MEETING OF THE GODS

Nirvana, a place of pure delight and bliss, a realm very sacred and filled with bountiful amounts of energies capable of destroying the very fabric of reality itself, gathered here are people unlike yourself, they are beings filled with this reality shattering energies and these beings are what those below them call GODS they are grouped in the same category, but, their abilities and its applications and how much energy they possess is all evaluated and therefore a ranking system for them is generated and those with high amounts of energies are allowed to do more work and have higher positions among these powerful beings, their top ten rank is as follows:

1. Girder miglamous – The God of light and light attributes.

2. Amanita Phalloides – The God of dark and darkness.

3. Ngai – The God of creation.

4. Sango – The God of thunder and wealth.

5. Heka – The God of health.

6. Inokosazana – Goddess of agriculture and fertility.

7. Nana buluku – Mother of the sun god and moon twin gods.

8. Ogun – The God of iron.

9. Mamlambo – Goddess of rivers and misfortune.

10. Modjadji – Goddess of rain.

"We have stayed eon's idle, just how boring can Nirvana get, with that in mind I invoke the constellation competition!" said phalloides in his usual coarse voice. 'The constellation competition' is a competition held by the beings of Nirvana, where the Gods will fight each other in a bloody battle and depending on your kill count your ranking in Nirvana is decided, Gods DO NOT DIE: when they are killed, they instantly come back to existence, so it makes the constellation competition a competition of endurance.

"Phalloides you scumbag, are you instigating a rebellion against lord Girder" yelled Sango

"Interpret my words however you like" Phalloides said not disputing the fact that he might actually be planning to over throw Girder from his position as leader of the Gods in Nirvana.

Still standing at the center of the Gods Phalloides said he would wait while they think it over amongst themselves, he stood there knowing that time was of little significance to Gods, he could wait for all eternity if he wanted to.

"I agree with Phalloides" a voice finally spoke, after what felt like an eternity, Phalloides turned towards the voice which seemed to have supported him, it was none other than the twin headed snake God whom had double snakes for a head and talks out of both of them simultaneously.

He is very low in ranking Phalloides said to himself but nonetheless his words were sure to light a fire under the Gods he thought, he was right, what was formally utter silence turned into a murmur of thousands upon thousands of voices.

Phalloides could feel the pressure growing and getting larger by the second his face could not mask his emotions as a sinister smile formed on his face, the twin headed snake God [Mongule] saw Phalloides smile form gradually, just how you would feel when you make your boss happy, Mongule felt overwhelming ecstasy as he quickly thought of what to say to further persuade the other Gods.

"It took us time without end of thought to even consider lord Phalloides idea" Mongule said with delight swelling in his bowels, Phalloides at that moment could not comprehend why the twin headed snake God would call him "Lord", was he so moved by his suggestion that he would call him lord? Or was the twin headed snake God planning on forming an alliance with him?, as Phalloides thoughts rambled on like an earthquake, Mongule was giving the speech of a lifetime, he had managed to convince the other Gods that the constellation battle was nothing more than entertainment and a means of promotion for low ranking Gods and as Mongule mentioned this all the low ranking Gods began cheering.

The Gods agreed that the constellation battle will take place, and low ranking Gods looking for promotions roared over the finalization of the intriguing idea, but then Phalloides looks up at Girder sitting majestically on his throne with a fist on his chin looking down at Phalloides not uttering a word, he also seemed absent minded like he was never listening to the conversations and was nowhere in Nirvana at all, Phalloides pissed, raised his finger and points at Girder and says "this battle will not take place if he does not participate".

The Gods were dumbfounded, silence echoed in all of Nirvana, Girder did not move a muscle so did Phalloides with his finger still pointing at Girder, even though Girder was number one on the power scale and Phalloides was second, the power gap between them was too immense, their attributes affinity are polar opposites, light and dark, phalloides would not survive if Girder attacked him in full strength, even now as phalloides finger is being pointed at Girder, Phalloides very existence is akin to that of a candle left outside without protection and Girder, a storm brewing.

"Have you gone mad Phalloides?" Sango yelled, Sango is the God of thunder and is third on the power scale right next to Phalloides, but, Phalloides is an entity without end just like Girder.

Glaring at Sango Phalloides said "the one whom sleeps with an axe claims I am not sane?" Phalloides eyes beamed its purple glow and his eyebrows straightened, "is that a threat I hear Phalloides" Sango asked slowly raising his left hand, with an abrupt electric discharge around his hand but it was held down by Inokosazana a Goddess sitting right beside Sango, the reason the God Sango took offense in what Phalloides had said was because for any God on or off Nirvana sleeping was considered a show of weakness so Gods DO NOT SLEEP, any who does would be considered a lesser being or a human fraternizer, second is the fact that Sango sleeps with an axe, normally no God would take damage from being hit with an axe and if Sango sleeps with an axe in close proximity it must mean that he is scared of being attacked while he sleeps, because for Gods a position in Nirvana is the ultimate honor and to work your way up the ranks is another impressive feat, if a God kills a God in a higher position than them they immediately earn the spot of that God, that was what the constellation battle was all about.

Inokosazana stands up abruptly and says in her beautiful yet male sounding tone, "let us change the rules for this constellation battle"

"What do you suggest we change" Phalloides asked. "If lord Girder were to participate then the rest of us won't stand a fair chance and half of us will not participate" she said, and as if the lesser Gods were waiting for someone to make that point, they started yelling out their complaints at phalloides, complaints like, "we are going to drop out if lord Girder participates", "are you unaware that lord Girder is unbeaten", "why even suggest that the Lord participates", "why do you want to make the constellation battle difficult", "we can't possibly win against lord Girder".

Inokosazana the Goddess summoned a horn that blew a loud deafening noise silencing all Gods mumbling and yelling, "silence is bliss" she said as the air around her became chilly everyone was in awe or in fright of her energy being leaked out and expanded "I suggest we use a proxy for our battles" the Gods began mumbling again amongst themselves, she silenced them with another loud hunk of her massive horn.

"A thousand years ago we used proxies, so are you saying we get the humans to act as proxies again?" Phalloides questioned Inokosazana, she glares at phaloides in the most unpleasant way and says "this time will be different, I suggest we use children instead of condemned humans" the entire arena of Gods fell into utter silence again "and I thought I was supposed to be the heartless one" Phalloides said with a big malicious smile on his face.

Girder who was finally listening felt displeased and some of the other Gods shared his feelings but he did not say a word he just stared at them.

Inokosazana made it clear that children will be a great handicap for all Gods including Girder, depending on how strong a God's attribute is so also is the child, she also made it clear that children are very good at adapting so if you pick a child that is good at adapting the odds for a win will be in your favor.

Some God's felt pleased with Inokosazana's idea, Girder still felt that it was not a good idea but he said nothing, at this point Phalloides smile was from ear to ear.