, audacious white-haired older sister.
His gaze traveled down first to her two long, toned legs, taut and exuding a sense of fluidity.
Then there was her slender waist wrapped in leather, leading to a remarkably curvy backside.
The description might be too detailed; in short, it was the kind of sight that could keep someone awake at night.
Moving further up…
It was, to put it bluntly, a flat surface.
Luo Shu smacked his lips.
...
Outside, people from around the world were similarly smacking their lips.
"Her figure is so flat."
"Shocking! Is this what a mature lady's breast is supposed to look like?"
"Who reaches the peak at the end of a flat road? Upon seeing the white-haired girl, all aspirations fade away."
"I have a particular fondness for white-haired characters, but…"
"What's wrong with being flat-chested!"
"Hmm, at least she's your servant; isn't it a bit harsh to have such sharp thoughts?"
"Agreed, just say what's on your mind."
"Fuming, this world is rife with oppression against flat chests. What more do you all want from us… forget the old man behind."
...
Yukino trembled with rage.
What's wrong with being flat-chested? Did it eat up your rice?
It's bound to grow bigger someday!
...
[The boy's gaze was too obvious, prompting the white-haired heroic spirit to ask with a dangerously playful smile, "What's wrong? Are you dissatisfied with something?"]
Luo Shu casually averted his gaze, jokingly remarking, "I'm just observing the lines on your palm. You're not a saber, right? I thought with my skills, you'd surely be a Saber (Knight of the Sword)?"
He took the initiative, testing her character.
The relationship between master and servant isn't always one where the master takes the lead.
A contract is a battle; the one who holds the initiative is the true winner.
["Oh?"]
The white-haired older sister smirked knowingly, "You mean the one who can't even get the summoning time right?"
The mysterious heroic spirit seemed to share the same amusement, subtly belittling him.
The two were at a standoff, each probing the other.
["Let's set that aside."]
Luo Shu waved his hand dismissively, "With my abilities, even if I summoned an Assassin (Hidden One), I'd still be able to lift the ultimate champion's cup."
["Oh, it seems I've encountered quite an impressive master."]
The white-haired older sister clapped her hands, her attitude affirming.
To compete for the All-Powerful Cup, one must have confidence, right?
However, her true intentions were not…
["Naturally."]
Luo Shu nodded, as if it were the most obvious thing, then turned to the white-haired older sister.
["So? Are you the one of the three knights?"]
["Oh? What makes you so sure?"] The white-haired sister raised an eyebrow.
["With my talents, I would naturally be one of the three knights."]
Luo Shu stated matter-of-factly: "Isn't it enough that the strongest Saber has already surprised me? I wonder who the lucky one is…
["Forget it, it doesn't matter."]
He quickly shook his head, raising his wrist to reveal a uniquely beautiful crimson sigil on the back of his hand.
["With the strongest master and any one of the three knights, we have already lifted the champion's trophy. So you must be…"]
...
People were quick to comment.
"What a self-absorbed guy."
"I've never seen someone so arrogant."
"Wake up, you're the first master to make a public appearance, and you want to set up flags? In ensemble films, you're usually the first to die."
"Didn't you confirm through insider information that a three-knight summon was a guaranteed outcome before you began summoning?"
"Playing a flashy girl game…"
...
"Luo-kun is so confident; he must have a plan."
Even though the comments were muted, Gowei shouted back defiantly.
...
[The white-haired servant applauded, looking at Luo Shu with approval, and finally said, "Archer, Knight of the Bow."]
["And?"]
Luo Shu raised an eyebrow.
"Lady Archer wants me to bow my head. What a genius..."
[Heroic Spirits are those who have made great contributions to humanity throughout history. After death, their souls are elevated, and their abilities are determined by their past experiences.]
Naturally, this was what he wanted to ask.
"Sorry, I've lost my memory."
The white-haired woman raised her hands in a gesture of surrender, a bright smile on her face. "Thanks to someone's incomplete summoning, my memories and thoughts are all jumbled up. I can't even remember my name or origins."
Although she didn't say it outright, Luo Shu understood her implication perfectly.
Her speech was impeccable, leaving no vulnerabilities... What an interesting woman.
Luo Shu smiled playfully. "Well, let's just go with that."
"I used quite a bit of magic to summon you, and now I'm a bit hungry... Archer, cooking should be a breeze for you, right?"
"Of course, Master! Just be ready for your stomach to take it all in~."
The white-haired woman chuckled, her tone slightly teasing, and confidently headed to the kitchen.
She seemed completely at ease with her surroundings.
Watching this, Luo Shu rested his thumb on his chin, deep in thought.
Before long, the sounds of cooking filled the kitchen, and an enticing aroma wafted through the air.
Soon, a steaming bowl of Tonkotsu ramen was placed on the dining table, its fragrance captivating.
"Not bad at all."
Luo Shu raised an eyebrow, his smile bright and boyish, his gaze filled with approval.
After tasting a bite and feeling the flavors bloom on his palate, the boy's smile deepened with satisfaction.
The food made by his own Servant struck a chord with Luo Shu's heart, reminiscent of a long-time wife who knew his tastes inside out.
"You're being a bit shameless…"
"I'm glad you like it, Master."
The white-haired woman laughed casually, lounging on the sofa like she owned the place.
"Archer."
"Hmm?"
"Let's tidy up the house together later."
"...Alright."
She answered with a faint smile, gazing at the ceiling, a hint of nostalgia in her eyes.
Gradually, the scene faded until it disappeared.
The focus shifted to another group of Servants.
---
"What a surreal scene..."
In the realm of the sky, Sato Kazuma scratched his head.
Isn't it supposed to summon the most compatible Servant without a Holy Relic?
The newcomer and the Master were clearly a perfect match, neither willing to back down.
"I can feel it...!"
Kasano Okauta's eyes sparkled, her joy barely contained.
Ideas for her new work flowed endlessly, and she had even thought of a title.
How about...
"Lady Archer Wants Me to Bow My Head: A Mage's Holy Grail Mind Battle!"
"Luo-kun is still as charmingly irreverent as ever."
Hoshino Ai watched the scene with delight, her admiration evident in her eyes.
Since their last meeting at Makuhari Seaside Park, she had been thinking of the dashing and mysterious Luo-kun, but had no way to contact him.
Now that she could see him from a parallel world, she was genuinely thrilled.
Amidst the laughter and cheer, new scenes began to unfold.
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