Brain Fart

Name: Brain Fart
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Author: SmallFries

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Scenes that will never make it in normal stories. Irregular Updates. *Used to be a deleted story

Chapter 1BLEEPed Chat

Angry Customer: "*BLEEP* you!"

Cashier: "*BLEEP* you back!"

Angry Customer: "*BLEEP* you harder!"

Cashier: "*BLEEP* you sideways!"

Angry Customer: "*BLEEP* you upside down!"

Cashier: "*BLEEP* you with a whip!"

Angry Customer: "*BLEEP* you with candle wax!"

Cashier: "*BLEEP* you when you are falling down from 10,000 meters in the sky!"

Angry Customer: "*BLEEP* you cause I'd have a parachute!"

Cashier: "*BLEEP* you, because your parachute failed! So *BLEEP* you!"

Angry Customer: "*BLEEP* you! I have a secondary *BLEEP*ing parachute. And when I pull it open, it pulls my primary parachute open!"

Legends have it, the two are still cursing at each other to this day...

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89KXYLv2

Not exactly sure about the Chapter 1: Prologue thing, but the writing is good. Hope author keeps on going with update. oijadsoifjsoaidfoijadsoifjsoaidfoijadsoifjsoaidfoijadsoifjsoaidf

6yr

AriHarrLv4

I agree with Alex above. Like the idea but kinda fast paced. The chapsters are kinda short too. The characters can't be fully shown with few words.

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Alex_GrantLv5

It's a good story of fantasy apocalypse. The world is transformed into an RPG and the MC does not have the powers of protagonist, only managed to select a basic class. The MC follows the 'protagonist' in order to survive The story is quick, little explained, but it is easy to understand why this, the story is in the first person, and portrays how the MC feels and from what I understand he feels that everything is happening too fast. Modern life ends and turns into an RPG, MC still has not had time to think what's really going on, still does not understand that his family may have died, ... I hope this story continues and the characters gain more personality. I recommend.

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hikigayaaaaLv5

Tampilkan spoiler

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gee_ringdomstoriesLv1

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fencer3001Lv5

Please!!! More updates!!! I enjoyed the writing style and the premise. A member who isn't covered in plot armor leeching off someone who obviously is, and the story doesn't take itself seriously. Good Job! The comedy is awesome as well.

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