Being a Goblin is Not Easy

Darkness

This is all I can see. Why? I ask myself. Then something came through my mind.

Oh right, I think I just died. Well, don't worry I didn't die out of saving someone that is almost git by a truck.

I'm just your ordinary guy who died out of old age. Sigh There's still so much things that I want to do

While sighing in regret, I saw sonething. Something that is so pleasant and confusing at the same time. Light, there's too much light.

Then I saw something else. It is a vague figure. I can't control my body, and I can't open my eyes properly.

Ughh, this is so frustrating, I can't even see properly. I tried very hard and I successfully open my eyes.

"Ohh it's just a giant wolf" I thought. Then suddenly I realize It's a F****** giant wolf "WTF $#%@!!"

I tried to shout and cry for help but no one's coming. Sigh I'm just going to die again after all.

Time passed by slowly and I stopped crying when I realize that it seems that this giant wolf is not bad and won't hurt me.

I carefully raise my head to check on my surroundings. Where is this place?

I don't think I'm still in earth. If you are wondering what made me think like that. Then all I can say is that I don't remember these many giant trees and other plants growing on earth.

looked back again to the wolf. Now that I'm calm, I can see that this wolf has a horn, a very big black horn.

I am really in another world huh?

I hope this world is world of magic. I always wanted to be a magician. To be hero who will save the world

Is this finally my time to shine?! Do I have a cheat ability?!

Can I also Check my Status like in those every novel I read?

If yes then this is really heaven.

But how will I live like this? I can't even move properly.

I'll first try to figure out if I can check my status.

'Status' I thought really hard.

Then a blue screen pops right before my face.

Name: None

Level: 0

Race: Goblin?/

Attributes

Str: 0

Int: 25

Agi: 0

Vit: 5

System Tip: There are four basic attributes. The owner can unlock more hidden attributes by doing something special.

Skills:

Devour (S): Owner can devour anything that can fit in his mouth. Owner has a chance to get the skills of any being he eat.

System Remarks: You are currently in the lowest level of this world. Even an ant can probably kill you.

Boo! an ant can probably kill me? Are you f****** kidding me?!

While I'm complaining I suddenly saw that in my race is not a human

WHAT?!!!!

I'm a Goblin?!

I'm a f****** goblin. Ohh this is real $#%@

I tried to move my arms again. And with great difficulty I finally raise my arms to see a little green arm.

I'm really a Goblin!

It's like all my dreams have crumbled and shattered into pieces. How can I be hero who exterminate monster when I myself am a monster?