Pokémon Wack 1
This is a Synopsis of The Game Pokémon Wack:
This game starts off like any other Pokémon game, with a professor asking you your name and gender.
This time, however, the professor's name is "Not Professor Oak", and when he asks you "Are you a boy or a girl?" instead of only 2, now there are 6 options: Yes, No, Maybe, I Don't Know, Can You Repeat That Question, and Attack Helicopter.
Yes and No have you play as Red and Green, respectively.
Maybe has you play as a femboy.
I Don't Know has you play as a hybrid whose right half is Red and whose left half is Green.
Can You Repeat That Question has you play as an Eldritch Abomination.
And last but not least, Attack Helicopter has you play as an attack helicopter.
After you choose your name and gender, you wake up in your room, just like in any Pokémon games.
You walk downstairs and talk to your mother, who gives you a Pokédex and Running Shoes.
After that, you go to the professor's lab to get your starter.
The choice of starter are Woot, the wood-type Pokémon, Maggie, the magma-type Pokémon, and Steamin, the steam-type Pokémon.
The professor then says, "If I had a grandson, he would probably want a Pokémon around now."
🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎
Once you leave the lab, you are able to find a Poké Ball in Wack Town (the town you start in).
Once you get onto Route 1, you are able to battle Zaydolf, your rival.
He introduces himself as a "humble beginning painter just starting his journey," and while he doesn't have 1 among the 3 starter Pokémons, he have an Electrike and an Artsy.
Right from the beginning, this game establishes that it isn't as easy as official Pokémon games, as both of Zaydolf's Pokémon are already holding on berries and his Electrike is using a paralyze + flinch set.
However, you do not need to battle him now, instead you can go up to Glacie City and buy more Poké Balls and Potions first to make battling him easier.
After you beat him, he congratulates you and then leaves.
After that, you continue to go to Glacie City, a big city where it is snowing.
Right when you enter, a strange group known as Juvite makes an announcement making people buy their products.
This city also contains the first gym, home of the Ice-type leader Crost.
Some people are blocking off Route 2, and they tell you that they will leave once you beat the first gym.
You don't have to beat the first gym yet, though.
North of Glacie City is the Frosty Forest, where you can catch many ice-types, including a shiny Smoball (basically, a "lemon" snowball 😉🍋).
You can also find a kid in a cave, trapped by a Pokémon known as Iceis.
Once you defeat or catch the Iceis, you can talk to the kid, who escapes back to his mother.
After talking back to his mother in Glacie City, she will give you a ticket.
You can take this ticket back to Wack Town to a guy who takes you to Liberty Island, where you can catch Victini.
When you fight Crost, he admits that Ice is weak to all 3 starter types, but that this battle still won't be easy.
For example, his Snover's ability is Snow Warning, which makes it hail, and since this game uses Gen 5 mechanics for the most part, that hail will never go away.
Snover also has Wood Hammer, which hits Steamin super effectively and Wood Hit, which hits Maggie super effectively, as well as any ice types you might want to bring to take advantage of that hail.
He also has a Smoball with Ice Body, which regenerates HP while in hail.
Not only that, All of his Pokemon also have Snow Bank, which lowers speed and hits Woodie super effectively if you evolved it already.
Once you beat Crost, you can continue onto Route 2, which has you go through Miam Cavern and fight some trainers.
However, this cave can be skipped by cutting the tree blocking the two outdoor sections of Route 2, since the trees in this game can be cut down without a Pokémon knowing HM Cut.
The next destination is Seaside Village, where you receive a Stando.
There is also a sidequest involving a group of thugs who stole a baby Lapras from its mother.
They are insisting that the owners of the Lapras pay a ransom, but you go in and defeat them with your Pokémon.
After you beat Zyklon, the leader of the thugs, he does a Heel–Face Turn and brings the baby Lapras back to its mother, and talks about getting the money they need "a different way".
When you talk to the mother Lapras, she gives you an egg which hatches into a baby Lapsy.
North of Seaside Village is Gourmet City.
When you enter Gourmet City, Zaydolf tells you about how he is applying to the Juvite Corporation to become an artist, and then he battles you.
After you beat him like any other proper trainer in rival battles, you are finally free to explore the town.
In the south, there lives the Cutting Man, who gives you the HM for Cut (not like you need it anyway).
If you go to the Pokémon Center, there is an old man near the PC.
Talking to him sends you to Heck, a dungeon which you can only escape by blacking out.
And black out you will, as all the Pokémon there are like level 80.
But the main attraction of this city is the Food-type gym, which is also a kitchen run by Chef Lomar.
Battling Chef Lomar gives you the second badge, and after you beat him, you can see Zaydolf sitting on a bench in the middle of the city.
He tells you that the Juvites rejected him, and then talks about his plans to eliminate them (woah, things got very dark suddenly), and then he leaves.
The next route, Route 3, has the Ankh Desert splitting it in half.
Inside the Ankh Desert are the Ankh Ruins, which have been invaded by an organization known as Team Wack.
Many of the Team Wack grunts look similar to the thugs who kidnapped the Lapras, but this time, they are talking about themselves being the superior "Mustard Race".
When you go deeper down, you find Eva, an admin of Team Wack, holding a Juvite child hostage.
That is because the boy's father knows the location of a certain rare Pokémon that Team Wack wants.
But you defeat Eva, and the father thanks you and tells you that the rare Pokémon is in the next room.
The rare Pokémon is Kawaidesha, which you can catch. When you exit the Ankh Ruins, you also find some fossils.