Fighting is fun!

"uuuuggghhhh..." dan while laid on the floor with his hands on his head

"this feels like hung over times 10! aaarrrgghh!! man! what the heck! i feel like dying again!"- dan while rolling on the floor like a b*tch whining here and there

"alright! system! why is this happening?!"- Dan suddenly standing up shouting while facing upwards

=ding!

[host body and soul is trying to acclimate and synchronized to this worlds laws because you're not born in this world through natural mean, it is required for you to adapt, if not, you'll be rejected by the world, rejected, meaning erasing your existance]

"f*ck it! aarrgghh! how long will this take?!"-Dan gritting his teeth

[A few hours depending on the host]

"can't i just use something from the system?!"- Dan

=ding!

[Sorry host, but it's not possible, you have to suffer. this is just a drop of water compared to the ocean you're going to experience from now on.]

as Dan continues to whine about the pain, some group of black robe people is starting to group up in front of the shop he is in. All of them carrying a two handed bone scythe and if you look into they're eyes you'll only see two red bright light while emitting some eerie smoke out of it.

one of the black robed guys kicked the door open then came inside fast while swinging the scythe towards Dan same goes for the other 5 that got in but not more because of the limited space inside the shop. Dan saw them attacking him with a scythe while he's currently feeling pained all over and more importantly he's unarmed and naked although just the top part, dodging the first scythe horizontaly slashing towards him with a swift leap forward while his head is tuck downwards. making a side step to avoid the second scythe swinging down at him then doing a back flip to dodge the third scythe sweeping from below while reaching for his beloved guns ebony&ivory that is currently hanging on the ceiling fan. Getting the guns, he quickly pointed it to his attackers and pulled the trigger, two guns, two targets, two bullets, one hitting the forehead of the first target the other hit the scythe that's coming at him mid air fending the slash , doing a ricochet hitting the neck of the last foe. landing on the floor unstably because of the sudden surge of the forgotten pain all over his body, making a come back as if saying 'i'm here with you bro' making Dan shout "F*CK!" and then pointed the right gun to his left and the left gun to his right firing another round of bullets to the two nearest targets hitting their chest part but they're still standing only pausing for a moment from the impact of the bullets. Changing targets, twisting his waist abit side ways opening his crossed arms wide, pointing the two guns to two new targets, firing 5 rounds at their chest part making the black robed guys step back two times. Dan, getting a tingly feeling on his back rolls forward while keeping the guns on its holster on his back, making his way towards his trusty sword the rebellion which is placed atop a table with a single slice of pizza on the center. getting on the side of the table, he quickly took the pizza then docked to evade the horizontal slash of a scythe going for his head, reaching for the rebellion with one hand while the other holds the pizza to his mouth, chewing faster than usual, he countered with a swing of his sword diagonaly, from being placed on the table passing through the enemy's head then getting put on Dan's back, that's the swords trajectory making Dan look like he spinned. Dan, pausing for a few seconds finishing the pizza in hand, quickly took the sword on his back slashing towards the enemy in front of him but gets blocked by the foe making them see face to face, now Dan is seeing the enemy and it sure is not human. it looks like a skeleton inside that black robe with red bright light shining as it's eyes.

"so the story starts from now, better finish this now i guess, system? don't i have some kind of beginner's pack or something?"-Dan truly ignored the pain

=ding!

[Congratulations! host has gained the passive skill pain tolerance lv5]

=ding!

[congratulations host, for pointing something obvious! you can check your inventory for it. suggesting you open it now host so you'll have additional skills]

"D*mn! this sarcastic prick! alright! open it! the hell! this fights gonna be fun! my instinct screams like hell! and the adrenaline goes so high! hoooooo!!" - Dan getting excited

=ding!

[starter pack opened! congratulations host! you got the following:

<techniques for rebellion>

stinger - rushes forward quickly with a stab

hundred stabs - stabs many times at quick speed for 2 seconds, depends on base stats how many but maximum is a hundred

launch - sends the enemy upwards by a slash from below vertically upwards

cleave - slashes vertically downwards with all your might

Raze - slashes horizontally with all you strength to deal a wide range of damage

charged shot - charges ebony&ivory for a more powerful shot with a knockback effect

<items>

green star x5 - healing effect, good use in critical situations

holy water x1 - deal huge damage agains devils

Red orb x1000 - system currency]

=ding!

[does host want to learn the techniques now or later? just a kind reminder, it'll be a little painful]

"learn it! quick! hahaha! i want to do some cool combos!"- Dan

=ding!

[processing... finished]

"aaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!!!!! F*CK!! D*MN!! SH*T!! DIE!!! THIS IS 'A LITTLE PAIN'??!!!" - Dan holding his head again because of the head ache

=ding!

[host soul is a little weak because of the reincarnation and adaptation, so you're very sensitive and will feel pain with every little thing cause you're weak! weakling!]

"D*mn you! tsk! i'm definitely getting back at you! i'm definitely getting stronger!! hhhoooooo!!!" - said Dan when the pain is gone

=ding!

[congratulations host! you have been given a limited offer of VIP STARTER PACK as the name suggests it's luxury so it'll be expensive! but! don't worry you have a discount of 50%! the price of the pack is 500,000 red orb!]

