Chapter 1: Tsunade's Mistake~s

Tsunade Senju was sitting at a table with her head down in front of a basket thinking, 'What the hell have I done?'. Letting out a massive sigh, she reminisces over the events that had taken place over the past two years. It all started with the first big mistake she had made, consequently leading to the three biggest mistakes of her life; however, they were not the worst of mistakes.

Two years ago, Tsunade had a meet up with Jiraiya, as usual, to discuss things they may have seen or heard of. Jiraiya's current mission seemed to be gathering information out in the world. He ended up writing those books while doing it, though, and just the thought of it makes her want to lash out and hit him. However, while they were drinking and joking around, she ended up making a bet with Jiraiya. She can't even conceive what was going through her mind to make that crazy kind of bet -- of all things. True to form, she ended up losing the bet. Since it wasn't money she'd actually bet, she ponied up. Honestly, though, it wasn't that bad. For once in his life, Jiraiya acted properly during the time they spent together fulfilling her lost wager. Considering how perverted he usually acted in most, if not all, cases, his proper behavior was quite an achievement in her mind.

The real issue came later when she found out she'd lost yet another bet this time against mother nature, of all things. Really, the chance was so frigging infinitesimally small that would happen that she hadn't even bothered to prevent it. She had actually gotten pregnant during that time they were together and.. well.. she hid it, continuing to live her life as is. Eventually, she gave birth before continuing on with her travels. When her daughter was around six months old, she got the strange idea to cross the border of the Land of Stone from the Land of Waterfalls, placing her decently close to Iwagakure.

Shortly after crossing the border, Tsunade ran into the five-tailed bijuu. It was rampaging after being free for the first time in years! The beast was quite worn down though from it's hectic flight and recent release. Since it was charging over in her direction, she ended up knocking out the beast with a rather anticlimactic punch and subsequent drop kick to the head. Then, she had the absolutely brilliant idea, out of nowhere, to actually proceed to seal the bijuu inside her 6 month old child.

Now, Tsunade finds herself in a diner located in the Land of Waterfall. She repeatedly looks at the basket her child is in, thinking, 'WHAT HAVE I DONE?!' After some time has passed, she lets out a sigh a defeat before rolling up a message and sealing it to be sent to her sensei, Hiruzen, which will then be sent on to Jiraiya. Completing her task, she puts her head back down and drifts off due to a culminating lack of sleep...