Chapter 18- Harem Problems:

Unfortunately, Now I Was Back At School The Vibe Seemed To Be More Draining As Usual, As Even Outside Rain Pelted The Glass And The Sky Was A Grey Colour Giving Off Heaps Of Boredom The Moment I Looked At It. I Felt Like I Could Fall Asleep At Any Given Moment. "Oh How I Am Not Happy To Be Here" I Rolled My Eyes As I Noticed Kurumi Grinning In The Corner Of My Eye.

"Well Mati-kun, We Could Have Some Fun In The Janitors Closet, What Do You Say?~" Kurumi Suggested With A Coy Smile. "No I Am Not Railing You During School Hours" I Rolled My Eyes Shaking My Head In Disappointment, Although I Should've Seen This Coming A Mile Away.

Then In Front Of Me, Charlie Turned His Chair Around With An Intrigued Gaze While The Teacher Was Reading Out Names For Registration. "So Uh Matthew, What's Your Secret?" Charlie Whispered As I Looked At Him Dumbfounded For His Question. "I Mean How Do You Manage To Get So Many Monster Girls In Love With You?" Charlie Added Nodding Eagerly At My Answer.

"Your First Tip Is To Stop Asking Me Dumb Questions And Besides I'm Lucky I Guess, In My Eyes Just Don't Go Out With Human Woman Since There All Beasts" I Chuckled Before Continuing. "Just Wait You'll Get Your Chance Of Your Own Monster Girl Falling Out The Sky" I Patted Him On The Back Reassuringly.

"I Guess You're Right I Mean You Were A Lonely And Depressive Kid Before You Met These Girls And Now Look At You" Charlie Commented With A Firm Smile Proud Of My Achievements. I Mean He Was Right I Was Nothing But A Loner Before Who Hated Life And Hated Himself But Meeting These Girls Really Did Help. I Could See Now How Relationships Are Important.

"Thank You For Your Time Students You May All Rise And Head Off To Your Next Lessons" The Teacher Closed Her Registration Book and sent Everyone Off Row By Row. "I Guess We Should Begin The Day" I Sighed Slowly Rising From My Seat As The Others Followed. 

"So Matthew Wanna Get To Pranking? Cuz It's Been Really Boring These Past Weeks" Charlie Chuckled With a Mischievous Grin. However, From Afar I Noticed Gabe And Josh Following Around Alice, She Seemed Uninterested And More Annoyed Like She Was With Me But Even Worse.

At This Point, It Was Just Obvious Harassment. I Thought Of a Genius Plan, "Actually Charlie I Have A Plan Already For A Prank" I Chuckled Before Approaching The Two Tall Students. Josh Then Turned Around Readjusting His Glasses As He Smirked At Me. "I'm Surprised You're Still Even Alive After Our Last Pulping Hahaha, You Need Your Girlfriend To Help" He Mocked Me With The Most Undesirable Grin Ever.

"Actually Josh And Gabe, You Should Look At Her" I Then Nudged Kurumi, Signalling Her To What She Should Do. She Then Mischievously Smiled As She Looked At Them And Both There Eyes Became Hypnotized. "Hehe Now Let's Get To The Fun Part" I Chuckled Cracking My Knuckles Preparing For Our "Prank". 

After About An Hour Of "Pranking", We Finally Stopped, However, Gabe And Josh Now Looked Like A Mess. Covered In Flour And Feathers Along Phallic Objects Drawn Around Their Cheeks. Of Course Not Drawn By Me But By Charlie Which Shouldn't Come Off As A Surprise To Everyone. 

"There We Go Finished" I Announced Wiping The Sweat Off My Forehead And Dusting Myself Off. "Now They Look Like Works Of Art Haha" Charlie Chuckled Before Fist Bumping Me With His Usual Grinning Face. 

Behind Us, Alice Was Tapping Her Shoe With Slight Annoyance As He Brows Furrowed. "Matthew! I Said You Could Speak To Them And Get Them Off My Behind, I Didn't Say To Make Them Into Feathered Sculptures" She Sighed Shaking Her Head.

"Well, They Deserv-" Before I Could Finish Alice Ran Into Me, Wrapping Her Arms Around Me Instantly As I Looked At Her Stunned And Amazed. "But Thank You For Protecting Me Again" She Smiled With The Purest Smile I Have Ever Seen Her Make.

I Could Notice From Afar, That Kana And Kurumi Were Both Looking At Me With Annoyed Expressions With Hints Of Jealousy. "Well Matthew Better Be Going Now, Come On You White Knight" Kurumi Muttered As She Grabbed My Arm With Frustration. "I Agree Mati-kun Needs Rest For Today" Kana Nodded Firmly, At least They Were Getting Along Finally.

"Yeah I'm Gonna Agree With The Girls Matthew, You Don't Want A Loli In Your Harem That's Way Too Cliché You Know, You Don't Wanna Be Seen As A Lolic-" I Then Made A Shushing Motion With My Hand To Stop Charlie's Rambling. "Don't Even Think About Finishing That Sentence Dude" I Rolled My Eyes With Slight Annoyance.

"Because I Wouldn't Mind Having Kana Karate Kick You Through The Window" I Chuckled As Charlie Looked At Me With A Shocked Expression. "No Matthew Have Mercy On Your Best Pal!" He Begged Shaking My Shoulder Repeatedly With Teary Eyes Which Made It More Comedic For Some Reason.

"Anyway Let's Just Get This Day Over And Done With" I Sighed Rubbing My Eyes In Annoyance, Wanting This School Day To Already Be Over And Done With. However, I Was Glad With The Progress That I Made With Kurumi. Now I Knew Full Well The School Was At least Safe And That I Managed To Befriend Another Monster Girl. I Wonder What Else Would Happen On My Unpredictable Adventure?