A doll and a new customer

"Not today I have something important to do," the crusader said as he turned to walk out the door.

"Just think of a door or open a door and think of this place to enter again invite more customers ok,"odin said as he waved and with that, he closed the cabin and a white flash appeared around his body.

"Did you really think I wouldn't notice a tracker it's very Batman of him"odin said as he walked back to the counter but before he could reach it he stopped

"The doll nearly forgot system why didn't you remind me?"

[sir you would've forgotten it in 4 seconds I only remind you when you have forgotten]

"You should do it a minute before at least,"odin said annoyed but quickly returned to a smile. odin made a portal and stuck his hand through it and from it came a pale Victorian doll it was lifeless and inanimate but it would do well as a server Odin waved his hand and the doll back more smother as if it had skin that seemed soft and smooth. her eyes became truly lifelike like they held a true soul. her attire stayed the same but had more Intricate there were runes some we're rune of continuum this rune allows one to live on even after all has ended fitting for the new companion of a being that can not perish some where more simple like the rune of paradox this made any being immune to paradoxes.the doll lifted her self off the ground and looked at Odin with curiosity

"Are you a hunter?"asked the doll she started to look around the cafe "but you don't seem to be a beast you seem to be like the ancients hunters talked about"

"I'm no hunter but in a sense, I'm like those ancients you speak of but I still hold a beast in me just this one knows how to hide well. no matter how perfect you are you will always have a flaw and that is one of my flaws a beast that knows how to become human,"odin said as he led the doll to a table and two teacups appeared each filled with rose tea the doll looked the at the cup but didn't take it.

"You can drink you know I made you a body of flesh enjoy it's wonders. now my question is would you be my companion I need a friend in this cafe and you can be an excellent waiter would you care to accompany me ill give you the knowledge to properly do the job if you don't wish to I can send you back."odin said as he drank with a faint smile the doll picked up the cup and drank it the taste of the tea was sweet filled with a light bitter aftertaste.

"Would I get to be like my creators?"

"More than that humans are a great creation that I made but they can't do much unless they are made to you get the chance to be something else, not your creators but your own individual"

"Then I shall join but can you tell me your name?" as the doll finished Odin pointed his finger and the doll's eyes widened. the amount of knowledge from cooking to fighting and history and technology came all at once.

"Names Odin and it seems as we have a new customer and I wanna see what makes him so perverted"

<DING>

"So why is there a door here? Dude, you left your door outside"

"Eh it can do whatever not like it's alive but welcome and also here" as Odin said that a light flashed and the future harem king jaw dropped

'Is this actually possible wait no why couldn't even god existed why can't this guy exist he even sells something as epic as x-ray vision I can peep on the girls anytime'

Issei starts running to the counter and yells "give me x-ray vision!"

"Sure but let me do something I have a question and you have the answer I'ma just peek a bit at your soul don't worry not gonna harm you or the little so-called dragon"

Issei looks at Odin with apprehension

'I could say no but he might get mad and just erase me but at the same time he could have done it from the beginning if he wanted me gone but what does he me so-called dragon?'

"What I mean by a so-called dragon is that he isn't one he doesn't even have the requirements of a dragon egg. to even be considered a dragon for a wyvern they must be able to destroy a universe, have a pureblood but what really important is to have the aura of one even an eggs aura can destroy a supercluster when born. much less a newborn and the size difference between an egg and wyvern king the king is on average 2 milky ways and the diameter of an egg is around 17.3 milky ways. though he does have close to pureblood his aura is absolutely atrocious but I can't blame you who wouldn't want to be a dragon they're op" as Odin ranted about the greatness of dragons he got his answer to why this guy is so perverted and he wasn't surprised.

"So while I ranted about that I got my answer to why you're so damm horny. who would've thought your soul got damaged we'll I just fixed it feel like I should be hearing praise or something but whatever but now you're good. though I wonder do you still want a harem? sure it sounds nice. sexy girls that will please you but they are human too they have needs if they don't get them then they'll find one that will. Two is kinda ok but 8,9,10 that are too many even the most loyal person can't stay loyal for long if you didn't have the power they would leave you as quickly as they came. take my advice no one wants to be betrayed."

During odins many lives he watched kings with many wife's but they were just one man so many had wife's that chose other men to have their needs met to Odin this was unacceptable but he could understand if he didn't receive love wouldn't he find someone too? To Odin, this wasn't love but lust and he didn't want to see it with someone else if he could stop it.

"I'll... Keep it in mind can you just give me that swordsmanship skill since it's my first purchase it's free right?" issei said as he looked conflicted with his thoughts

"Sure which swordsmen or style I got many like Arthur swordsmanship, kendo, and Battōjutsu,"odin asked as he took out a card and book to give to issei.

"Thanks but why are you giving me the catalog when you gave me the detail on all items with that light? But give me your sword style it's gotta be strong to match you right?"

"Mine isn't based on any style because it doesn't exist my style is called the formless style because it has no form I can draw the sword without needing to be near and kill you or I can just play a song on my sword and still cut you my is base on intent"

"Intent? What's that like when you wanna do something?"

"Yes if I say you will die then you will die this style is mostly based off willpower if your willpower is stronger then it won't work the style can be used on anything on a stick or even an entire world as long as your will is strong then you can do anything"odin says as he takes out a book on Battōjutsu.

"Take this it should suit you oh and invite more people I want more customers you're my second one"

"Thanks and sure I'll spread it around by the way can I travel to other worlds as you said?"

"Sure you can but that cost money 10k souls per travel"

"Damm that's a lot maybe next time"issei said as he went out the door Odin turned to look at the door and said "see it's easy wait! I forgot to tell him about the games oh well next time well now let's wait I doubt may will enter today but I can only hope for more tomorrow,"odin said as he got another cup of tea and talk to the doll.