The bullshit of a normal man

"… I see a little silhouetto of a man.

Scaramouche, Scaramouche

Will You do the fandango…."

I had been trying to find a monster spawn for a few minutes and decided to sing in order to pass the time. I knew that monsters were not that rare so it surprised me that I can't even find one.

I walked along the pathway into another patch of grass. I scanned the area with caution as I crouched in the grass to hide from monsters that may see me. My hands held my starter weapon, a dagger, with killing intent as I saw a pink bunny the size of my head.

I slowly approached the bunny, my legs moved fluidly through the grass as I threw myself at the bunny. "WWWRRRYY-SCREEEEEEE!!" The bunny screeched as I stabbed the dagger into the bunny's fat body.

[lvl 1-(1/100)]

[Obtained: 1 rabbit fluff]

Interesting, it seems that killing one bunny gives one exp, so what happens when I use my clones?

"D4C:Love Train."

[You are not allowed to use your personal attribute when you are a low level.]

"F*ck."

"What skills do I even have anyway?"

[skills]

PA(personal attribute)

-Cannot be used

Normal

-water ball 1/99

-water coating 1/99

-dagger creation 1/99

"Damn. Am I really that limited? Wait why is dagger creation not lvl 4?" As I looked at my status dumbfounded at my somewhat weakened self.

Suddenly, from the sky a book fell from the sky and hit Fan Rong's head. A light shone as the book slowly faded and turned into particles. The particles then went through his ears which transferred some knowledge into his stupid brain.

'How to System: A guide to systems. Interesting, it seems a random being is looking out for me. Whatever, as long as they don't f*ck with me.'

Anyway, the guide taught me the basics of this world. Apparently, they had to need me because the dude who gave me my power wanted to annoy me…

'Great, now I have to suffer under the 'watchful' eyes of a ROB.'

After the rabbit died, it seemed that it alerted its rabbit buddies about my existence and now I have to go on another hunt. This was evident as I saw a few big fluffs of flesh run away from my direction.

The hunt was on. I ran towards one of the bunnies and intercepted it. I swung my dagger at its puny body as I dodged its bite to my balls. I slashed its hide as I dashed back to rework my footwork.

…

[50 min later]

This was a scam. I am currently at lvl 3 and I need to upgrade my mana. My mana capacity is now at 50 but I only regain 1 every every four minutes. However, I did get anew skill, the skill is called 'water manipulation' but it is very weak even compared to the outside me with the vision.

[status]

Name: Funny Valentine/ Ten Fan Rong

Lvl:3

HP:100/100

MP:16/50

STR-2

MP-5

SPD-10

DEX-2

HP-2

DEF-4

CHR-1

LUC-1

Equipment:

(NEW) Gift Box

Class:

-Water Mage(apprentice)

-Stand user

-American gunner

-Soul magician

-Space-time Magician

(Items: press to see)

(Skills: press to see)

Wait, what? I didn't see the gift box last time I checked? Oh well, I don't really care anyway. I hope I get some cool stuff from this box.

"RNGesus give me power! Hamon breathing ACTIVATE! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

I cried out as I opened the gift with blood flowing out of my eyes. Suffering from gacha hell for years had given me an instinct, which told me I have to trust my beginner's luck and enhance it with battle cries.

A light shone from the inside of the box as it opened itself to the world. Grey, green, blue, purple, gold! Go I summon thee, thy blood has been sacrificed for my gambling addiction alone, GOD HAND!

[Items Obtained]

-Funny Valentine's clothes(cosmetic)

-Magic gun(can clean kitchens)

-Vision( activated upon touch)

-Klee's guide to explosions( limited edition! Special guest included)

"The F*ck? When in the (beeeeeeeep) did these things come from?!"

I stared at my obtained items while looking at the screen. Why must the world hurt me this way?

While pouting, I took out the vision and touched it menacingly. It glowed red as a fiery symbol appeared. Wait, didn't I have Hydro?

Ehhh, not that I care but what is this stupid guide?

A book appeared in the air as I caught it with my other hand. 'Klee's guide to explosions( limited edition! Special guest included)' I wonder what is inside.

"Boom Boom Bukudan!"

*EXPLOSION SFX*

The book exploded as new information flowed into my head.

[???? and ??????? has willingly let you become their inheritor]

[Personal attribute has been obtained. Person type. Transcendental]

It seemed that I have just got some interesting things to play with in the future huh. I think it's time to prepare for my meeting with the boys so I am going to put all my special items in my inventory never to be seen again by anyone except my clones or I get into a desperate situation.

"Oh well time to head to the city! But now I have to ask where is the city?"

As Fan Rong said those words a certain middle schooler felt a shiver down his spine as he waited in Heart Heater's tavern.

…

Anyways sorry for no upload of the chapter I was uhhhh. Yes. Anyways, I am gonna upload one to two days later because I mixed up my schedule for school.

Ask me questions on anything on the book! Okay? Please I need criticism.

-FPJK