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Cosmic Janitor

A man on a hospital bed was offered a job by a god. Said god introduced himself as a "god of amusement and entertainment." The man unhesitatingly accepted; what was the reason? He was bored. Having lived his life to the literal fullest—parachuting, skydiving, racing, boxing, and other adrenaline-pumping activities—left him exactly in his condition—a crippled, sick, BUT bored man in his middle thirties.  Join him in his wild adventures as he battles devils, zombies, and all sorts of crazy stuff you can dream up while lying in bed. Updates: It depends on my workload. Also, on my cat's mood. Suggestions: I've got some "worlds" planned, but feel free to suggest a game or anime world that needs some serious "cleaning." Disclaimer: The characters mentioned are not mine, except the OCs. Especially the Book Cover.

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Intricacies of Writing

So, here's the deal: when I first set out to write this novel, I had this brilliant plan. I was going to make it the ultimate dumb read, you know? I mean the title's pretty dumb.

Picture this: the protagonist starts off ridiculously overpowered, like Superman on steroids, and just effortlessly wipes out any villain dumb enough to cross their path. Simple, right?

So, there I was, cruising along with my brilliant plan for a dumb, mindless novel. Everything was going swimmingly—too swimmingly, it turns out. Because just when I thought I had it all figured out, my inner perfectionist decided to crash the party like an uninvited guest who shows up with a PowerPoint presentation on why my plot needed more depth and complexity.

Suddenly, my simple storyline wasn't cutting it anymore. Oh no, it had to have layers, subplots, and character arcs worthy of a Shakespearean tragedy. It's like my brain hit the turbo button and went from 0 to 100 in the blink of an eye.

But here's the kicker: in my quest to make everything deeper and more meaningful, I inadvertently turned my novel into a time-traveling rollercoaster. I mean, seriously, there are more time skips in this thing than a quantum physics lecture. It's like I'm playing hopscotch with the space-time continuum, and let me tell you, my brain is feeling the strain.

So yeah, while I may have intended for a fast-paced romp through literary mediocrity, what I ended up with is a convoluted mess of time skips and existential crises. But hey, at least it's keeping me on my toes, right? Who needs a coherent plot when you can have time-traveling shenanigans instead?

It's like my brain decided to take a joyride on the express train to Overthinking Town, and now I'm stuck trying to wrangle it back onto the tracks. Who knew that trying to dumb down a novel could turn into such a Herculean task?

I guess that's the fun of writing, right? You never know where the journey will take you, even if you're just trying to create a mindless romp through literary mediocrity.

So, here I am, still learning the ropes of this whole writing gig. Sure, I may have started out with grand plans for a dumb, mindless novel, but who was I kidding? I'm about as green as they come in the world of writing, and it didn't take long for that to become painfully obvious.

Every day feels like a crash course in the intricacies of storytelling, and let me tell you, it's a steep learning curve. I'm constantly grappling with questions like pacing, character development, and plot structure, all while trying not to drown in a sea of self-doubt and writer's block.

And let's not even get started on the nuances of dialogue and prose. I mean, who knew that every word had to be carefully chosen and meticulously placed? It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded—except instead of colors, you're juggling metaphors and similes.

I guess that's all part of the journey, right? They say that the best way to learn is by doing, and let me tell you, I'm doing a whole lot of learning. So even though my novel may be a bit of a hot mess right now, I'm taking it all in stride. After all, Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither is a masterpiece.

On a side note, I now made at least 40 chapters. Yep, fourty whole chapters of literary goodness (or madness, depending on who you ask). Yawn, haha made you yawn, at least I hope. I mean, if my characters and plot twists aren't enough to keep you up at night, maybe a good old-fashioned yawn will do the trick.

But in all seriousness, I'd love to hear your feedback on the pacing, the characters, and the plot. Are my time skips giving you whiplash? Do my characters feel like real, flesh-and-blood people, or are they about as interesting as a soggy cardboard cutout? And as for the plot... well, let's just say it's been a wild ride from start to finish.

So, dear reader, if you've made it through all fourty chapters without falling asleep or throwing your phone across the room in frustration, I salute you. And if you have any feedback to offer, good or bad, I'm all ears. After all, what's a writer without their readers?