"What the heck!! you wouldn't be able to trick me system! i'm still angry at you! i'm definitely not tempted! f*ck! i wanna buy that!! aaarrrgghh!! no! i'm definitely not going for pay to win!" - Dan while having a very constipated like expression

=ding!

[REMINDER: VIP STARTER PACK available for 30days, 0hrs, 0mins., 23s

50% DISCOUNT available for 10days, 0hrs, 0mins., 23s]

'hahaha!! i still have some time! i'm definitely buying that! it's not because i like limited offers or discounts! it's because i need it! yeah! that's right! hehe!' thought Dan who's making a disgusting and scary r*pe face

"ok! system! show status!" - Dan shouting while lifting his hand forward like doing magic, so idiotic

=ding!

[status!

name: Dan

age: 20

Race: nephilim

bloodline: half devil, half angel

attributes:

str: 20

agi: 20

dex: 20

vit: 20

Special attributes:

Charm: 50

Charisma: 50

Luck: 50

traits:

Angel's constitution

Devil's regeneration

Angel's charm

Devil's charisma

Angel's luck

Devil's luck

techniques:

stinger

hundred stabs

launch

cleave

raze

system analysis:

honestly, trash. sophisticaly, a good start]

"good! let's continue! i mean, this guests can't wait anymore!" - Dan while taking rebellion, holding it with one hand

Dan gets in a stabbing stance again then launches forward fast, stabbing the nearest foe then launching the enemy mid air to be slashed downwards making the enemy finally die after, rolling side ways to dodge two scythes going down at him in his back. Standing up from the roll taking the stabbing stance again, rushes towards the enemy with a powerful stab damaging two enemies at once like being skewed in a barbeque stick then stabs again and again for 2 seconds doing a total of 10 stabs backing it up with a horizontal sweep killing the two.

slashing diagonaly, spinning to his back to parry the enemy's scythe, knocking it a few steps away then doing three slash normal combo (diagonal slash downward, then diagonal upward finishing with a vertical downward) on the enemy in his side to stop it's attack then doing a launch attack killing it. Stinging the only enemy left followed by a cleave to finish it off.

"hooo!! finally! quite intense i say! haha! if only i had a back ground music then it'll be so badass! man! i'm so cool! hehe!" - Dan

=ding!

[congratulations host! you leveled up! current level - 3! but it only means your enemies too got stronger! the world will automatically balance things out so you won't to have an overpowering experience soon enough, unless you get a huge power up that the world can't keep up to you!]

"d*mn! is the world sentient? does it have will? like in those cultivation novels?!" - Dan

[host is incorrect. because a defective world only moves on its instinct like a pre-ordered protocols where the concern is doing things so the world doesn't collapse and you being here just stabilizes the world but it'll still be defective and continue its merging with other worlds]

"oh! okay then! also what's the time before the first merge of worlds? will i be affected and also the environment?" - Dan

[a week from now! more or less by a little bit. the whole of the two worlds and its inhabitants will be affected but the inhabitants won't really notice it and when it's finished, the people will think of the changes as being normal like it was always there and they just didn't notice it before]

while Dan is considering and building his plans, an earthquake was felt and of course he felt it too because he's too close to the epicenter of it.

"man, is it the tower already?? or just some kinda explosion from something? well, no point in thinking! i'll just see it for my self! haha!" - Dan

[host definitely must go outside and see, because it's an enemy. It's making trouble and the explosion is just some aftermath of it's doing]

"alright! let's have fun fighting devils!! wooohhooo!! wait! why aren't you dinging, you sarcastic system?!!" - Dan

[Aren't you sick of it already?! because if your not, then i am! it's f*cking obvious, captain obvious! it's because i got tired of it! but if you want more i'm gonna be dinging you out until you get crazy! want it?!! want a piece of me, you sh*t?!]

"woahh?!! the hell are you cursing at me??!! and don't go dinging on me man! come on! that's sick!" - Dan

[well, i just tried it! and it feels refreshing when i cuss at you, so i'm definitely doing it again for fun and stress relief! haha!]

"is it just me or are you like, learning and adapting with me?" - dan

[of course i'm learning and adapting, you dipsh*t! i'm f*cking created by god, dude!! and also, you haven't named me yet f*cker!]

"oh! sorry 'bout that man! but, can't you, like, stop adding a cuss in every setence you say? make it every other sentence or more man! or it'll be so annoying and stressing! not only for me dude! it's for you too! you'll get tired of it fast man!" - Dan

[Alright! so, what's my name? quick!]

"hmmmm... how about Em? from syst'em', pronounced like the letter 'M'. Good right? haha! be grateful to this lord as i am very good at naming! hehe!" - Dan

[seriously?! you sh*thole! it's mediocre! but okay! I accept! i know that your just a f*cking dwib and lamesh*t that's why i'll pity you and accept it!]

"Alright Em! stop the drama! f*ck! can't you just appreciate it that i didn't pick a real sh*t a*s lamesh*t for your freaking name?!<sighs> Stop! don't go making a come back now alright! I'll be going out side now! let's see what's the enemy this time! hahaha! i'm getting excited already!" - Dan