Virgin Joke

"What, a virgin? Jeez, what do you take me for? a baby or something?" I cried out.

Truly, this was the worst thing I was heading this day, I mean, why will she think such a thing as that, I felt like was even going to cry if I was not a man.

Noticing my confusion, Megan burst out laughing because she probably saw me and my ridiculous acts as a better fit for her comedy, it sulks the hell out of me.

"What is funny?" I yelled.

I covered her mouth with her hands from preventing herself from exploding with laughter, she had really seen a good deal of me for one night to laugh about.

"Nothing, just wondering how a grown-up man like you have lived for all these years as a virgin, fucking virgin at twenty-eight," she choked at the last.

"That is not even my real age Miss, I am thirty years old," I corrected her from that annoying mistake.