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Catastrophic Cultivation!

Clint, a man who chose a heroic sacrifice, came to a Cultivation world only to find out... He wasn't alone! Not only that but he has a massive golden thigh to hug right there! Not a FF... But they get powers from anime and comics so I wasn't too sure about that. Anyway, nothing too serious, just enjoy it.

AgentMonke · Derivasi dari karya
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Definitely not exposition!

As Jin Wu was laughing, Mu Yu asked with a troubled face, "Is… Is he okay?" Everyone turned to her and she flinched, looking down as she revealed, "That was my Grandpa…" Jin Ren's face changed and Jin Wei walked out from behind him, smiling gently, "Sister-in-law, your family is forcing you for something?"

Jin Yang scratched his head and said "Huh?" Mu Yu looked at Jin Wei and subconsciously ignored 'sister-in-law', asking "How did you know?!" Jin Wei's eyes flashed and she smiled calmly.

Before she could speak, Jin Yang punched his palm, "I see!" everyone looked at him as he nodded, "So, all we have to do is beat the shit out of her family! Hahaha! Sister-in-law, compared to my brother I'm not the brightest, however when beating people, there's nobody better than me!"

Jin Ren smashed him into the roof face first, snarling "Bastard! Who's dog son are you!?" Jin Wu squatted on the Annihilator, fishing out a cigarette from his pocket, sneering "Just an Ancient Hidden Mu Clan. Can they even struggle under the Annihilator? Forget it! Let's see if they try and arrange your marriage when I rain Nukes on their heads!"

Mu Yu's lips twitched and Jin Wei glared at him, saying "Little Wu! Enough! How could you understand how Sister Yu feels? That's her family!" Jin Wu sneered, "Who cares? A bunch of trash that uses women for political gain, it's best to be annihilated!"

He jumped off the Annihilator, smirking like a proud peacock, "Not to mention, the big killer isn't the Annihilator but the Emperor! The Annihilator is a Territorial Automated Anti-Aerial Defense Neutralizer, the parameters are connected to the Willow Array. It locks on the City Walls and extends another 100 Miles in a radius. Completely stationary, meant for City Defense. Of course, the old fart is alright. However, good luck leaving a bed, or ever practicing Martial arts."

He sneered, "Old people should have the knowledge of old people and play chess in the park or scowl at young people." He took a drag and looked at the sky at a 45 degree angle before exhaling a cloud of purple smoke with a look of 'How lonely invincibility is…'

Mu Yu let out a breath of relief secretly as Jin Wei glared at Jin Wu, smacking the back of his head, putting her hands on her hips and shouting at him.

Mu Yu looked at Jin Yang complaining, Jin Ren shouting, Jin Wei nagging, and Jin Wu crying to be let go… Her lips curled up slightly, it felt so warm here… It used to be like this at home but now… everything was bone cold now.

Mu Yu sighed to herself but Jin Ren palmed her head, she looked up to see him smiling, "Daughter-in-law, don't blame yourself. When I met my wife, I had to go through all sorts of twists and turns… In the end, I beat her brother into a cripple." he paused as Mu Yu's lips twitched, then he added with a condensed face, "Then, of course, I got my soul injured by those damn bastards…"

He shook a fist and a golden fire exploded off his body, warping the air around it as the roof started melting "Damn Liu Clan! AHHH!"

Liu Ying appeared on the roof, wearing fashionable clothes that were spliced between classy and comfortable. To be specific, her assets were bulging. Jin Ren swallowed secretly as she looked at him, smiling "Oho? My big boy is finally ready for revenge?"

Jin Ren scoffed, "I've always been ready… This damn world Law keeps pressing me down!" he froze and realized he said something he shouldn't have. Liu Ying glared at him angrily as Jin Wei touched her chin, smiling slyly, "What do you mean, daddy~?"

How could Jin Ren resist? He hasn't heard Jin Wei call him this since she was a child… He hugged her directly, pinching her nose as he smiled fatherly, "Your daddy is from the Upper Realm!"

Jin Wu and Mu Yu were dumbfounded!

They looked at eachother in shock, communicating silently.

'You hear that?!'

'I knew it! My brother was the first villain! Everyone knows that the first villain has the deepest background, how could I not have connections to the Upper World?!'

'I can't believe it! I thought it was a one and done villain!'

'Impossible! That was only the Teng Clan…'

'You're right! How could I forget?! After the first villain dies, the family takes revenge in a 300 chapter arc that spans till the end of the first Realm and into the beginning of the Second Realm!'

'Sarah, we're rich! Ahhaaha!'

'Wooooo!'

As they were communicating, Jin Ren explained, "Your daddy was just a loose cultivator when I met your mother…" he seemed to be reminiscing good times as he smiled, "My parents were missing and I was alone, living day to day on Demon Beast Corpses. When she walked into my life, everything changed…"

He went on and on about how he and Liu Ying fell in love, finally dropping a bomb at the end, "Then I fled from the Liu Clan with you and her belly across the entire Upper World. 5 Domain Breaking Cultivators were chasing us until we escaped through the World Channel, falling to the Mortal World by mistake. I lost all my Cultivation and nearly died, but your mother transferred hers to me, saving my life."

Jin Wei was dumbfounded, blinking, "Daddy, what are the Cultivation Realms in the Upper World? What's a Domain Breaking realm?" Jin Ren kissed her cheek and smiled, explaining patiently, "From the beginning, Cultivators are ranked from what you know already; Qi Training, Foundation Building, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Void Crossing, and Tribulation."

He nodded and waved, "After you cross the Tribulation, you step into the Upper World Cultivation Realms. The first three are one full Realm consisting of; Skin Shedding, Bone Changing, and Soul Cleansing. However, there's only 3 stages in each of these. Veterans of the Upper World call these three steps the 'Mortal Shedding Realm'. Normally, Cultivators in the Upper World can skip these steps because they don't have the air of the Mortal Realm in their bodies."

Liu Ying chimed in seriously, "However!" as she glared at Jin Ren, "Most geniuses don't. Because the Mortal Shedding Realm strengthens the foundations of a Cultivator. Only the trash Cultivators cut corners!"

Jin Ren looked embarrassed and quickly changed the topic, "Right! What your mother said! Anyway, after the Mortal Shedding Realm you have; Nirvana, King, Emperor, Domain, Domain Breaking, and Sage. The Liu Clan has a Sage sitting on it. That old bastard…"

Jin Wu and Mu Yu felt their brains buzzing, Liu Clan is a top clan in the Upper World?!

Jin Wei nearly fainted on the spot.

Jin Yang was scratching his head in confusion.

Liu Ying rolled her eyes and cut in, "It's not that serious. You didn't even explain it correctly, Ren'er!" Jin Ren scratched his head, Liu Ying explained seriously, "The Sage Realm is more known as the Saint Realm. It's made of 3 Sub Realms called the Energy, Body, and Soul. All of which have 5 Stages; Entry, Low, Middle, High, and Perfect. According to the Ancestor, there's higher realms…"

Jin Wu held his head and screamed at the sky, "CAN IT BE ANY MORE COMPLICATED?! MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!" He fell over and started rolling around on the ground, growling angrily.

Everyone else's lips twitched…